ME: I know tings about Pete Davidson that could REALLY fuck up his spot. *sniff* Real dirty shit to be hawnest with you. Lotta...lotta tings.

22  2018-06-15 by BoboOrbani55

27 comments

It's clear he's a smack fiend, Ope; his miniature fiance, also.

You don't believe he went into rehab for a raging pot addiction?

In all seriousness, it's interesting that she's engaged to someone who's famous, but not that famous.

And I don't think ANY group of people know more about Pete than this place. The only other place is the SNL subreddit, and they haven't listened to his opinions for hours on the radio.

He's mentally ill and his Hillary tattoo is the gayest tattoo I've ever seen, but I'm rooting for him to knock her up. So much money.

Man, I bet they both really hate muslims because you-know-what.

I like when he was on the Chip podcast and Chip made a Muhammad Atta joke.

Me too, I don't think he has been back on since

This post deserves gold. Too bad I'm so poor..

To repeat: You guys are literally dopey women gossiping about celebrities. Do you honestly not see that at this point?

Of course it's gossip. Big whoop who cares?

"Who cares." Nice cool guy distance.

Why can't you just admit you're a fucking lame gossip-mongering internet stereotype, like everyone you and this sub claims to hate.

Stop whiteknighting that tranny fucker Anthony.

Nice evasive tactic.

It's not just Anthony - you're also like Opie, and Norton, and Sam, and Artie, etc. You're a bunch of self-hating personality disordered nothings who can't see their own reflection in these D-list celebrities they obsessively "hate".

So again: why can't you just admit you're a fucking lame gossip-mongering internet stereotype, like everyone you and this sub claims to hate

No.

The question was "why" and your answer was "no". I'll let that speak for itself.

Where're we at with the mental illness?

I think you're lost, friend. Can one of you walk this guy home?

Keep pushing on, buddy. You can do anything you put your mind to.

ME: My mom was faaaawkin’ BAH-ROO-DULL. sniff

You guys are literally dopey women gossiping about celebrities. Do you honestly not see that at this point?

Well you sir, can go sit on a tack!

LANGUAGE!!!!!!

Sir, we are NOT women. None of us have ever seen vagina. We’re incel faggots.

Guy who responds to his own post.

sniff fawkin’ takin’ shots!!!!

Her previous ex spiraled very quickly after she dumped him. This dude was sobbing on instagram the second his previous ex & him were having issues. If/when this goes sour, he'll likely die.

Dare to dream

Ant and Joe need to take notes on how to legally fuck a girl that looks like she’s 12.

No.

Me too, I don't think he has been back on since