Some people would consider this an extreme waste of talent. Others, like myself, consider it one of man's great accomplishments. Like the moon landing or double anal sex.
Don't kill me (because good work as always u/porsalin), but I've NEVER understood the fan boy fervor behind Fallout, or even why people love that Vault Boy faggot. I don't understand it.
Wow Jim Norton at the end is a very close representation to the description I wrote of him in Lightning My Queen. Not calling anyone out in anyway, just saying it's amazing that two people both had that vision of him being a slimy beta creature
Fuck me, Jim and his future talk. I was just listening to a Patrice episode today where he was adamantly claiming that "individuality will be gone" in 100 years because we're all going to be part of the same consciousness when our thoughts get uploaded to a shared database. The worst thing about it is how pompous he is about it. He acts like this is something that's been proven, and anyone who even doubts it is an incorrect asshole.
Dummy read part of a Ray Kurzweil book 10 years ago and has been acting like he's the nostradamus of space travel ever since.
59 comments
1 KangolVos 2018-06-15
You are one funny fuck.
1 killakamkam 2018-06-15
YEEEEAAAAAHHHH
1 boringoneliner 2018-06-15
you have a lot of time on your hands. i salute you.
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-06-15
Some people would consider this an extreme waste of talent. Others, like myself, consider it one of man's great accomplishments. Like the moon landing or double anal sex.
1 jtormeyx 2018-06-15
Fallout Babyboy
1 Johnthemox 2018-06-15
Is double anal sex where two dicks fit into one asshole?
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-06-15
WHATS ANTHONY GOT TO DO WITH THIS?!????!
1 Johnthemox 2018-06-15
It’s his ass
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-06-15
Phenomenal
1 RoundImage4 2018-06-15
This is amazing. What tools do you use?
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-06-15
Hammer, bag of nails and a container of coffee, friend.
1 chezzanator 2018-06-15
Seeing them vaporized in their truest metaphorical forms brought a staggering amount of happiness to me. Thank you
1 0o-0-o0 2018-06-15
Never knew I wanted this but its amazing
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-15
Nice completely stereotypical gay Reddit comment, stupid.
1 amdalltheway 2018-06-15
I'm a simple man: I see /u/Porsalin I click.
1 TangerineReam 2018-06-15
Don't kill me (because good work as always u/porsalin), but I've NEVER understood the fan boy fervor behind Fallout, or even why people love that Vault Boy faggot. I don't understand it.
1 enzo_trash 2018-06-15
you ever play new vegas?
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-06-15
It's a post-apocalyptic world where your choices influence the outcome of the world. Think of the game Fable, but more cynical and brutal.
1 HookerMouth82 2018-06-15
There are three good Fallout games, and the most popular ones are the worst two.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-06-15
I'd take Johnny Guitar on repeat over any of these zeroes.
1 redtheftauto 2018-06-15
This is more brutal than Bonnie's drowning child line
1 schmurmems 2018-06-15
strangely accurate representations of jim and sam if you sprinkled a little nuclear fallout on them
1 Brandy_Buck 2018-06-15
Someone should mod this in as a quest in Fallout 4. But instead of only hunting down one you get to find and kill them all.
Might actually get me to play that fucking snooze-fest of a game.
1 BUF_Mosley 2018-06-15
It's not bad, I've got around 150 hours played in it. I like wandering around clearing everything.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-06-15
That settlement needs your help though, brotherman.
1 DoubleGuns 2018-06-15
Haha, nice audio drop from Extras. Never thought I'd hear Richard Briers on here.
1 Dawgsie 2018-06-15
This subreddit is the pinnacle of putting genuine talent to the worst use humanly possible.
1 CuckECheese 2018-06-15
Spending hours to entertain like 50 people is worth it.
1 TheAmazingAsshole2 2018-06-15
This is what Sam tells himself every night as he contemplates suicide
1 Opesterino 2018-06-15
YEEAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
1 Opesterino 2018-06-15
love how you nailed that stupid plastered on smile mordem has on his face
1 paulallens 2018-06-15
Jimmy being a result of a FEV experiment actually answers a LOT of questions.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-06-15
You know he'd get hard as fuck thinking about dudes in labcoats doing that to him.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-06-15
Ditching those revolting looking centaurs for those dumbfuck mutant dogs was just one of many of Fallout 4's mistakes.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-06-15
Holy shit the way your art has evolved is amazing.
1 PassProtect15 2018-06-15
I never played Fallout and don't particularly get it, but I enjoyed this anyway.
1 FloggingTheHorses 2018-06-15
Post apocalypse, nukes went off in a retrofuture 2077. It's set 200 years after that. That's all!
1 danTHEdick 2018-06-15
They adventures of Evil Mustard & Finger Boy
1 BlueBash 2018-06-15
Your attention to detail is amazing
1 tunisianknifer 2018-06-15
This is tremendously tremendous!
1 ShetUp 2018-06-15
You must really like these games
1 kimchifart 2018-06-15
Amazing. Can you do another one where you nuke em?
1 Mikekekeke 2018-06-15
The Andy Warhol of this sub. Because you're an artistic gay man, and I thank you for your service.
1 OhOkISeeYou 2018-06-15
Wow Jim Norton at the end is a very close representation to the description I wrote of him in Lightning My Queen. Not calling anyone out in anyway, just saying it's amazing that two people both had that vision of him being a slimy beta creature
1 cbanks420lol 2018-06-15
This is better than anything in entirety of Jim & Sam.
1 ChocolateDrink 2018-06-15
I’d love to see a ghoul Anthony or Jimmy getting fisted by Fisto. “Please assume the position Mr Norton”
1 CaptainOddie 2018-06-15
FAWK YEAH GETTIN ZOOTED ON JET DVV DVV
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-06-15
Fallout? But enough about Anthony's hair. Wakka wakka!
1 humanmeat 2018-06-15
Opie is going to take this as a victory, he came out the least wounded here, probably rightfully so.
1 breadmoccasin 2018-06-15
This is really great and makes everything else posted here look like shit. Thank you.
1 PatFromBukakke 2018-06-15
This is truly a work of art!! It’d be amazing to see u take on chip.
1 porsalin 2018-06-15
Nah I fucking hate chip
1 PatFromBukakke 2018-06-15
Agreed. I was hoping more of the death of chip.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-06-15
Agreed, fuck Chip. A solo Opie episode would be generous, though.
1 FloggingTheHorses 2018-06-15
Haha, put this on the Fallout sub and see how they react! Also, this is genuine talent - - and you did the Joe Matarese 100% podcast too!?
1 Boxatorium 2018-06-15
Tryhard faggot.
1 PudSuckley 2018-06-15
Fuck me, Jim and his future talk. I was just listening to a Patrice episode today where he was adamantly claiming that "individuality will be gone" in 100 years because we're all going to be part of the same consciousness when our thoughts get uploaded to a shared database. The worst thing about it is how pompous he is about it. He acts like this is something that's been proven, and anyone who even doubts it is an incorrect asshole.
Dummy read part of a Ray Kurzweil book 10 years ago and has been acting like he's the nostradamus of space travel ever since.
1 amdalltheway 2018-06-15
What do you think this place is?
1 late_50s_why 2018-06-15
lol gave him too much credit, I don't think that fella reads
1 deepdirt 2018-06-15
These are really good..
I was waiting for a Fatboy to drop the whole building.
Good job.
1 cosko 2018-06-15
Amazing
1 McGrayweather 2018-06-15
The distress signal is also The Anthony Cumia Show
1 0o-0-o0 2018-06-15
Did this cost you 60 grand?
1 CCRed95 2018-06-15
pors is the man
1 jtormeyx 2018-06-15
Fallout Babyboy
1 Johnthemox 2018-06-15
Is double anal sex where two dicks fit into one asshole?
1 TheAmazingAsshole2 2018-06-15
This is what Sam tells himself every night as he contemplates suicide