Jim & Sam // Fallout Edition

348  2018-06-15 by porsalin

59 comments

You are one funny fuck.

YEEEEAAAAAHHHH

you have a lot of time on your hands. i salute you.

Some people would consider this an extreme waste of talent. Others, like myself, consider it one of man's great accomplishments. Like the moon landing or double anal sex.

Fallout Babyboy

Is double anal sex where two dicks fit into one asshole?

WHATS ANTHONY GOT TO DO WITH THIS?!????!

It’s his ass

Phenomenal

This is amazing. What tools do you use?

Hammer, bag of nails and a container of coffee, friend.

Seeing them vaporized in their truest metaphorical forms brought a staggering amount of happiness to me. Thank you

Never knew I wanted this but its amazing

Nice completely stereotypical gay Reddit comment, stupid.

I'm a simple man: I see /u/Porsalin I click.

Don't kill me (because good work as always u/porsalin), but I've NEVER understood the fan boy fervor behind Fallout, or even why people love that Vault Boy faggot. I don't understand it.

you ever play new vegas?

It's a post-apocalyptic world where your choices influence the outcome of the world. Think of the game Fable, but more cynical and brutal.

There are three good Fallout games, and the most popular ones are the worst two.

I'd take Johnny Guitar on repeat over any of these zeroes.

This is more brutal than Bonnie's drowning child line

strangely accurate representations of jim and sam if you sprinkled a little nuclear fallout on them

Someone should mod this in as a quest in Fallout 4. But instead of only hunting down one you get to find and kill them all.

Might actually get me to play that fucking snooze-fest of a game.

It's not bad, I've got around 150 hours played in it. I like wandering around clearing everything.

That settlement needs your help though, brotherman.

Haha, nice audio drop from Extras. Never thought I'd hear Richard Briers on here.

This subreddit is the pinnacle of putting genuine talent to the worst use humanly possible.

Spending hours to entertain like 50 people is worth it.

This is what Sam tells himself every night as he contemplates suicide

YEEAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

love how you nailed that stupid plastered on smile mordem has on his face

Jimmy being a result of a FEV experiment actually answers a LOT of questions.

You know he'd get hard as fuck thinking about dudes in labcoats doing that to him.

Ditching those revolting looking centaurs for those dumbfuck mutant dogs was just one of many of Fallout 4's mistakes.

Holy shit the way your art has evolved is amazing.

I never played Fallout and don't particularly get it, but I enjoyed this anyway.

Post apocalypse, nukes went off in a retrofuture 2077. It's set 200 years after that. That's all!

They adventures of Evil Mustard & Finger Boy

Your attention to detail is amazing

This is tremendously tremendous!

You must really like these games

Amazing. Can you do another one where you nuke em?

The Andy Warhol of this sub. Because you're an artistic gay man, and I thank you for your service.

Wow Jim Norton at the end is a very close representation to the description I wrote of him in Lightning My Queen. Not calling anyone out in anyway, just saying it's amazing that two people both had that vision of him being a slimy beta creature

This is better than anything in entirety of Jim & Sam.

I’d love to see a ghoul Anthony or Jimmy getting fisted by Fisto. “Please assume the position Mr Norton”

FAWK YEAH GETTIN ZOOTED ON JET DVV DVV

Fallout? But enough about Anthony's hair. Wakka wakka!

Opie is going to take this as a victory, he came out the least wounded here, probably rightfully so.

This is really great and makes everything else posted here look like shit. Thank you.

This is truly a work of art!! It’d be amazing to see u take on chip.

Nah I fucking hate chip

Agreed. I was hoping more of the death of chip.

Agreed, fuck Chip. A solo Opie episode would be generous, though.

Haha, put this on the Fallout sub and see how they react! Also, this is genuine talent - - and you did the Joe Matarese 100% podcast too!?

Tryhard faggot.

Fuck me, Jim and his future talk. I was just listening to a Patrice episode today where he was adamantly claiming that "individuality will be gone" in 100 years because we're all going to be part of the same consciousness when our thoughts get uploaded to a shared database. The worst thing about it is how pompous he is about it. He acts like this is something that's been proven, and anyone who even doubts it is an incorrect asshole.

Dummy read part of a Ray Kurzweil book 10 years ago and has been acting like he's the nostradamus of space travel ever since.

our thoughts get uploaded to a shared database

What do you think this place is?

lol gave him too much credit, I don't think that fella reads

These are really good..

I was waiting for a Fatboy to drop the whole building.

Good job.

Amazing

The distress signal is also The Anthony Cumia Show

Did this cost you 60 grand?

pors is the man

Fallout Babyboy

Is double anal sex where two dicks fit into one asshole?

This is what Sam tells himself every night as he contemplates suicide