He will always be known as a crack smoking debutant that posed for a picture with his brother dressed as a cum metal groupie

right after that staff member blew a load in her mouth, anthony kissed her. he was instantly in love. since then, he has been chasing that snowballing dragon.

Who was it that got blown?

Me

I thought he was gay?

Spaz

Anthony lost his virginity to a girl that his father had also fucked. He went on to marry Joe’s sloppy seconds & to date this cock sucking lobster slut. He also recently admitted to fucking two of Danny’s girlfriends.

Anthony can’t get off (with a woman) unless he’s positive somebody he knows has ejaculated inside the girl.

I think you cracked the code, mister.

When he doesnt have the opportunity to suck the cum of another man out of a womans pussy, he settles for the best thing inbetween - gargling on tranny cum.

possibly getting creampied by a tranny, then the tranny sucks the cum out of ants ass, then they snowball. but thats just a theory of mine.

i don't claim to be one of these fancy scientists. im just a mere observer.

The term is felching, My friend

He would talk about going down on a girl AFTER he came in her, but would avoid licking up his own cum. Sure. Just like in the Sopranos when Richie Aprile would let Janice fuck him in the ass with the barrel of a gun, but he would twist it to his friends that he "heard" about a guy who liked that and made fun of it.

Jim Snorton was with her first probably

Gets fuckes by boys with bolt on titties. Full beta in all aspects.

I wasn't talking to you.

Forgive me, my darling.

Why do you hate Anthony?

My theory about Anthony is that when he was a kid, he was the gay kid. That one kid in the class that everybody just knew. Super flamboyant & effeminate. This is why Richard asked to suck his cock & why that Mexican tried to fuck him. Everyone knew

So Joe Sr did everything he could do his son wouldn’t turn into a fag. Every cliche in the book. Got him fucked at 13, guns, lived on a ranch.

So Anthony grows up repressed & ashamed. Drops out of high school for not attending gym bc he was too ashamed of his feelings in his locker room. As an adult gets into performing arts. But he can’t shake his shame so everything in his life is an overcompensation bc he really is that scared little gay boy

He also felt pressure to get married so the bar flies thought he "was a regular guy".

I can’t think of any aspect of his life or personality that isn’t an example of overcompensating for his shame of being gay. We could name examples all day long

I always thought this was a weird one. Really vague excuse. He wanted to be looked at as an adult because the guys thought of him as "Ro's kid." Wtf is that?

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anthony could never be gay tho, they are obsessed with age and looks

cruel hand fate dealt him on that one

but he also is a head of multi million dollar media empire!

Gay death is 30, after that point you can stop trying because let's face it, you're never gonna get laid again. He looks good for someone who's been gay dead for 35 years.

And he has had hair plugs put in, and I am certain that he has had plastic surgery on his face. The behavior fits. Him being incredibly ugly and stupid doesn't change that.

Are we sure he isn't Jewish?

anthony could never be gay tho, they are obsessed with age and looks

As he nears his twilight years and crawls out of the closet, he has started to become vainer and vainer; the veneers, the hair plugs and soy sauce dye, the make up and soft focus lens on his shit show. Of course, it's like putting lipstick on a Schumer but the old queer is definitely obsessed with trying (and failing) to look and behave younger.

May I remind you, individually placed follicles.

HOLY SHIT

Very solid theory. Makes sense too with his inability to have a adult normal relationship with a woman and the whole Sue thing.

scared little gay boy lol

So after everything is said and done, he’s just a closet Fhhaaaaag.

Wow, pretty good theory. He certainly did talk about how his dad tried everything to "make him a man" a lot.

And then he met Sue. And it was the best of both worlds.

He just wants to wear mommy's shoes and play with dolls.

This all explains a lot. His confused sexuality has been his downfall.

Careful, you'll summon the angry midget here to claim he stole all of Ant's gfs.

I'm quite positive Anthony doesn't remember this. Someone should tweet at him and remind him.

Is this true? I need proof to truly enjoy

This is 100% true. Ant tried to shut the old message board down over any talk of it. He really has always been a sensitive fruit when it comes to his women/girls/boys.

Haha, Wackbag had a filter to change "lobster girl" to ***********, the only other filtered words I remember were nigger & rape.

Spaz was also a filtered word.

Mellinda was lobster girl? Hahaha!

Thank you for your efforts, you made my life a little brighter.

Honestly, Niccolini could shit the bed every day and she's still 1 billion times better than anything else anthony has ever touched. And I'm sure he made that shit up I'm sure because he was mad she had tits and ass instead of a bony boy body.

I forgot all about Niccoleaky, thanks for the reminder, Ill listen to that saga today

He could replace her with any other Long Island guinea broad in four seconds. She looks like 92 percent of the women out there.

But he hasn't. He's replaced her with skeleton looking goths and a muscle bound joker face who steals from him.

They’re equally disgusting.

I totally forgot that Spaz got his dick sucked by Melinda. I'm guessing that's why he "left the show". Week In Review is still one of the best bits they ever did.

Spaz was an enormous part of their wnew rise and growth too and probably one of the few good second banana/stunt boy type characters they had (in addition to frenchie v1). But ants strange predilections destroyed that, spaz was like a dumber opie if that’s possible. Maybe that’s where the shit really started falling apart when Anthony put Melinda over the show

Don't forget Fred Brooklyn, whose wife left him because he loved Anthony so much.

I can’t believe this isn’t brought up more. I’ve never heard of any of this. This seems like the kinda thing that would really get to him.

Anthony married the woman that brother Joe used to fuck

Anthony is a cuckold.

He also tried to buy “opieanthony.net” just so he could shut it down, because they kept calling her lobster girl. I’m not sure if he ever succeeded in buying it. But Justin like offering $5000 to shut this sub down, he’s been a thin skinnned faggot the whole time.

Pic?

This is from about 10 years ago, maybe a little older.

https://i.imgur.com/LT3pvjZ.jpg

On one of the message boards from long ago someone put out a bounty on the four pictures from when she stripped at WNEW before the lobster incident. Supposedly she had a wicked hairy bush. I don't think they ever turned up anywhere.

yuck

No tits, huh? Ant really settles for a pretty low bar considering his cash flow. Sucker.

He actively sought after Vinnie's daughter who was incredibly ugly at the time and is worse now. He has a penchant for cock.

Shoe horn

Isn't it more likely that this was some hacky theater of the mind radio bit that never happened? Old O&A shows were fucking garbage

can we get a link to the Lobster Girl episode please?

Anthony is a complete cuckold that went full blown fake alpha playboy to hide his true nature from himself.

Hugh Hefner was bisexual. There are plenty of cuckold playboys.

let's not forget that even he admitted that the thing that finally made him throw in the towel in his divorce was when they were going to start discussing particulars of their sex life.....I´m sure his ex had some interesting things to say.

But..they shared the same sex life. What could she possibly say? Ant said she would be passed out when he was fucking Melinda. Ant hired a super cheap lawyer and just got lazy and threw in the towel. If he had prepared for one second, she wouldn't have taken all that money and we wouldn't hear all his pathetic stories about how she ripped him off hoohoo.

Yes, but the point is that Anthony had more to lose from a public reveal than Jennifer did.

Nobody ever gave a fuck imho.

Even if she were to testify that what he liked was for her to put on a strap on and do him up the ass? He had a lot more to lose than her.

I don't think anything of that sort happened. She would have settled for a lot less. What was important to her is what's important to him: easy money. Notice she blew threw her spousal support immediately. They should have stayed together. Birds of a feather.

Sounds like a medieval romantic love story

oh the weakness and laziness.....god

That woman's name?

You guessed it - Frank Stallone.

I almost forgot about this, thank you.

This is 100% true. Ant tried to shut the old message board down over any talk of it. He really has always been a sensitive fruit when it comes to his women/girls/boys.

Spaz was also a filtered word.

Hugh Hefner was bisexual. There are plenty of cuckold playboys.