r/opieandanthony: Opie Podcast Episode #13

Opie Podcast Episode #13 - Play-By-Play Analysis

95 2018-06-14 by NateJay82

Episode #13 – World Traveler Or CIA? (Carl Ruiz & Lee Abbamonte). June 14 2018. Listening to every episode so you don’t have to.

Carl opens the show by rehashing his divorce, cabin, fat assistant, and inability to pay his bills.
Opie talks about his apple allergy and goes into great detail about big dogs raping little dogs.
Tim Sabean shows up for a wild time. Carl makes fun of him and Opie’s no-name guest.
Lee Abbamonte talks about being the youngest person to visit every country in the world.
He tells traveling stories. Carl wants to talk about food. Opie wants to talk about weed man.
Carl makes a joke about Lee being CIA. He drags the joke out for the entire rest of the show.
Opie wants to talk about the royal family and Kardashian gossip. Carl decides to go outside.
Lee talks about visiting North Korea. Opie gives his brilliant political insight on the situation.
“Being a chef is a lot like being a soldier. I’ve seen some things man” – Full Metal Carl.
Carl and Opie accuse Lee of being a spoiled rich boy after bragging about their own wealth.
Opie makes up a story about going to Rome with his girlfriend. He “lost all the pictures”.
High Class Carl tried to swap out his wife’s diamond ring and pawn it to the local jews.
Lee inadvertently reveals this was recorded last week. Carl brags about spotting fake watches.
They talk about politics. Lee thinks the president is dumb and the government is corrupt bro.
Carl tries to act cool about divorce. Lee tries to be funny. Opie tries to say anything. They fail.

Best Moment: Opie responding to every story with a fabricated story of his own.

Worst Moment: Carl repeating his CIA joke every 5 minutes for an hour and a half.

Overall: KeepingUpWithTheHomosexualUndertones/10

47 comments

1 jimy3000 2018-06-14

Bravo..

1 Themenwithnoname 2018-06-14

As always god bless

1 Mu_Scevich 2018-06-14

These are much appreciated. I'll continue to read them until it's reported you committed suicide by hanging yourself with a headphone cord.

1 Themenwithnoname 2018-06-14

or being invited on the poqcast as 'Secret Super Fan'.

1 NateJay82 2018-06-14

But if I died I wouldn't be able to give 1 star reviews every Monday and ~~Wednesday~~ Thursday.

1 Mu_Scevich 2018-06-14

Lords work, sir.

1 HudsonMargera 2018-06-14

I take much happiness in the fact that Tits isn't getting my click and I'm not wasting an hour listening to that garbage.

Much appreciated, Nate.

1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-06-14

If this happens, I would look into CIA lackey Abbamonte being involved.

1 PatBattle1 2018-06-14

your work is much appreciated by the pests! I add this to the notes for my archives so I know what show it is when I listen in the future.

1 dhort13 2018-06-14

You’re keeping notes like Jason Bourne! Would love to read them, brothaman.

1 Sunsetsworldwide1 2018-06-14

If Tim keeps showing up he must really think Opie is his 🌟.

1 PatBattle1 2018-06-14

opie is the face of westwood one digital and will be developing a network of talent under the opie radio brand. should be fawkin awesome.

1 XenusWingman 2018-06-14

ME: Oh, we have plans.

1 davit82013 2018-06-14

Thank you for your service.

1 itsnotpiss 2018-06-14

Lee Abbamonte talks about being the youngest person to visit every country in the world.

Wow. Boarding a plane is such an accomplishment, Marco Polo.

1 dom6502 2018-06-14

This is exactly the type of guest that would have been fucked with mercilessly in 2007.

1 AiCPearlJam 2018-06-14

I genuinely look forward to the Tits Show w/ Burger Boy. Not because I listen, but because I enjoy cringing at your twice a week writeups.

1 Sicogon 2018-06-14

Haven't listened to a single one of these yet but kinda want to hate listen to one. Which episode is the absolute worst?

1 oandauser 2018-06-14

I hate listened to the last one after reading one of these and it made me laugh.

1 OpiesBreasts 2018-06-14

All of them.

1 NateJay82 2018-06-14

So bad it's funny: Episode 7 (Opie picks up Carl from the airport)

So bad it's just awful: Episode 10 (Opie, Vic, Chris, and Carl sit around a bar talking about nothing for 2 hours)

1 SinCityAttorney 2018-06-14

You're wrong. The one where they sit around a bar with Sherrod is the worst.

1 NateJay82 2018-06-14

2 hours of sitting in a bar with Carl, Vic, and Chris vs 2 hours of sitting in a bar with Carl, Vic, and Sherrod.

You make a strong counterargument.

1 userx9 2018-06-14

I listened to the first one because I wanted to hear about Carl losing his hot wife, money, and living in a trailer in the woods. They gave enough details about it's location that you could just show up outside of his window at night if you wanted to. I Google mapped it and am within a few hundred feet. Nothing has ever made less sense than Carl being rich with a hot wife. The universe has righted itself.

1 PsychopathyRed 2018-06-14

Thank you for your cervix

1 Christopher_Barton 2018-06-14

Your fake one from a few weeks ago, the one where "Opie claims Anthony used to ask about his children" and ended with Opie screeching about his breasts was one of those audible I-can-never-explain-why-I'm-laughing-so-hard outbursts that I've ever had.

1 OlShotgunFace 2018-06-14

Was it

1 Christopher_Barton 2018-06-14

It was.

1 NateJay82 2018-06-14

That masterpiece was done by u/EndOfTheDigitalAge

1 Trikuro 2018-06-14

I must be out of the loop, Carl is getting a divorce? What happened? And I woudn't mind dropping a load between his wife's above average knockers.

1 StuntPeckah 2018-06-14

It turns out she doesn't actually like snobby fat Cubans with horrible "friends," "jokes," and "attire."

To each her own.

1 TardisRepoMan 2018-06-14