Why the hell would she be embarrassed that she didnt know what a "crip walk" was as a 7th grader? I think it has less to do with her being "deeply white" and more about the fact that most 13 year old girls dont know names of the walking styles of inner city gangs.
Actually yeah they probably did, it was probably some ugly black guy who just came up to her and slapped her on her dumpy ass. And rather than enter fight or flight mode like any functioning human, she (as a woman) probably decided that something like that was worth entertaining and discussing with a face-tattooed dreadlocked college basketball player with a handful of justifiable homicides.
Reading bullshit like this proves that attractive white women are the most privileged class in existence. There is no way that she should have a career in comedy. This is abysmal. But guys want to fuck her, so she got a pass for her entire life. Oh boo hoo, every once in a while a guy asks you out and you have to say no. You have it so hard! She ain't got no real struggles like our bae bamseed!
27 comments
1 fawwkyeah 2018-06-14
Every one of this cunts jokes is, "One time I did something and it was so silly lol"
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-06-14
That's what women find badass. "One time the girls and I went out and were supposed to leave the club at 11 but we left at 1130"
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-06-14
white bitch shit
1 onemancrimespree 2018-06-14
The self-obsessed musings of a slightly overweight caucasian american woman with no job or life experience
1 McGowan9 2018-06-14
Band camp bitch.
1 TeflonDon3000 2018-06-14
You are so right, just looked at her history and it’s exactly that.
She is a working comedian. Shocking.
1 juanwayne 2018-06-14
No they didnt
1 Joemomma101 2018-06-14
Tsss when I was young somebody tought me how to do the A-town stomp. I was like what does the A stand for? Albaquerque or somethin?
1 JoshFromMichigan 2018-06-14
This bitch fucking stinks.
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-06-14
It's...It's not even "not funny". It's a level below Chip. It's literally just telling a boring story.
1 SalesCunt129 2018-06-14
More like Cunt-Walk rite guyz
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-06-14
awwwwwwwwshit sea-walk
1 Dormouse79 2018-06-14
You guys!!! Lololol!
Why the hell would she be embarrassed that she didnt know what a "crip walk" was as a 7th grader? I think it has less to do with her being "deeply white" and more about the fact that most 13 year old girls dont know names of the walking styles of inner city gangs.
1 plane2nowhere 2018-06-14
It's a dance, dummy.
1 Yayayasuresuresure 2018-06-14
Gangsters don’t dance, they boogie.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-06-14
My niggas don't dance, they just pull up they pants and lean back....and do the rockaway
1 Bobby_Newpooort 2018-06-14
Lean back is after doing the rock away, stupid.
1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-06-14
Niggas run out and get ya cookie
1 Sockucucka 2018-06-14
That's like a fucking Chip joke but unironically.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-06-14
Actually yeah they probably did, it was probably some ugly black guy who just came up to her and slapped her on her dumpy ass. And rather than enter fight or flight mode like any functioning human, she (as a woman) probably decided that something like that was worth entertaining and discussing with a face-tattooed dreadlocked college basketball player with a handful of justifiable homicides.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-06-14
c-walk: every time kelsey cook puts one foot in front of the other
1 AntsFailingCareer 2018-06-14
Yes being white is very embarassing goy
1 suchanjv 2018-06-14
Nobody before that tweet has ever referred to "crip walking" as "c-walking".
She just made all that shit up to play into her dumb girl character.
1 brocktoon13 2018-06-14
Well, this is just patently false good Sir.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-06-14
That's genuinely funny. Genuinely.
flailinghands
1 DickPunchOpie 2018-06-14
I'd watch the Crips C-walk her.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-06-14
Reading bullshit like this proves that attractive white women are the most privileged class in existence. There is no way that she should have a career in comedy. This is abysmal. But guys want to fuck her, so she got a pass for her entire life. Oh boo hoo, every once in a while a guy asks you out and you have to say no. You have it so hard! She ain't got no real struggles like our bae bamseed!
1 Billyassman 2018-06-14
She stinks like Hillary Clinton's CUNT.