I didn’t think it was possible to look more like a teenage mutant ninja turtle than Mary Jean. I was wrong.

"What am I gonna tell my black friends about the monkey that did this to my face?!"

Nigga looks like a sea monkey which looks like joe "camel moulinyan" derosa

Suicide attempt?

A friend of yours?

One can only hope.

He's got that 'Oh well, I'm fucked' expression even through the grafts.

Goddamn you, I laughed way too hard at this. Good job fella

Even this guy has more squared shoulders than Derosa.

I wanted to double-poke his eyes like the Three Stooges but the fucker came prepared.

He's going to have a swell time in prison. Pedo with a face like that? The guys are going to have a swell time with him.

Better lips than Opie Roberts

That look is an improvement considering he doesn’t have shoulders.

Good Lord, Gavin!

He looks like the old man from up.

"She looks like she swallowed ten lemons at once" - Patreeky

Artie DeRosa

One can only hope.

Goddamn you, I laughed way too hard at this. Good job fella