He’s “white” trash. He doesn’t know any better.

Still wouldn't his girlfriends drag him somewhere more interesting?

Why would you think his "girlfriends" are any more interesting than he is?

I forgot for a second the kind of woman who would go out with a washed up, nigger-rich shock jock with wetbrain and Parkinson's who looks like a Middle Eastern burn victim

His drag girlfriends put him in precarious situations

If Opie was ever right about anything, it's that Anthony is and always will be human garbage.

white trash still goes to places like Niagara Falls, the Grand Canyon, and New Orleans

Do they even have blackjack in those places?

yes yes and yes

Even British white trash manage to holiday in other countries.

Granted, they go to resorts in places like Spain and Greece that are basically Blackpool in the sun but they've still left the country at least. And I'm talking about real scum here.

Anthony makes them look like globe trotting culture vultures.

It's 40 euros to fly anywhere in Europe. Stfu you British faggot.

Congratulations on missing the point, Cletus.

You are the one who miseed the point. Blathering english faggot.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Shut up with your cringey British references

This is an English sub, Hebrew. Didn't you know that?

Nah man. Just cuz u brittish faggots all give blowjobs to muslim alpha males it does not make this an english sub

He keeps his Thailand trips under wraps

You know, there's only two reasons to go to Thailand; First, if you were a fake dog poop salesmen.....

The the the JOHN AND JEFF SHOW

You put interesting vacation and chose Vietnam as a destination.

Nice Travel review stupid! I think we've found Bourdains replacement!

They're also known as a heaven for pedos, (there's a bit with Patrice where thry talk about some horrid documentary about it,pretty funny)guess Thailand was a bit too strict for you buddy?

What do I know? I got everything I need right here in my neighborhood in the good old US of A.

He thinks spending "a lot" of money on a cruise is the height of sophistication

The millionaire whose favorite beer is a bloody mary chaser.

That's the white trash vacation

He knows he has a future of relying on gambling profits and social security. He's holding on to that wealth. Soon his couches will be covered in plastic like the good Italian grandma that he is.

I'm a network engineer and I once worked for an online sports book betting website. We had to track the win/loss of the high stakes regulars. Not one was up money overall. One dude won 65 grand off a 50 dollar accumulator. I checked his history and he was still 28 grand in the hole.

Anybody who tells you they're a professional gambler or that they have a system of that they're about even overall (like ant often claims) is absolutely full of shit.

The only people who make money gambling are people who essentially are inside traders or conmen.

Do those countries even allow in convicted rib kickers & hand biters?

I don't know, it's a tough one man. One one hand you can see some of the true wonders of the world which will change your perspective on life, or you can stay in Long Island drinking bud lights, popping xanax and watch Live PD...

HAHAHOLYSHIT

But then he’d actually have to put aside his xenophobia/racism and actually get to know people that aren’t like himself

Much easier to just whine about blacks in your cruise ship on twitter

‘Xenophobia’ is the gayest word in the English language, narrowly beating out ‘toxic’ and ‘homophobe.’

Money can't buy you class

Which is worse, the way he vacations or going to Jamaica or Mexico and never leave the resort? You might as well go to Florida.

Not trying to make Tony look better but Jimmy’s travel habits are far worse, to the point that it’s a little absurd to complain about him while Jim still exists.

First of all, Jimmy never takes vacations. If he didn’t have to work, he would burrow into his dark apartment and edge until he died from vitamin D deficiency. Anthony at least goes outside when he doesn’t have to.

Now Jimmy does travel of course, but it’s for work, and despite being a professional comic who was in demand all over the world, he had to be dragged kicking and screaming into the idea of leaving the US.

And even THEN, even after the endless persuasion by his friends and manager to get his ass to Europe, he brings Kenny along to ensure he never has to interact with anyone or anything, and only leaves his hotel room to go to venues. He visits the historical and cultural centers of the world and hides in his hotel room like a cockroach under a refrigerator.

Yes, Anthony’s guinea cruises are bad, but acknowledging his badness when Jimmy is sitting right there is like trying to spot Mercury next to the blazing ball of fire that is the Sun.

REMINDER: Baby boy refused to do USO tours overseas because he was afraid he would get beheaded.

I'm on Baby Boy's side on this one. Fuck the USO

He's new jersey "white" trash. They all do that, regardless of how much money they have.

“A certain type of rich” as he’d say.

Now that I think about it, he doesn’t really do anything “rich”.. he’s had a Mustang and an Escalade.. 2 very middle-upper class cars... his house is big, but it’s not like it’s in a great area with 5 acres of land.. it’s off a highway with a little yard and neighbors all around.. I’m guessing he spent the bulk of his money on gambling, booz, pills, and Amazon gift list items for girls that are 2-3 years away from being able to get a learners permit.

This is slander. He never bought a 14 year old he met on Twitter an ipad, he only thought he did!

Don’t forget massive amounts of alimony.

Huh? He's got a 2-3 million dollar house (bought for 3, last tax assessment was 2.6, would likely fetch less on the open market), most of the houses on the block are around 2 million, one house down the road went for over 4 million last year. What's your low bar for "a great area"?

And have you ever stepped foot in a wealthy neighborhood? There are more new model Nissan and Toyota suv's and minivans than exotic sports cars. Most of his rich neighbors probably find his car choices ostentatious as it is.

...and chooses to live in Nassau county in some guido's vision of what a rich guy's house is supposed to look like, crammed onto a yard the size of a postage stamp.

Better to take shitty vacations than to sit behind a keyboard critiquing how others spend their money.

This is something I never understood, I've done much traveling and I'm a shmuck. I think it adds to his ignorance.

uncultured trash is probably a good way to describe nana

I’ve been to a lot of places and I still love Florida.

He is a millionaire but with literally zero income so he wont be one for long

Remember when he was on that cruise but still averaged 40 tweets a day?

What a pathetic old man.

Hey now, I went on a Carnival Cruise for the first time and enjoyed it! I've also went from Canada to the Philippines, Italy, the UK, Cuba, Panama, etc. and if you prefer a nice all-inclusive, I would definitely recommend a cruise so you can see more than one beach.

He has really revealed himself in the last couple of years.

A million dollars is not a lot of money these days.

It's the net on a decade of income for a household in the top 10 percent of earners, or the gross on 30 years of income for an individual who earns the median wage in the nation.

Or it's 2 homes at the national average price and a Mercedes c-class every 4 years from age 40 until death.

A million liquid, invested in a portfolio with a conservative ROI of 5 percent would be enough to make a middle-class salary in interest and never work again regardless of age.

A million bucks is still a lot of money. People just say it isn't because they think it makes them sound like bigshots, not realizing that it just makes them seem uneducated to people who know better.

He pissed his fortune away on booze and pills

It's 40 euros to fly anywhere in Europe. Stfu you British faggot.

Shut up with your cringey British references