People who steered the ship better than Opie. 2/10

93  2018-06-14 by VandalGay

16 comments

What a dogshit show that was yet I loved it as a kid.

The show would habe been fine and made sense without the professor. That asshole could have built a raft.

Mary Ann or Ginger? I was a Mary Ann kid.

Mrs. Howell all the way. She was a dirty bitch.

I’m a Gillian in drag type of fella.

I’m a Gillian in drag type of fella.

This meme has a lot of potential fellas. Let's remember the space ships, the Nautilus, and the Titanic have yet to be posted. I want to see this place flooded with captain memes by the time in wake up! LET'S GO PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A REQUEST

Norton is a faggier Gilligan.

I assume you did the Titanic Captain already and if not that should be the last one.

At least that guy went down with his ship, like a man. Opie's been stepping on the kitchen staff and a retarded black passenger from steerage's heads trying to stay afloat.

But the Skipper actually DID steer better than Opie. If not for the courage of his fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost, damn it.

The Minnow would be lost.

Opie's podcast:

"A three hour bore....."

"A three hour bore"

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale

A tale of a bunch of pests

That started on a morning show

On WAAF

The host was a whiny shock jock man

The co-host often drank

The show had planned on April 1st

An April Fools Day prank

An April Fools day prank

Menino was not pleased at all

He went out for blood

If not for WBAB

The show would be done

The show would be done

The show continued in this crazy place called NYC

With Opie Hughes

Anthony too

Jim Norton

And a faggot named Sam

Some movie stars

D-list comics and Colin Quinn

Here on Sirius XM!

So this is the tale of our shock jock friends

They’re here for a long long time

They’ll have to make the best of things

Its an uphill climb

Opie and his co-host too

Will do their very best

To make the others comfortable

And avoid Greggshells

No self awareness or common sense

Not one good quality

Like terrestrial radio

They’re as primitive as can be

So join us here each day my friends

Where most of the jokes will bomb

With 562 peckas

Here on reddit.com!

Exocitc trip-free lunches.

So they advertise lunches with no trip. I’d be that much more pissed about getting stranded if they advertised that the lunch would be Trip-free.

It was all an elaborate time-share pyramid scheme. So now think about this, The Professor fell for it. No wonder he couldn't fix that hole. He's a mindless buffoon looking for free lunch and 'good parking'.

Hayyyy!?

Skippers got a giant pecka.

I’m a Gillian in drag type of fella.