Goddamn it, I really wanted to believe.

http://www.legacy.com/ns/jim-norton-obituary/89255287

Don't get my hopes up!

And not a single tear was shed from anyone

"As his lifeless hands gripped a signed Malcolm McDonald, "A Clockwork Orange", poster."

I love Malcolm's burgers!

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here's to hoping one of you finally went over the edge and took him out

Nothing would make me happier

He was found naked at his computer, mouse in one hand, cock in the other. Coroner says cause of death was severe dehydration due to marathon edging session.

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