Reminder: Jay Mohr stole a completely made-up story from Bert Kreischer who had lied about smoking PCP with Tracy Morgan. *douche-chills*

0  2018-06-13 by CuntyDracula

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This is back when Jay Mohr look normal. Now he looks like he has downs syndrome.

ive seen him in an al pacino movies from the 90s recently and it was no small part. I didnt know this dude had some kind of legitimate hollywood career going for a while

He used to swear on his kid that she never had plastic surgery.

i remember that.

i think he was riding on a technicality that what she had done is not classified as "surgery" or something like that

Well I mean she looks like a barbie doll that go put in the microwave. If you want to have work done, cool. But don't expect people to believe you when she looks like that.

All three unfunny

Mohr didn’t steal it. Bert let him use it because Mohr has the funnier Morgan impression and Bert wasn’t gonna use it onstage. But then Rogan bullied Bert into saying Mohr stole it from him because there’s a lot of homoerotic tension between Mohr and Rogan. So Bert sold Mohr out to ingratiate himself to Rogan. In summary, Rogan bullied Bert into making believe that he didn’t allow Mohr to make believe about a story Bert was making believe about. Bert’s fun, not funny, a bullshit artist, a compulsive liar and a backstabbing shitty human.

I agree with almost everything besides that Bert is fun. Still. Regardless of all the backstory you told. Shouldn't we all just be sad that Jay Mohr had to use someone else's made-up story to be entertaining? How could he possible get a pass on that?

I’m not that huge a fan of Mohr, but most stand up is just made up stories

He let his wife write his act so that she wouldn't divorce him

A douche stole from a douche.