First 15min of J&S Show: Jimmy bitched about his Uber this morning, said the "link didn't work last night" and also got distracted by his cell phone...

70  2018-06-13 by I-take-beast-shits

All 3 of these things happened before their mics were on for even 15 minutes.

Glad to see Jimmy is back to his old ways in his old chair.

Unaware cunt.

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Why the fuck would they have the awful Doug Benson in two days in a row?

Dude!

Weed.

ROFL

Because it beats working

I bet he toked on a bunch of Marijuana flowers before he came in.

Ripping bingers, brah

He omitted to clear at least 3 bong tokes before coming on air.

Jim’s done stealing his act from Colin, he’s on the “reading my own tweets onstage” train now.

"...tranny cum in the eye. Delightful load, madam!

But that reminds me... Don't you hate when you're relaxing in your first class seat, and those ssssssssscumbag @Continental flight attendants wake you up to give you a fucking warm cookie? But it's not warm at all! 'Hey. Shitdick. If I'm going to break my diet, it's not going to be for a cold Entenmann's snickerdoodle.' Fucking pathetic. Am I right, sir? You look like a man who enjoys a warm cookie..."

Jimmy is a 90 year old man living in a 50 year old's body with interests of an 8 year old.

Switch the first two and you have it.

If he didn't also complain about being tired than its progress.

65 year old women yapping.

The only thing that surprises me about that is that someone still bothers to listen to come report here.

The amount of posts that start out telling everyone what happened on the Jim and Sam show today is unacceptable.

How does Sirius XM discern what the ratings are for shows. I can't imagine if they had accurate readings that this show would still be on the air.

I never understood the point of doing a radio show and spending all your time focusing on other things. The O&A group were the worst. Opie always followed Instant Feedback looking for a line to steal if it was funny or mock the person who sent it if the other guys didn't like it. They all ate on the air, noisily, near the microphones. All 3 of them focused on their cell phones a lot in the last 5 years of being together. Anthony spent way too much time watching the pal talk cameras and Jimmy seemed to check them out a lot too. Opie also seemed to be cruising the internet looking for videos he thought would go viral so he could slap them on his youtube page. Not to mention Opie's obsession with videotaping everything in the studio in hopes he'd get a funny video for youtube views.

Just do the job you are getting paid for! Worry about the other shit once your shift is over.

Imagine the on air tirade if Jim went somewhere and the peasant waiting on him didn't give their full attention? How would he react if he was at a restaurant and the waiter/waitress kept looking at their phone as Jim tried to order? "This sccccuuuuuuummmmbag server at the restaurant kept ignoring me while they looked at their phone! I kept trying to tell him I needed my meal on a brand new plate and utensils that had never been used because the restaurant served dishes that used wine and even a trace of it on a badly washed plate could make my addiction resurface. But he ignored me! Me! Jim Norton! Learn to do your job you fucking idiot!"

what's that sir I think your keyboard crapped out...

Well what I was saying was.......Heyyyyy!! I'm not falling for that!!!

It's just a hang man

Show stinks. Un listenable anymore. O&A and all of its glory is over and nothing is left behind but trash.

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He is not unaware. Jim and Sam are stubborn babies who are, with purpose and intent, alienating their old fan base. We could probably trick them into killing themselves by begging them not to or telling them we would stop listening if they ended it all live on the air. They are deliberately doing everything we hate. Good, good for them. I hope their new audience supports them like we would have if they had just been funny. Oh, they are on able to attract a new audience? Oh. See you guys in October.

1 Show up.

2 Collect paycheck.

Fucking irrevelant nonsense, I loved jins wit with ant but his comedy and this J&S bullshit is good awful

Lay off the sauce.

Yeah because you keep listening, you stupid fuck.

This should always be the top answer.

Management loves the direction of the show

I kind of understand Jim not giving a shit, but it boggles the mind that Sam isn’t doing everything he can to try and make the show interesting/successful. There’s almost no production, bits or stunts. Other than having to listen to the intern ask for penis stickers. So edgy. Without the show; Sammy Opie-muffins has no future in broadcasting other than the occasional gay WWE event for however long that lasts. I semi-understand Jim feeling entitled, but Sam should be doing everything he can to make the show better.

The worst part was sam thinking how funny it was jim ran after his uber,yea I get it cool jim missed the uber,but fuck the joke is so old and all it does is show how insecure little sam is.