He is a phony.

Which one of the 20 times was this one?

Red lipped cocksmoker.

progressives are racist

And faggots

Kimmel’s lectures remind me of South Park’s Perfect Storm of Self-Satisfaction:

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/155203/the-perfect-storm-of-self-satisfaction

Almost as bad as Ant stating he isn’t a racist after decades of proof teeeeheeeee

Nothing wrong with being racist; it's just the blatant hypocrisy we object to. I mean, the fact that black people respect wops for killing each other in a civilized, business-like manner says a lot. I mean, the fact that not spraying a playground of children in order to kill one person that stepped on your Dunks makes one a criminal mastermind says a lot about THESE "people." I mean, I may used "I mean" too much, but you get it.

Idagaf what he is my point wasn’t racist = bad

my bad, ima fag.

I understand crying for his uncle or maybe a national tragedy, but Cecil the fucking lion? Really?

He fucking cried when he left the Man Show

Meanwhile Stanhope said he'd be happy to ruin the show again for half the money.

Yeah, but that actually makes sense. He was leaving friends (including Carola) as opposed trying to grab guns on behalf of the elite.

A man cries when a ball player retires his jersey, or when his dad finally has a catch with him. That’s it.

No he doesn’t you fag.

Total queeb.

WTF I gotta look that up.

I really think he is paid to be a puppet.

Hot take.

Next you're going to tell me that he favors political expedience over well crafted humor!

Now that would be crazy!

I've devoted way too many years to listening to Adam Carolla, his slow distancing of Jimmy Kimmel is probably my favorite aspect.

I have chosen to dislike all Jimmys

I still like jimmy jackson

What about Jimmy Smits?

What's some a them other Jimmys we got?

We got any more Jimmys back there, Earl?

Jimmy Schubert gets a pass

Page and Hendrix ?

Buncha queers

Even Jimmy Savile??

Jimmy Kimmel: Kike Operative

Always on the Stern show

Me: Management loves the direction of his show. And it’s FREE.

A mans newborn baby having open heart surgery and high school kids being slaughtered at school = getting drunk while being insane and loving a North Korean dictator

Ben Shapiro's kid also had the same surgery yet he didn't polticize it or cry on his show. I don't go to my work and cry during conversations about mass shootings.

fuck ben shapiros faggot kid

The kid will be employing serfs like you down the line

I have a 300 acre farm with a huge family business. Any shapiro attempting to enter it will get the border treatment.

Why don't you cry about it, fag.

Sir, there's a reason youre being downvoted

those two things are not equivalent at all. Not even remotely. Youre speaking nonsense logic

He also cried when don rickles died. He's a fag.

Didn't he cry when John Ritter died?

He’s literally a political agent for Chuck Schumer.

Kimmel is cancer

Let's hope he gets it too.

What a scorching hot take.

He joked? How dare he!

He was funnier when he had his fat wife

Then why doesn't Dave Landau make me laugh?

I think you mean Jamie Kimmel that little teary bitch.

He's a phony. It's an act.

A video of kimmel getting punched in the face would top keyboard cat.

Kimmel stole Sterns bits,he's a hack.Cry baby with a waterhead kid.

NICE DEGLOVED HAND, FAGGOT.

Wait, wrong Jimmy.

It’s like when Fez did that bit where he made fun of Roland for crying on air.

Why the fuck do you even watch television, and even think American politics are REAL to top it off soygoy?

I really think he is paid to be a puppet.

Colbert I think just grabbed the gourd and said "fuck it" and swigged the koolaid. His ratings were so bad before he was willing to sell his soul.

I wouldn't be surprised if there's some blackmail involved with Kimmel. I remember that part where he gave instructions on how to sign up and vote in California. probably the only time in the past 5 years I burst out laughing at something he said

Like him or not, he is an hero!

He still gets a pass for his involvement in Windy City Heat, and The Big 3 Podcast. It’s the peak of comedy and significantly better than anything tits or tranthony have been involved in.

Let's hope he gets it too.