So I'm seeing this black metal head chick from work.

8  2018-06-13 by plane2nowhere

When's a good time to bring up black crime statistics?

19 comments

1  SamsHairLine 2018-06-13

Gross

1  Compound_MediaPR 2018-06-13

https://i.imgur.com/4Cp9M6R.jpg

1  QuantumDice 2018-06-13

When your cum drips out her nose-bullring hole.

1  plane2nowhere 2018-06-13

Haha I'm picturing this now.

1  Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-06-13

After she robs you

1  Applesauceinmypants 2018-06-13

After her pimp deshaun robs him

1  thats-the-bit 2018-06-13

After you get visual proof that it’s all pink on the inside.

1  Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-06-13

When it looks like a melted box of neapolitan at the end

1  fawwkyeah 2018-06-13

I thought you meant black metalhead, as in Burzum, Darkthrone, Bathory, etc.

How disappointing

1  plane2nowhere 2018-06-13

Imagine how she felt when I bought us hall and oates tickets.

1  enzo_trash 2018-06-13

its never to early to ruin a relationship!

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1  Slateski 2018-06-13

A chick with a black metal head?

1  blue_magoo_62 2018-06-13

Immediately, to your boss, in private

1  GrossFinger 2018-06-13

Nobody cares, stupid. Your wording makes it sound like she's listens to black metal, dummy.

1  plane2nowhere 2018-06-13

She's listens? Maybe at least check for typos if you're going to say shit about other people's typing. You dumb, shit stained cunt.

1  GrossFinger 2018-06-13

my shits perfect stupid, have fun on ur fictionaldate

1  plane2nowhere 2018-06-13

Yea, she is listens is proper English. How could I have been so blind to not see your perfect sentence!? You imbecilic dunce.

1  GrossFinger 2018-06-13

ramone

1  SoreNun 2018-06-13

While you're out burnin' churches. Dvv dvv

1  NortheastPhilly 2018-06-13

After you flip the Anal Cunt album over to side B