Reminder: Opie "hired a shaman", to help deal with all the people that he gave a great life to, who then stabbed him in the back...
46 2018-06-12 by TangerineReam
The shaman senses a lot of negative energy: Not from Opie, but from Opie's enemies....
I can't possibly hate Opie more than I do now, but if I could give my two cents gang; it doesn't sound like this shaman is very good at his job. Sounds like a real chowderhead, if you ask me.
31 comments
1 Randal_X 2018-06-12
This https://youtube.com/watch?v=YFJdUJg4wOk was The Shamen he paid, the titted goon.
1 TenguBuranchi 2018-06-12
Tune!
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-06-12
You don't believe that Gregg Hughes who, like an angel, reached down from Heaven and by his benevolent hand bestowed every person who ever worked with him a sustaining, enriching career, is not solely responsible for their blessed lives?
1 Cawdor 2018-06-12
Remember when that fan brought him poker chips and he graciously and humbly accepted the gift?
Remember when he would get bottles of wine gifted to him and just drink it regardless of what arbitrary price a website said it was worth?
Remember when everyone would be subtly making fun of a guest and Opie would resist the urge to pipe up with a crass and/or mean spirited comment?
All proof of his angelic innocence.
A lot of problems in that room, but not Opie.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-06-12
I love that the goddamn dope, who spends what's left of his elderly years pretending to be a frat bro a third his age, thought the slickest way to respond to all of his "friends" and co-workers of decades bashing him was argue they were actually miserable because "a wizard told me so".
1 Dawgsie 2018-06-12
It’s bizarre to think that even with how unaware Opie is, he’s willingly paying someone money to just tell him what he wants to hear.... so that he’ll feel better about his pending divorce/lack of friends/tits etc etc etc and spend more money for further words of wisdom. It’s self indulgence at its finest. We should be applauding.
1 Skip4play 2018-06-12
Isn't that what he pays Carl and Vic for? He has to pay people be around him and think he is actually tolerable.
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2018-06-12
Wasn’t it his occasional wife who found and organised a shaman to visit him? Because he’s mental is the head?
Imagine being his therapist.
1 xboxhelpdude2 2018-06-12
"So you took a video if this Roland fella in the restroom sitting on a toilet doing his business and showed it to other people and laughed about it and thats why you got fired, but youre sayin this Roland is the real asshole?"
1 Blackmonkfish 2018-06-12
Did the Shaman give him a Jackass DVD?
1 segasarnold 2018-06-12
Don't forget Opie THINKS he did heroin with the shamman as well.
1 Cawdor 2018-06-12
I hope he gets strung out on herr-on until he’s broke and has to suck dick for Shamman money
1 TheMidnightRiderBaby 2018-06-12
Staying on brand, he’s dumb enough to immediately think white powder given to him by a South American medicineman would be heroin. But then again the brothaman did A LOT of coke in college, so he knows what that shit smells like.
1 segasarnold 2018-06-12
Yeah I don't know why he said heroin and descibed the effects of coacaine.
1 TheMidnightRiderBaby 2018-06-12
Because he didn’t have D.A.R.E. in the early 70s. Plus he must of been in a Ballast Point Grapefruit beer stupor since his career ended.
1 moleguy9k 2018-06-12
The opster did some heroin. Just a lil' sniff
1 tedthisisnotfeasible 2018-06-12
No, he thinks he may have done "hurr-o-winn"
1 SpaceEdge 2018-06-12
Too bad it wasn't fentanyl. He would be dead and the bs over.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-06-12
Did they do any illegal drugs together???
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-06-12
Did he get a Yule log from Opie?
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-06-12
The luscious breasted fool
1 deegan258 2018-06-12
I disagree on the "chowdahead" remark. This shaman found a nice mark and milked Opie good.
1 breadmoccasin 2018-06-12
As opposed to his cohosts, who hired a sheman.
1 helobious1 2018-06-12
Knowing Opie, the shaman did indicate that Opie had negative energy, but he's too dense/in denial to realize it.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-06-12
what the fuck is a "shaman" in 2018? just....some faggot?
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-06-12
Yup, just like every other previous year.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-06-12
His job is to remove dolts from their cash, and he's vury good at it.
1 CrozzCat 2018-06-12
I don't think the residents association at his complex would be thrilled to learn that someone is bringing a heroin selling shaman into the building. I hope they never find out.
1 68rouge 2018-06-12
So Opie is Gavin Belson now
1 SpaceEdge 2018-06-12
He probably hired some new age bitch who uses crystals and plays Yani. He's lying trying to get people to believe he saw some shaman in South America and drank ayawaska.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2018-06-12
A scene from their meeting