Shots fired at key and peele dude's wife

drive by

I love that you don't even know which one.

He’s the black one

So sharp and unpredictable with his quips. He STINKS.

At least he didn’t use clit or tranny in the punchline.

It’s called growth

hot take

This is why he only dates men now.

Much higher incidence of mass murders are men.

Nice tweet, stupid.

One of the last times I can remember listening to Jim and Sam was about a year ago when they were out in LA and Burr was on.

Jim was genuinely astounded when Burr and chimp boy Roberts answered "no" to his "so you guys don't start screaming "you cunt" at your female partners when you have a disagreement?" He is simply not supposed to have any kind of a relationship with a woman outside of being the gay best friend.

I remember that. At 50 it came as a complete revelation to him.

I can't imagine doing that just based on the social repercussions when she tells everyone. It makes you look like a pussy if you can't manhandle a bitch verbally without being so blunt and obvious. I wonder if Jim ever told his girlfriends to "slip in aids"

When they were playing the Mel Gibson tapes Jim thought he was so cool for screaming cunt at his girlfriend all the time. “Yeah man when we argue its awwwful, it gets really vicious”

Remember the story of him grabbing a knife and that's when he was scared of how far he might go when pushed? Didja Jim? Didja?

Good thing Jim doesn’t have relationships with other women anymore, just Nordic men in disguise.

aaa-boooo!

if anyone deserved to be killed by his girlfriend, its Jim.

He's coming to vinnie brands new stress factory near my apt in Connecticut. I will not be attending

You should go and record it.

Are you the white person in Bridgeport?

The Viking tranny and that big nosed cunt don't look like murderers to me.

Jim's asshole looked like a crime scene after the dainty princess was done pile-driving it

Princess Allen must have smacked him around.

They usually just off themselves instead

Thankfully he's moved past mentally unstable women and has now found love with Princess Alan.

booooo

"pretends to be straight"-Jimmy is my 3rd least-favorite Jimmy.

Me: I love making lists! What are some of them Jimmys?

Hope the next woman he dates will be the one.

twitter convinces people that every thought should be shared with the world

Do the women have fat hogs? Anyone seen the series?

The worst thing about this tweet was it wasn't great. It had amazing access to killers but Piers Morgan is a cunt.

Wakka wakka!

This new “networking Jimmy” character is not good.

I’m sure Piers, the British faggot replied with gratitude.

I'm starting to think this Norton guy isn't all that funny.

Paying Craigslist hookers to piss on you while you jerk off is not "dating".

It's better than dating. You don't have to hear them talk.

He should be sucking dicks

Men with tits,are not women. Didnt your daddy teach you anything.

I remember that. At 50 it came as a complete revelation to him.

I can't imagine doing that just based on the social repercussions when she tells everyone. It makes you look like a pussy if you can't manhandle a bitch verbally without being so blunt and obvious. I wonder if Jim ever told his girlfriends to "slip in aids"

When they were playing the Mel Gibson tapes Jim thought he was so cool for screaming cunt at his girlfriend all the time. “Yeah man when we argue its awwwful, it gets really vicious”

Good thing Jim doesn’t have relationships with other women anymore, just Nordic men in disguise.