anthony cumia to every woman, girl, and child he's dated for the last 16 years

132  2018-06-12 by brmlb

24 comments

and to Joe

And sue

And tranny

And brother

How long till it is out of order?

His behavior is permanently out of order

His girlfriends are reverse ATMs. He gives them money first, then puts in four digits.

OH!

Love isn't real! ; __ ;

Face is too smooth.

you have to use a porcupine on a paint roller to get the proper rough finish

'Member when Masculine Missy stole money, his credit card and also a camera from Anthony's McMansion when he wasn't home?

Birds of a feather..

Then he had her arrested. Then he took her back because he's a sad beta pussy.

Anyone have the audio for that? I know I remember him telling it when he was madly in love with dani.

Listen here my fine feathered friend...

You know that story is bullshit because IRL Anthony would be terrified and would never see that girl ever again.

Don't know why you even bothered to put woman in there, Jill was definitely a beard

Sue made a deposit

I'm sorry but you're simply mistaken. Anthony Cumia always got girls.

The fact that he was married to his brother's 2/10 sloppy seconds for his entire adult life before he got money is simply coincidental.

Girls have also called him handsome FYI. There'd be no reason for them to say that to him other than it being the truth.

Antiquated technology?

American Express????Nobody accepts that.

Reminder: Anthony can't get his dick hard, so he gives these girls tons of money and he still doesn't get to fuck then anyway.

I bet that, once a day, both Ant and Opie look here, and they cringe... I would. I would look at this once a week. I would look at my fan base and I'd think, "Oh fuck..." and I'd pretend that I didn't see it. Even though, deep down, it would be eating me alive.

He would be an ATM with a 4 dollar surcharge

Machine is not dark enough

I heard he was seeing a girl from Buffalo that was "normal," had her own money and job, was actually physically attractive and healthy, around 30, but stayed out of the lime light and just "disappeared" before the return of Missy. Does anyone else have any info on this??? Is there a half bitten body of broken ribs in the compound yard??

From the thumbnail I was hoping this would be a screenshot from American Psycho.