BLINK BLINK TWITCH BLINK FAKE SMILE BLINK. Why is this slug not hosting the Tonight Show? [0:18]

6  2018-06-12 by RapistWithHIV

6 comments

His turn to the audience is like when you’re out to eat and there’s a retard at the table next to you and you realize he’s staring at you and you accidentally make eye contact.

Is there any sound more annoying than a studio audience clapping? Aside from being a pretentious cunt & assuming they're all airheaded soccer moms, just the way it sounds through professional mics like a thousand lips smacking together drives me into an autistic rage.

Just me, or no?

Well now that you've pointed that out it'll piss me off for the rest of my life. Fuck.

Who's that handsome, horsecocked sonofabitch?

I find your insatiable hatred of Norton addictive and inspiring.