Lol. He was getting the milk for free. He is marrying her because he cannot control his emotions and hes just a kid with puppy love and no life experience
If he indeed was successful in marrying Ariana Grande, he’d be getting money, not losing money. She’s way way richer than him.
Secondly, he’s not marrying her anyway. She’s probably creeped out by this engagement after two weeks. This proposal will pretty quickly be the end of his access to this “milk”.
Yeah man, flexing about internet points is way cool.
You motherfuckers literally gossip about celebrities and pay attention to downvotes, and then you want to pretend you’re the Anti-Reddit. It’s fucking hilarious honestly.
I hope he flinches and blows his face off and has to live like the dude who tried to kill himself because some subliminal lyrics in a Judas Priest song.
i think they new identity of a suicide survivor mixed with the ability to have a second chance sustains them for a while. i have 2 people i know in my small town that are missing half a face now and i try to keep tabs on them since i am planning to commit suicide soon. neither have had a second attempt and their wives look hotter by comparison
nah, if someone wants to off themselves let it happen. Ill never understand people saying DONT DO IT. They obviously hate their life. Why would you want them alive?
i haven’t had a heroin connection in over a year, the last time i did it i smoked it for like a month but thought i would t get w/ds and was wrong. i work over 60 hrs a week and really am just fighting the disease of depression so i get through each day the best i can.
recently saw you can get heroin on craigslist by searching for rooofing tar and i started drinking again trying not to relapse or get arrested. suicide has become so real to me that i am desperately fighting against it. im going to try to seek help again cause i don’t want to have to end it like this.
If you work 60 a week get on suboxone dude. After a few weeks, you'll have to wait 3 or 4 days to even be able to use again which is more than enough time to reconsider using. I know it's easier said than done, but the buprenorphine Jew saved my life. Not even kidding, I was sucking dicks for money and shit, now I have 5 years off everything but weed and subs of course. Very much worth it if you are a lost cause/late stage junkie like I was. You fucking faggot.
Addiction is a tricky thing. I had a similar experience where I was able to use for long periods of time without wd as long as I took breaks in between, but your brain slowly adjusts and eventually you will get wd, it's just a matter of time. I can't tell you when that will be, just be aware.
I totally understand the allure of treating depression with painkillers. I won't tell you what to do, but I just want to remind you that it is a really dark path to go down. I know you already know this, but try your best to find alternatives .
I would say go to a doctor if you can. Another thing that might work is kratom. It's not great to have to use kratom every day, but it sure beats alcoholism or heroin addiction. I don't generally advocate for kratom and would advise a normal person to stay away from it, but in your case that might be a good first step.
Thanks for taking the time to give me some advice. Im not an opiate guy really. i do around a gram of thc concentrates a day and drink atleast a half a bottle of whiskey. i take pills when i can get them but i’m more into uppers after i started doing meth. i haven’t had any connections to drugs for almost 2 years and besides the heroin binge last year i hadn’t done it for probably 3 years. i want to try to get completely sober for some time but i can’t stop dabbing.
thanks for taking the time to give some advice. I haven’t had access to hard drugs for a long time and dab around a gram of thc concentrates and drink about half a bottle of whiskey a day. that has been going on for over two years now. before that i was taking more drugs and still smoking a lot of weed. Im more of an uppers guy, i loved meth the couple years i did it and was always on adderall and ritalin as a kid. heroin and downers haven’t grabbed me as much but i still take all the pills i can get my hands on and have had weird binges on phenibut and stuff like that.
im mostly just suicidal right now and want to disconnect. i’ve been super drunk and scatterbrained the past couple days so i haven’t been able to reply to any of you guys who reached out. but i really appreciate it and wish i could coherently explain what i’m going through in hopes that one of you can help or relate.
I hope everything works out for you man. Good luck. I'm not on reddit often, but feel free to send me a dm if you need to. I was addicted to painkillers and basically had to relearn how to be happy after I quit. Everyone's journey is different and only you can decide what the best path is for you, but I can offer my perspective if you ever are questioning yourself.
I'm not going to try to convince you otherwise but don't you kinda want to see how everything plays out? Never mind the soap opera that is this sub but we are close to many breakthroughs technologically. I'd say think twice about it, unless you are a Pedo or want to take a bunch of people with you.
yea that’s why. i have a weird narcissism and know i’m better than most other people and perform higher then them in a lot of areas. i just am so depressed and overly self aware and paralyzed by anxiety at times. i want to get through it because if i’m in the moment people really like me and appreciate me. i just can’t maintain relationships and push people away and honestly go months just thinking about nothing but suicide and really don’t care about anything.
As long as the 70's drug dealer is on the phone can you guys pick me up some LSD? The only place were I can find it is on ultra-skeezy places in the dark web where I'm sure 90 percent of the time it's some sort of shitty european knockoff GHB that'll fucking kill me.
I'll be eagerly awaiting the daily mail news notification to drop down of "SNL member kills self and Ariana Grande in murder-suicide" while watching some heroin addiction or serial killer documentary etc.
As hatable as he is, he might be a fucking genius. She is sexy and worth $35 million. He has the worst tattoos imaginable and looks like he has jaundice.
Nigga fuck the prenup, she has WAY more money than he ever will. Halle Berry's ex-husband gets like $15K a month in child support. If he pumps a baby into her, that gimp-looking little fuck could strike gold.
How is it that he's dating Arianna Grande and starring on SNL and I feel bad for him and think to myself "jeez this kid isn't making great decisions in life"
Isn't marriage law in that shithole California so that the breadwinner has to pay spousal support regardless of the gender?
That faggot will be well off if that's the case.
Borderline Personality Disorder will make you do crazy, stupid shit. He gambled and won. Unfortunately, the jokes about murder-suicide aren't too far off.
Let's be honest, he's a young dude way below her level in terms of fame or money, so why wouldn't he try to marry her? Imagine if you got to date whoever was famous and hot when you were young. You'd probably go all in and try to go as far as possible, and if anything, they might split up and he'll take half her shit. Win/win for ol' O&A fan Pete.
Not that I really care about any of it, but apparently the dude she just dumped a month ago, shitty white rap fag with gay songs about sobriety Mac Miller, wasn't taking it very well to begin with. Say what you want but I actually feel bad for the kid- they're together for a good while, she tells him to kick rocks, and then she's engaged to some other douchebag and flaunting it publicly a month later. What a cunt.
i haven’t had a heroin connection in over a year, the last time i did it i smoked it for like a month but thought i would t get w/ds and was wrong. i work over 60 hrs a week and really am just fighting the disease of depression so i get through each day the best i can.
recently saw you can get heroin on craigslist by searching for rooofing tar and i started drinking again trying not to relapse or get arrested. suicide has become so real to me that i am desperately fighting against it. im going to try to seek help again cause i don’t want to have to end it like this.
If you work 60 a week get on suboxone dude. After a few weeks, you'll have to wait 3 or 4 days to even be able to use again which is more than enough time to reconsider using. I know it's easier said than done, but the buprenorphine Jew saved my life. Not even kidding, I was sucking dicks for money and shit, now I have 5 years off everything but weed and subs of course. Very much worth it if you are a lost cause/late stage junkie like I was. You fucking faggot.
Addiction is a tricky thing. I had a similar experience where I was able to use for long periods of time without wd as long as I took breaks in between, but your brain slowly adjusts and eventually you will get wd, it's just a matter of time. I can't tell you when that will be, just be aware.
I totally understand the allure of treating depression with painkillers. I won't tell you what to do, but I just want to remind you that it is a really dark path to go down. I know you already know this, but try your best to find alternatives .
I would say go to a doctor if you can. Another thing that might work is kratom. It's not great to have to use kratom every day, but it sure beats alcoholism or heroin addiction. I don't generally advocate for kratom and would advise a normal person to stay away from it, but in your case that might be a good first step.
I'm not going to try to convince you otherwise but don't you kinda want to see how everything plays out? Never mind the soap opera that is this sub but we are close to many breakthroughs technologically. I'd say think twice about it, unless you are a Pedo or want to take a bunch of people with you.
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3 PatBattle1 2018-06-11
nice to see a pest get a hot babe like that. hopefully the opester gets him on the Opie Radio FREE podcast soon.
1 dmix 2018-06-11
Opie did make him famous.
3 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-06-11
He has the impulse control of a 4 year old
1 RoundImage4 2018-06-11
Worked out well. Maybe we could all use some kindergarten wisdom.
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-06-11
Your lips, God's ears.
1 toasteroven26 2018-06-11
Yeah, he really needs to dodge that bullet that is young, rich, uber hot Ariana grande
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-06-11
Lol. He was getting the milk for free. He is marrying her because he cannot control his emotions and hes just a kid with puppy love and no life experience
1 toasteroven26 2018-06-11
If he indeed was successful in marrying Ariana Grande, he’d be getting money, not losing money. She’s way way richer than him.
Secondly, he’s not marrying her anyway. She’s probably creeped out by this engagement after two weeks. This proposal will pretty quickly be the end of his access to this “milk”.
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-11
Oh hey dude, I remember you being stupid on a different thread, so is that sort of like your thing here?
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-06-11
Oh hey dude. Looks like you are alone on this. Huh?
Sorry i offended you with my opinion on ariana grande
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-11
Yeah man, flexing about internet points is way cool.
You motherfuckers literally gossip about celebrities and pay attention to downvotes, and then you want to pretend you’re the Anti-Reddit. It’s fucking hilarious honestly.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-11
Both of you shut up please
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-11
Naw, fuck you. Thanks though.
1 Superbad415 2018-06-11
There you are, flexing your internet points. Tool.
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-11
What? I’m getting downvoted to hell, how am I “flexing internet points”. Try to make sense.
1 Superbad415 2018-06-11
See I thought you meant like a salient point. Guess that makes me the tool huh??
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-11
Yes, correct.
1 Superbad415 2018-06-11
Fucking nerds and your gay ass internet.
1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-06-11
He’ll be a duck in a month.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-06-11
Well with a failed fireman father, what do you expect
2 PeeSoup3030 2018-06-11
Murder suicide incoming.
2 JMueller2012 2018-06-11
Hopefully
1 LarryKleist711 2018-06-11
I hope he flinches and blows his face off and has to live like the dude who tried to kill himself because some subliminal lyrics in a Judas Priest song.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-06-11
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WNSn_07uzJ4/TmMNFC57IRI/AAAAAAAAAE0/MwjY74qP6MU/s1600/james+vance.png
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2018-06-11
At that point, why not just try again? Reminds me of the bit they did about those guys that fail their suicide attempt but gain a new lease on life.
1 Mikekekeke 2018-06-11
I have a zest for life now!
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-06-11
i think they new identity of a suicide survivor mixed with the ability to have a second chance sustains them for a while. i have 2 people i know in my small town that are missing half a face now and i try to keep tabs on them since i am planning to commit suicide soon. neither have had a second attempt and their wives look hotter by comparison
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-06-11
be sure to livestream it so people here can loff
1 MCLyleStyle 2018-06-11
Hey pal don’t do it. Unless you’re a pedo.
1 MasterBetti 2018-06-11
nah, if someone wants to off themselves let it happen. Ill never understand people saying DONT DO IT. They obviously hate their life. Why would you want them alive?
1 RacistPigeon 2018-06-11
Take the two Opies with you for the good of humanity
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-06-11
im always wondering. when u decide to kill yourself why not get some heroin beforehand?
or even suicide by heroin overdose
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-06-11
i haven’t had a heroin connection in over a year, the last time i did it i smoked it for like a month but thought i would t get w/ds and was wrong. i work over 60 hrs a week and really am just fighting the disease of depression so i get through each day the best i can. recently saw you can get heroin on craigslist by searching for rooofing tar and i started drinking again trying not to relapse or get arrested. suicide has become so real to me that i am desperately fighting against it. im going to try to seek help again cause i don’t want to have to end it like this.
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-06-11
oh man that sounds serious.
i hope you get better. No luck with SSRIs?
Dont kill yourself dude
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-06-11
Oh, please dont suggest SSRIs to the gentleman. That shit will drive him directly to dope and/or suicide.
1 egates09 2018-06-11
I think SSRIs are what allow dumbfucks to shoot up schools and whatnot.
1 DickSlit 2018-06-11
If you work 60 a week get on suboxone dude. After a few weeks, you'll have to wait 3 or 4 days to even be able to use again which is more than enough time to reconsider using. I know it's easier said than done, but the buprenorphine Jew saved my life. Not even kidding, I was sucking dicks for money and shit, now I have 5 years off everything but weed and subs of course. Very much worth it if you are a lost cause/late stage junkie like I was. You fucking faggot.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-11
But you still suck dicks right?
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-06-11
Agree entirely. Switching from 'done over to Subs next week.
1 PhillyBroCo 2018-06-11
Just a couple thoughts reading this
Addiction is a tricky thing. I had a similar experience where I was able to use for long periods of time without wd as long as I took breaks in between, but your brain slowly adjusts and eventually you will get wd, it's just a matter of time. I can't tell you when that will be, just be aware.
I totally understand the allure of treating depression with painkillers. I won't tell you what to do, but I just want to remind you that it is a really dark path to go down. I know you already know this, but try your best to find alternatives .
I would say go to a doctor if you can. Another thing that might work is kratom. It's not great to have to use kratom every day, but it sure beats alcoholism or heroin addiction. I don't generally advocate for kratom and would advise a normal person to stay away from it, but in your case that might be a good first step.
Hope everything works out.
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-06-11
Thanks for taking the time to give me some advice. Im not an opiate guy really. i do around a gram of thc concentrates a day and drink atleast a half a bottle of whiskey. i take pills when i can get them but i’m more into uppers after i started doing meth. i haven’t had any connections to drugs for almost 2 years and besides the heroin binge last year i hadn’t done it for probably 3 years. i want to try to get completely sober for some time but i can’t stop dabbing.
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-06-11
thanks for taking the time to give some advice. I haven’t had access to hard drugs for a long time and dab around a gram of thc concentrates and drink about half a bottle of whiskey a day. that has been going on for over two years now. before that i was taking more drugs and still smoking a lot of weed. Im more of an uppers guy, i loved meth the couple years i did it and was always on adderall and ritalin as a kid. heroin and downers haven’t grabbed me as much but i still take all the pills i can get my hands on and have had weird binges on phenibut and stuff like that. im mostly just suicidal right now and want to disconnect. i’ve been super drunk and scatterbrained the past couple days so i haven’t been able to reply to any of you guys who reached out. but i really appreciate it and wish i could coherently explain what i’m going through in hopes that one of you can help or relate.
1 PhillyBroCo 2018-06-11
I hope everything works out for you man. Good luck. I'm not on reddit often, but feel free to send me a dm if you need to. I was addicted to painkillers and basically had to relearn how to be happy after I quit. Everyone's journey is different and only you can decide what the best path is for you, but I can offer my perspective if you ever are questioning yourself.
1 egates09 2018-06-11
I'm not going to try to convince you otherwise but don't you kinda want to see how everything plays out? Never mind the soap opera that is this sub but we are close to many breakthroughs technologically. I'd say think twice about it, unless you are a Pedo or want to take a bunch of people with you.
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-06-11
yea that’s why. i have a weird narcissism and know i’m better than most other people and perform higher then them in a lot of areas. i just am so depressed and overly self aware and paralyzed by anxiety at times. i want to get through it because if i’m in the moment people really like me and appreciate me. i just can’t maintain relationships and push people away and honestly go months just thinking about nothing but suicide and really don’t care about anything.
1 Jungies 2018-06-11
He did, and succeeded the second time.
It just took him a while to get the means together, as his meddling parents kept him away from the shotgun.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-06-11
Ropes are pretty accessible as is booze and barbiturates.
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2018-06-11
Yea let me just call my barbiturates guy.
1 tags33 2018-06-11
Get me some Quaaludes while you have your 70's drug dealer on the phone.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-06-11
As long as the 70's drug dealer is on the phone can you guys pick me up some LSD? The only place were I can find it is on ultra-skeezy places in the dark web where I'm sure 90 percent of the time it's some sort of shitty european knockoff GHB that'll fucking kill me.
1 americanmook 2018-06-11
Theres testing kits you fucking retard.
1 war-admiral 2018-06-11
He could've used a hotel robe belt. A fella wouldn't think it would be strong enough but they are
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2018-06-11
Good to know.
1 dreadnaught2010 2018-06-11
That's great! It costs less than a dollar to turn yourself into a Jim Henson creature!
1 dmix 2018-06-11
Mr Potato head
1 Traway84 2018-06-11
That's fake right?
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-06-11
No that's really that guy, considering he shot himself in the face with a shotgun I'd say he looks pretty alright.
1 OfficerKen 2018-06-11
His nose is better than Artie’s
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2018-06-11
Holy fuck i didnt realize mr show was piss taking something that actually happened that makes it so much more vicious lmao
1 TheElDan 2018-06-11
Try, try, try again Headfirst this time Jump right in!
1 kingship75 2018-06-11
Titanica!
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-06-11
my friends dad did that in high school. they have had some fucked up christmas cards since.
1 Cawdor 2018-06-11
Pete when she gets creeped out and breaks it off.
https://media.giphy.com/media/8TNHNwBEhhc4g/giphy.gif
1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-06-11
I can’t wait!
1 SalesCunt129 2018-06-11
Pete Peterson
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-06-11
I'll be eagerly awaiting the daily mail news notification to drop down of "SNL member kills self and Ariana Grande in murder-suicide" while watching some heroin addiction or serial killer documentary etc.
2 Opprobriousness 2018-06-11
I was just about to post that.
As hatable as he is, he might be a fucking genius. She is sexy and worth $35 million. He has the worst tattoos imaginable and looks like he has jaundice.
What is his secret?
1 JMueller2012 2018-06-11
His secret is that women are retards
1 Dennyislife 2018-06-11
Massive penis.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-06-11
In his mouth and ass
1 Randal_X 2018-06-11
He can spell 'hateable', stupid.
1 RoundImage4 2018-06-11
Don't mean to be petty, but both spellings are correct.
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-06-11
I think he was saying his head is suitable for a hat
1 imcrapyall 2018-06-11
Dunce Cap
1 dirtmerchant1980 2018-06-11
One shaped like a bullet
1 Opprobriousness 2018-06-11
Actually, they're both correct, double stupid, but this is an instance of my shitty tablet autocorrecting something without me noticing.
1 DildoRenter 2018-06-11
Both spellings are acceptable, you jellyfish.
1 StanleyKubricksPenis 2018-06-11
He's on TV?
1 babyblud015 2018-06-11
He uses the old daddy died in 9/11 trick. Fawkin works every time
1 dreadnaught2010 2018-06-11
My Daddy died in the nam, all i got was the girl that runs the gas station cash register to blow me in the bathroom.
1 d4n4n 2018-06-11
At least he didn't die for nothing.
1 semihat 2018-06-11
Perhaps a bit more than that
1 JackieTheJokeMan 2018-06-11
Isn't he very tall? Like 6'6 or something? Maybe Ariana doesn't want a midget son.
1 cbanks420lol 2018-06-11
$35 million? That little slut makes more than that on a single tour.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-06-11
She loved his phony Stangle feud.
1 Toddforway 2018-06-11
Wtf
1 stinkypussay 2018-06-11
Shall we just merge this sub with r/tmzposts?
1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-06-11
The percentage of faggots would remain exactly the same.
1 Icon_Crash 2018-06-11
Perhaps less.
1 do_you_vape_asshole 2018-06-11
I wonder how this will go...
http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/The_Invitations
1 Bams_seed 2018-06-11
Good for them. I just pray she dont wear a damn drawstring ponytail at the wedding
1 dirtmerchant1980 2018-06-11
That’s the gayest sit I’ve ever seen posted here.
1 Joyce_dewitt_hair 2018-06-11
Is this really you?
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/8ppqtv/i_have_masturbated_to_this_picture_every_day_for/
1 consensualsexnovd 2018-06-11
It is. I think she's having a tough evening though.
1 JMueller2012 2018-06-11
Faggot
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-06-11
Good for him. If I were him I’d do the same thing. And I’d pump as many kids into her as I could.
1 TungstenShit 2018-06-11
Playing the long game. I like it.
1 --DC-- 2018-06-11
EXCEPT NOT LONG CUZ HIZ PEKKAS SHORT
GET IT
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-06-11
It's the "long con" you fucking imbecile.
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-06-11
Ugh. And 16 fucking idiots upvoted that stupidity.
1 ArtisinalVapist 2018-06-11
This.
It's win/win for the dude. God bless him.
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2018-06-11
It's not a win when she dumps him and he relapses on marijuana.
1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-06-11
Maybe he’ll graduate to heroin.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-06-11
From your lips to god's ears.
1 dirtmerchant1980 2018-06-11
Fuck him. He’s a shmarmy little cunt. And he has a Hillary tattoo.
1 db111 2018-06-11
Top-shelf pussy with a huge pile of money. Plus many (most?) SNL people have shitty careers after the show.
He needs to dodge that pre-nup at all costs.
1 thrillated 2018-06-11
t.Joe Piscopo
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-06-11
this is the part where you pop in with your show plug here joe
1 KangolVos 2018-06-11
Hey, I'd let him.
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1 i_dont_give_a_care 2018-06-11
Stop writing backslashes you fucking lunatic.
1 ManbadFerrara 2018-06-11
Nigga fuck the prenup, she has WAY more money than he ever will. Halle Berry's ex-husband gets like $15K a month in child support. If he pumps a baby into her, that gimp-looking little fuck could strike gold.
1 Rockletim 2018-06-11
known stand up Colin Quinn would like a word with you. LOL!!
1 TroutDaddy 2018-06-11
Jay Mohr called. He would like a word.
1 imcrapyall 2018-06-11
Playing the Lyle Lovett game.
1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-06-11
And then you strangle them in a steroid induced rage?
1 holodog 2018-06-11
Que sera, sera
1 [deleted] 2018-06-11
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1 lifeobenreilly 2018-06-11
Whirlwind romance, quick marriage, hyper-emotional fella...
Sounds like he went to the Chris Benoit School of Love.
1 SGFTI 2018-06-11
We can only hope.
1 thrillated 2018-06-11
The dogs are in the enclosed 9/11 memorial.
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-06-11
He texted that to the Stangels.
1 fish_flower 2018-06-11
She strikes me as a bit of a nutter herself
This will end great
1 finerd 2018-06-11
Murder suicide.
1 Superbad415 2018-06-11
Hopefully he’lol graduate with the same honors
1 mshcat 2018-06-11
and now the break up
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-06-11
This'll be a treat
1 RacksDiciprine 2018-06-11
Pete is a gold digger and im not mad about it at all
1 thrillated 2018-06-11
It's kind of a genius move to be honestwithcha
1 Dennyislife 2018-06-11
He's clearly aiming to have a great special ( or 5 minutes) about this in a few years.
1 WestStarKinger666 2018-06-11
Anthony Bourdain was rich, talented and dating a hot chick. Pete is Poor and Untalented. RIP Pete!
1 dirtmerchant1980 2018-06-11
I figured he had a heart attack. Just found out that faggot hung himself with a bathrobe. How embarrassing.
1 maynardsabeast 2018-06-11
How is it that he's dating Arianna Grande and starring on SNL and I feel bad for him and think to myself "jeez this kid isn't making great decisions in life"
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-11
That’s easy to answer; you’re lying to yourself. We all do it, although not all of us are so obvious about it.
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1 drudrudrudru 2018-06-11
I’m surprised she said yes, and that’s not a knock on him. I just figured she wouldn’t be the type to settle down so quickly
1 toasteroven26 2018-06-11
I like that you think they're actually going to go through with this thing
1 drudrudrudru 2018-06-11
Well I’m not saying they will, just surprised she said yes.
1 d4n4n 2018-06-11
It's great publicity.
1 dmix 2018-06-11
Yeah, she really needed that old viral-Hillary-tattoo-guy boost.
1 Griz-x 2018-06-11
if only he had a father to talk him out of his impulsive behavior.
1 thrillated 2018-06-11
This is probably the first and only time pops Davidson will ever smile at Pete from heaven.
1 simbad_reb 2018-06-11
Vic Henley better be the best man for helping launch his “career”. What an embarrassment.
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-06-11
She said yes to make Mac Miller jelly
1 OGcumBoi 2018-06-11
mac miller is the poor man's machine gun kelly
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-06-11
MGK is the poor man's Yelawolf
1 Reaktif 2018-06-11
Yelawolf is poor man’s Slim Jesus
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-06-11
This guy just left Larry David money on the table and somehow still upgraded.
1 dirtmerchant1980 2018-06-11
Source?
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-06-11
Larry David still has a good 20-30 years left most likely, Ariana has her own money that she doesn't have to go to daddy to get.
1 jofreal 2018-06-11
Maybe he can share an Instagram picture of the text from the divorce paperwork being tattooed on his back when she inevitably leaves him.
1 CaitlinSarah87 2018-06-11
You win!
1 realister 2018-06-11
He probably played his father died on 9/11 card.
1 suchanjv 2018-06-11
Ohhhhh boy. This is going to end tragically.
1 thrillated 2018-06-11
She entinced meeee
1 AnnFranc 2018-06-11
Like his dad’s work day on 9/11/01
1 LamarThePotato 2018-06-11
It's a great move to secure and extend those pussy rights for more that it's expected ( less than 6 months ).
The problem is, the boy is living in fantasy land and will not be able to handle the inevitable end.
1 Cletus_Van_Dam 2018-06-11
Pete Davidson will be dead before he's 30
1 867-5309- 2018-06-11
Or when she breaks off the engagement.
1 CryptoZappa 2018-06-11
Literally the smartest decision anyone has ever made.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-06-11
Opie will not be invited to the wedding.
1 Icon_Crash 2018-06-11
And I bet it wouldn't be a 3 day wedding either.
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2018-06-11
I was listening to a clip the other day and Opie said that people that throw multiple day weddings are self centered assholes. He was right.
1 Jungies 2018-06-11
Any word on the Stangles?
1 Toughcrowdd 2018-06-11
Well we all know what she likes. Scrawny pencil armed, chest plate bulging faggots. So cooooool
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-06-11
He needed the monnneeey oh!
1 3stepsbackward 2018-06-11
This fag falls in love almost as fast as Anthony Cumia.
1 TacoTrots 2018-06-11
This marriage totally WILL NOT end in 6 months.
A love for the ages, I'm sure!
1 Chuck_Chasem 2018-06-11
Isn't marriage law in that shithole California so that the breadwinner has to pay spousal support regardless of the gender? That faggot will be well off if that's the case.
1 dmix 2018-06-11
She's gonna get some of that 9/11 insurance money.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-06-11
1 Jhonopolis 2018-06-11
Smart move. She's hot and rich.
1 howdidyourparentsdie 2018-06-11
The Kevin federline school of dating
1 TacoTrots 2018-06-11
never forget
1 AlchemyWizard 2018-06-11
He’s a mental case comic who can’t do better. She’s a hot piece of ass aging like bread, not wine.
I can understand his motives.
1 TheSeaDevil 2018-06-11
This will end well.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-06-11
what are they 14?
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-06-11
wow talk about a true simp. after chilling with her for 4 weeks, nigga wants to spend the rest of his life with her lol
1 Lady_Dis_Liver 2018-06-11
I hope he comes home to find a gang of those fellas Ant doesn't like and does the Asia Argento boyfriend thing.
1 Lish_fips89 2018-06-11
Who cares how long they have known each other? He gets to fuck Ariana Grande!!!!!!
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-06-11
Resident Asshole, Pete Davidson. That how he should be addressed
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-06-11
literally who the fuck is thsi guy?
why are there so many threads about him here? can you please stop that
1 methAndgatorade 2018-06-11
He's an ugly young successful dude, cucked by Hillary and has no redeemable qualities.
It's a perfect hate boner for Reddit
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2018-06-11
can you blame him?
1 Zenaesthetic 2018-06-11
Slow news day, huh?
1 Kizzner 2018-06-11
It's Britney and K-Fed all over again.
1 lowend73 2018-06-11
Sucker for love ass nigga
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-06-11
You gotta lock that down before she comes to her senses.
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-06-11
Tom Arnold JR
1 jsnoots 2018-06-11
Pete Davidson is a weak-headed faggot.
1 joeybeans12 2018-06-11
Smartest thing Pete’s ever done.
1 KennethFresno 2018-06-11
Ironically this is why it won't last as long as it may have otherwise. Pete is a dumb mother fucker.
1 machete_chipperson 2018-06-11
Did you guys know his dad died in 9/11?
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-06-11
After she divorces him will he get a tattoo of her because of "how strong she is"?
1 danTHEdick 2018-06-11
I feel like he's living Soder's life.
1 DildoRenter 2018-06-11
But she's proven to crave black dick.
This idiot is so unstable that this relationship will run like a real-life Black Snake Moan.
1 Anarox 2018-06-11
He's packing according to LOS
1 tunisianknifer 2018-06-11
Will Opie be his best man?
1 flagrantBird 2018-06-11
Yeah, people with borderline personality disorder are perfectly fine at engaging in healthy and stable relationships.
1 spicysandwich80 2018-06-11
This definitely won't end poorly for the depressive mope
1 Soriano33alfonso 2018-06-11
This engagement is going to crumble faster then the towers crumbled on Pete’s dead daddy.
1 lecherousex 2018-06-11
Borderline Personality Disorder will make you do crazy, stupid shit. He gambled and won. Unfortunately, the jokes about murder-suicide aren't too far off.
1 Phkna1 2018-06-11
His decision making skills are strong. SEE: Tattoo:Clinton, Hillary. Nahh this won't end badly.
1 ohpee8 2018-06-11
What's his connection to O&A? How come everyone here hates him?
1 jofreal 2018-06-11
He appeared a lot towards the end of Opie with Jim. He and Opie had a bit of a bromance. He also had some kind of major beef with the Stangels.
1 Not_Anthwan 2018-06-11
Thank god I do not know who either of those people are. Suppose they are some kind of "musicians" kids like these days.
1 age_of_cage 2018-06-11
well obviously you'd want to lock that shit down before it woke up and saw sense
1 pnova2121 2018-06-11
Bitch looks like someone put in the big head code on NBA Jam.
1 Anarox 2018-06-11
I would fuck the shit out of that bitch. Hoping for a sextape
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-06-11
He should ask the expert on romance, Jim Norton, for marriage advice.
1 MonsterSteve 2018-06-11
This is what happens when your father swan dives off the Twin Towers.
1 1v1crown 2018-06-11
Ariana Grande is worth $45 million
Pete just upped his net worth by $44.5 million.
1 iSOBigD 2018-06-11
Let's be honest, he's a young dude way below her level in terms of fame or money, so why wouldn't he try to marry her? Imagine if you got to date whoever was famous and hot when you were young. You'd probably go all in and try to go as far as possible, and if anything, they might split up and he'll take half her shit. Win/win for ol' O&A fan Pete.
1 Jaeromaru 2018-06-11
i hear she needs new follicles. Anybody know someone who could give her advice?
1 zoob1357 2018-06-11
Not that I really care about any of it, but apparently the dude she just dumped a month ago, shitty white rap fag with gay songs about sobriety Mac Miller, wasn't taking it very well to begin with. Say what you want but I actually feel bad for the kid- they're together for a good while, she tells him to kick rocks, and then she's engaged to some other douchebag and flaunting it publicly a month later. What a cunt.
1 Billyassman 2018-06-11
Another hanging comedian, coming soon.
1 MAXJOHNST 2018-06-11
Attempt to rid genome of "Crohns Disease" (Asshole eyes&personality :AssCanNazi: inherited by repeated INCESTitude).
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-06-11
i haven’t had a heroin connection in over a year, the last time i did it i smoked it for like a month but thought i would t get w/ds and was wrong. i work over 60 hrs a week and really am just fighting the disease of depression so i get through each day the best i can. recently saw you can get heroin on craigslist by searching for rooofing tar and i started drinking again trying not to relapse or get arrested. suicide has become so real to me that i am desperately fighting against it. im going to try to seek help again cause i don’t want to have to end it like this.
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-06-11
oh man that sounds serious.
i hope you get better. No luck with SSRIs?
Dont kill yourself dude
1 DickSlit 2018-06-11
If you work 60 a week get on suboxone dude. After a few weeks, you'll have to wait 3 or 4 days to even be able to use again which is more than enough time to reconsider using. I know it's easier said than done, but the buprenorphine Jew saved my life. Not even kidding, I was sucking dicks for money and shit, now I have 5 years off everything but weed and subs of course. Very much worth it if you are a lost cause/late stage junkie like I was. You fucking faggot.
1 dmix 2018-06-11
Yeah, she really needed that old viral-Hillary-tattoo-guy boost.
1 dmix 2018-06-11
She's gonna get some of that 9/11 insurance money.
1 PhillyBroCo 2018-06-11
Just a couple thoughts reading this
Addiction is a tricky thing. I had a similar experience where I was able to use for long periods of time without wd as long as I took breaks in between, but your brain slowly adjusts and eventually you will get wd, it's just a matter of time. I can't tell you when that will be, just be aware.
I totally understand the allure of treating depression with painkillers. I won't tell you what to do, but I just want to remind you that it is a really dark path to go down. I know you already know this, but try your best to find alternatives .
I would say go to a doctor if you can. Another thing that might work is kratom. It's not great to have to use kratom every day, but it sure beats alcoholism or heroin addiction. I don't generally advocate for kratom and would advise a normal person to stay away from it, but in your case that might be a good first step.
Hope everything works out.
1 egates09 2018-06-11
I'm not going to try to convince you otherwise but don't you kinda want to see how everything plays out? Never mind the soap opera that is this sub but we are close to many breakthroughs technologically. I'd say think twice about it, unless you are a Pedo or want to take a bunch of people with you.
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-06-11
Your lips, God's ears.