Fact: If you didn't enjoy Ron & Fez, you don't deserve to live.

87  2018-06-11 by RoundImage4

79 comments

There're lots more reasons I don't deserve to live, fam.

Hold on, let me put down this smoked beef pastrami sandwich

Fuckin starvin....

Dead air and a crying faggot. Groundbreaking stuff.

Why would you use the other f-word in here?

very hurtfull!

OFFENSIVE!

That was only for like the last 5 years man lol

It kind of was. It was all oddly compelling.

Don't let them do it to us Ronnie!
Those last few months of Fez were radio gold.

you forgot lip-smacking, typing, 'wet mouth noise', and mics squeaking

Exactly. Fee invented ASMR. It was groundbreaking stuff.

nice fee, stupid

Take that sour attitude elsewhere

:(

I could totally beat ron bennington up

That might be true.

I remember when he threatened Marc Zeto unironically quoting Joe Pesci lines from Casino: I beat you into a coma and when I'm out of prison, I do it again - something like that.

Ron is a carny. Loved that show anyway.

“thank god ron is jail for what he did, because if he gets out he will do it again”

hilarious line

With those snow shovels you call hands I don't doubt it.

its adorable when girls think they are tough

Ron and Fez was a mid day soap opera for radio listeners.

The drama, the loveless story, the tragedy, had to keep tuning in to see what happens.

And if you dont povd soap operas you dont deserve to live! Christ this place really is a bunch of faggots sometimes. Hey OP, take this dogshit to the Ron and Fez sub

I see why you wouldn't like the show. To be clear: That you don't like it, doesn't mean you wouldn't deserve to live, buddy.

It used to be a great show but the last few years went downhill fast.

It was either fez not talking/crying or crazy pepper hicks/zeto drama.

I'll have to say the new Bennington show is boring as hell though

June 2010 - East Side Dave left the show.

Yeah, dumbass move on his part

That dumb (ex-)wife was in his ear, got him to give an ultimatum and then had to quit when they said no. Stupid.

He was making $30k, traveling 6 hours a day, had a family of 4. He was asking for $50k. Not judging his methods, but he deserved at least that, plus.

He deserved a big raise. He was a huge part of the show and Fez was slipping into silence

He also moved to South Jersey, stupid. He spent his money on drinks and retarded shit instead of a car, stupid.

You should never give an ultimatum unless you are fine with both choices, one of the choices was dumb in his case, compounded by him doing stupid shit.

I love Dave, I listened to old Dave stuff on purpose.

Having a wife and 2 kids, moving farther from your job, then EXPECTING more money to suit your lifestyle is stupid. It's also stupid to let ESD go over a little bit of money. They should have offered him at least 45k/yr. Hell Fez should have paid him out of pocket.

I love ron but I think if he stepped up and told the suits that he needed dave to stay they could've worked it out, I know he wanted to stay out of it for the most part but dave was basically the co-host at that point and the show was on a roll. hicks is ok but not in the same league.....and now, well its over (sigh)

Fuck all you twitter responders

Cookie....cookie....

I'm starving here, hey Earl, do we have any cookies back there?

Fresh out boss....

Peas hode!

N E W

Fez. Make the fucking cat say "cookie".

KISS!

I caught the replay when it originally aired and I was high on xans, wrapped myself in a blanket and had the best night

They really were a fantastic show. Honestly, they may have been better than O&A.

The way Ron and Fez treated Irene vs. the way Opie and Anthony treated her tells you all you need to know.

Ron & Fez handled it with humor. O&A just did their typical angry/ranting. That video really shows the flaw with even the good version of O&A. They were too dependent on it.

Nice pick. Finished the first, 5 mins into the second.

The O&A clip is already hate listening. Jim Norton: "I hate liars!"

Oh so now we dont enjoy being mean to people

People here love the Ron and Fez show. I remember i got like 150 upvotes from a moderatly funny Fez joke on one of my past accounts. It was the best day of my life.

The best day of your life will, with one exception, always be ahead of you.

lol at your username

Nah I prefer my broadcasters to speak.

What are the signature bits?

Do the bit do the bit do the bit.

He gets it.

R&F was lifeless boring shite with no atmosphere

is your idea of atmosphere a wall of fake laughter? if so, yeah, you're right.

Fake laughter and only 2 of the people who work on the show even like each other.

fake like that post you made on r/ChannelAwesome :)

I also tried solicited someone in my home town to put their penis in bubble tea if you want to go into my history of trolling

The best era: January 2006 to June 2010.
Fred Era - Fez,Ron,Earl,Dave

It was always hit or miss for me

RON BORINGTON

What's a good episode/compilation to start on?

Fez getting his cat to talk.

The "Fezzie's Problems" playlist on YouTube is pretty great.

Everything with Earl, Dave, maybe Shelby. Black Earl compilation, Dave runs away from home, Dave's poetry, Dave's inventions, Fez subway stalker, Fez's cat, Cakehorn saga, Blueberry incident, Fez on Xanax, What happened first.

I loved the late night Ron & Fez. I loved them following O&A. I liked them in DC. But the final years of that show weren't the greatest.

Something snapped in Fez near the end of the DC years. His gradual mental decline really took it's toll on what was once a comedy show. I wish Fez all the best in retirement, but I fully understand people who hated later shows.

I think the DC years were the best, they were still ratings motivated, wonderboy, fez was just a little bit crazy

Love Ron on his O&A appearances and Unmasked.. never got around to listening to even one episode of the Ron & Fez show.. any recommendations of good clips I can start with?

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I listen to R&F constantly, rarely listen to O&A now. But I still come here everyday for the hate and racism

RON BORINGTON

Lost in all of the memorable bits and Fez's craziness is the fact that it was just a really enjoyable show to listen to even if there was nothing that interesting going on.

They had some rough years near the end, and the new show is unlistenable.

Soundboard Fez >>> Gail Bennington. Heck, Gail O >>> Gail Bennington.

Fez's mother still has that damned umbrella, too.

Just because the nigga got a radio voice doesn’t make him entertaining. Discuss.

The Wnew era was epic. Every show was must listen. Wjfk and Sirius eras were just there.

Party at the moon tower

Fatso & Faggo

never liked em

I tried to listen to it a few times, it did nothing for me.

Fact: You're a faggot.

Guess I'm going to have to pull a Bourdain then. Never got the appeal.

OFFENSIVE!

That dumb (ex-)wife was in his ear, got him to give an ultimatum and then had to quit when they said no. Stupid.

And if you dont povd soap operas you dont deserve to live! Christ this place really is a bunch of faggots sometimes. Hey OP, take this dogshit to the Ron and Fez sub

lol at your username

Fez getting his cat to talk.

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The "Fezzie's Problems" playlist on YouTube is pretty great.

Everything with Earl, Dave, maybe Shelby. Black Earl compilation, Dave runs away from home, Dave's poetry, Dave's inventions, Fez subway stalker, Fez's cat, Cakehorn saga, Blueberry incident, Fez on Xanax, What happened first.