To be fair, I couldn't care less who he fucks. If fucking 6 year olds makes him funny so be it.

He's not that funny. WOW! I just love impressions of minor characters from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Such cutting edge comedy.

I know, but he was and if fucking toddlers brings it back then I say go for it.

Fucking 6 year olds is the only funny thing he's done in the last four years

Also the creepiest, I'd like to hear his pillow talk with them.

Says anyone who also screw children

But are they funny?

Says anyone who wants his funny man to be funny and doesn't care about a random girl getting fucked.

Slight point of order on the fairness aspect of your proposal. This hypothetical sounds very unfair to the 6 year old.

Not trying to be edgy or anything but I'm not too concerned about a random girl getting fucked, fair or not.

The level of autism in that statement is absolutely staggering.

That has absolutely nothing to do with autism.

Die you piece of shit

Nice feelings stupid.

Die jew

Not a drop of jew in me, actually very little in our whole country so you keep up the good work for your jew masters.

Die you jew pedophile fuck

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit eh?

Die you jew faggot kid toucher

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit eh?

Die jew. You should be ashamed by your heritage and your preference for young undeveloped bodies to assault with your jew musk. Die you dirty jew kid rapest.

I'm 6ft, blue eyes, blond hair. I'm part of the nordic master race according to Himmler so you can go fuck yourself.

You lying jew fuck, die. Die jew

Why the fuck would I lie about something like that? If I were a jew I'd be a proud one, but I'm not.

You dirty lying jew. I wish you dead. Die jew

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit eh?

Die jew, God willing

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit eh?

eight? Jesus Christ

That is probably a typo. Anth meant 6.

Good point, why is it 8? And not any age? What does he have against 7yr olds?

Too old.

"Eight year olds, Dude."

He’s a liar, he never helped his dying mother

She was over 80, he's a (man?) of his word

A tran of his word indeed. Well put.

3/5 of a man.

His mother must have turned 81 when he last saw her alive.

I help out all people, from ages 8-80

[Insert well-drawn image of Anthony Cumia getting fucked in the ass by an 80 year old’s wrinkly dick]

Ant tries to mask his creepy sugar daddy behavior as charity. Buying fourteen year old girls iPads and other shit off an Amazon wishlist isn't "helping people", it's a blatant lure for young pussy. Don't act like you're giving scholarships to gifted students or lifting people out of poverty. Fucking ghoul.

Imagine if black people in poverty were begging for non-essential wares on Amazon. Does Anthony have a record to indicate one way or another what side he’d choose if such a scenario were to present itself?

He does, if Joe kept all his receipts.

That queeb is a creep.

https://youtu.be/UKti-AjG2w4?t=35s

Can comments be stickied in the threads?

"Hey Jim did you hear Anthony tried to fuck a 14 year old. Are you ok with that?"

That's a tough one, man.

On one hand Ant is my best friend who i've known for years and on the other I gotta stay in the middle of the road. It's tough man.

There can be no other possible explanation but that Jimmy is deeply in love with Anthony.

"he's a tough mother fucker, man" "he's a problem"

Sounds like an excuse one of the guys off “To Catch A Predator” would say.

“Just being an idiot I guess”

I WAS JUST GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EEEEAT

Then why are you holding that Zima?

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This is the equivalent of when someone is caught being racist and they insist they love people of all colors... black, brown, purple...

Which is another thing I'm sure Ant has said.

I HIGHLY fucking doubt that

What ever happened to his black friend Carlton who he was parading around after he got fired?

He should buy us ipads, just for being the only place on the internet that gives him attention.

It's the carny code.

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Die you jew pedophile fuck

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit eh?