Those Merciless Beatings at the Cellar Table: Cringey or Still Pretty Cool?

14  2018-06-10 by RoundImage4

9 comments

Nice shirt, stupid. I tried to tip you after the Uber ride and ended up donating to the World Wildlife Fund.

I'm visually impaired, can someone describe this shirt to me so I may make a biting remark about it?

It's a true feast for the eyes. A jungle of earthy tones set ablaze with fire-y bold reds and mysterious chilling blues that delight and tease the senses with a veritable galaxy of electric stars and neon fauna. Truly a piece for every man as long as that man is a true adventurer, unabashed and unafraid to cross the danger of the fearsome tiger with the bright wit and wisdom of the scarlet macaw. A tall gent, perhaps? Let the ladies know you know what the weather is like up there with the playful giraffe imagery dancing about in the background, keeping them guessing while tantalizing all the same. This stylish men's blouse covers it all: A-to-Zebra, and if you're feeling adventurous you toucan harness all the party excitement of the Amazon.

I'd rather wear this than a sweatshirt and maroon pants every day.

Early 2000s era “a little too old to still be cool” bartender

I would wear this in Las Vegas.

That is the perfect shirt if you're selling oranges on the freeway. nothing screams ''fresh off the raft'' more then that.

Nice shirt, stupid

My friend's alcoholic uncle wore these. And Tommy Bahama shirts.