Weekly Free-For-All Thread: June 10, 2018
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Peckas
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1 andycumiashow 2018-06-10
No woman gives a handjob as well as I masturbate.
1 late_50s_why 2018-06-10
what about ur dad
1 andycumiashow 2018-06-10
All knuckle.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-10
Moose knuckle
1 prettypup897530 2018-06-10
White knuckle
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-06-10
But handjobs feel better despite the reckless friction
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-10
If you like that, try construction worker hands. They are ribbed with callouses for your pleasure.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2018-06-10
Well we cant all have smooth manicured hands there pal. Some of us have to punch a clock for a living. Maybe my hands aren't too rough, maybe your dick is too soft? Schink about it, I mean what the hell do I know?
1 McGowan9 2018-06-10
Does the foreman know you're a convicted felon
1 carribbeanjimmy 2018-06-10
My "Foreman" is a faggot. You two would probably get along great, you want his number?
1 McGowan9 2018-06-10
No, that's ok thanks. Keep your nose clean convict.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2018-06-10
I try not to do cocaine unless its free
1 segasarnold 2018-06-10
That's how I feel about blow jobs
1 A-Greedy-Goldberg 2018-06-10
June 10, 2018 Joe Cumia is still a asshole, he has a long unbroken streak going since the 50's
1 twopockshakumia 2018-06-10
Seeing all of the twitter screencaps from the elderly folks in the O&Averse, Nana, Matarese, etc. makes me really think about why a staggeringly large number of irrelevant old men care about social media and why they think that the internet cares about them and their opinions.
Seriously what the fuck is up with this behavior?
1 carribbeanjimmy 2018-06-10
I heard a black lady say outside the deli earlier "It aint gon rain today doe..." Well thanks for the weather report Shaniqua. It is currently raining.
1 EnwardShekelman 2018-06-10
Why would you go to the same place as those people?
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-06-10
I figured out that sound clip they play of that fake John Wayne rap song. The one that goes like:
Is actually referenced in the song "Juicy" by the Notorious B.I.G.:
1 RetardedNiggerHitler 2018-06-10
Rappin' Rodney is better
1 KangolVos 2018-06-10
So is "Rappin' Richard." No dignity, no dignity.
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-10
After spending a little while here, I have realized that most of you are far, far less intelligent than you think you are.
1 RetardedNiggerHitler 2018-06-10
Who here hurt your feelings, sweet boy?
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-10
No one. But most of you seem to think you’re on the cutting edge of post-modern shock comedy. And most of you also seem to think that means you’re really smart.
I can’t tell whether this place or MDE is more mind-numbing lame.
1 RetardedNiggerHitler 2018-06-10
Good thing you're above it all
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-10
Sick burn.
But I didn't say I'm above "it all" - I said most of the people who post on this sub are far less intelligent than they think they are. Which has kind of always been true of O&A fans in general. It's part of what ruined the show, when O&A started to believe they were super edgy and intelligent (instead of just funny).
The sense of freedom and glee that comes with saying "faggot" and "nigger" on the internet gets old quickly - unless, of course, you're an idiot. In that case, it offers a lifetime of naughty enjoyment.
Nice username, by the way. When I was in high school that really would have set me back on my heels!
1 RetardedNiggerHitler 2018-06-10
I'm not reading all that drivel
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-10
Sure you're not.
Real sorry I hurt your feelings about your previous sub. I take it back, you're all very smart and hilarious.
1 RetardedNiggerHitler 2018-06-10
Thanks man
1 TriangleDimes 2018-06-10
this guy's cool
1 KangolVos 2018-06-10
I hope you stick around. You're a real breath of fresh air.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-06-10
Let us know when you figure it out.
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-10
Will do, and thanks for proving my point.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-06-10
Faggot
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-10
Wow. You called me "faggot" twice. It really is the Wild West around here.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-06-10
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
1 VicDumb 2018-06-10
Like most good things in life, there are people who make it worth while, and there are people who fuck it up by being cringey edgelords. Normal people just come here to laugh and try to be funny. You shouldn’t take the stupidity to heart. Besides, you’re probably arguing with a kid.
1 thellimist 2018-06-10
More likely to be a 45 year old man
1 RetardedNiggerHitler 2018-06-10
Late 20s, whyy?
1 TriangleDimes 2018-06-10
shut the fuck up
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-10
No, no - it’s not “funny” without a racial slur or a reference to AIDS.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-06-10
stop trying to deconstruct the stupid shit you've concocted in your head in front of everyone
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-10
You’re right, thinking sucks.
Gay (((nogs))) have faggit AIDS.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-06-10
Do you have AIDS or something? It seems to come up often in the dumb shit you imagine and then sarcastically impersonate.
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-10
(((Women with secret penises)))
AIDS
1 TriangleDimes 2018-06-10
We all agree you're not funny.
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-10
(((Pests))) get defensive when you point out how conformist and boring they are!
1 TriangleDimes 2018-06-10
are you calling pests jewish?
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-10
((( )))
by the way i just read through your post history and discovered that you're one of those "our culture is being destroyed!!!" dipshits...i really love you fearful little dummies.
your melodramatic defensiveness about my comments makes so much more sense now. you probably think that identifying with this board and MDE means that you "get it" and "see through the bullshit" right? you weren't born yesterday! the things you hate about your life are the responsibility of (((other people))).
Anthony's fearful ignorance, Opie's total lack of self-awareness...you actually embody these qualities, so you spend your time scorning them. it's fascinating really (just kidding, it's just sad and stupid).
1 TriangleDimes 2018-06-10
only faggots scour post histories, i thought you were some goofy troll but now you've revealed yourself to be a bitchy effortposter.
melodramatic? how? i have been passively making fun of you. oh no, are you doing that gay shit where you try to imply i am being more emotional than you? a pretentious "u mad?" i never once looked at your post history so i am not upset or angry like you, but let's see where the rest of this comment goes.
no, except i see you as a contrarian faggot trying desperately to pigeon-hole me and this entire sub in terms of comedy and doing a bad job at it.
lol this is such a 18 year old's idea of enlightenment. hey, do you think people who don't like gay people are gay too? people who don't like nazis are nazis? people who don't like pedophiles are pedophiles? see, you have a retarded way of looking at the world. you desperately want to be "above" everyone here - for some strange reason - so you want to believe everyone here is secretly like the people they mock. this is based on absolutely nothing other than your own twisted pathology.
so the real question is: why do you want everyone here to be what they hate? what is it about this sub that has you wanting everyone here to be broken?
why is this sub your version of the show that this sub mocks?
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1 shimshammcgraw 2018-06-10
How did you come to that conclusion, oh wise one?
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-06-10
My IQ is 141
1 Dagidugidai 2018-06-10
I eat my own shit because I'm smart
1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-06-10
Plenty of tickets left for the live Chip podacasts in September. The first one sold out before it even went on sale and dummy Norton waits a year to do another. Nice striking while the iron is lukewarm, stupid.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-06-10
Monkey cum
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2018-06-10
What kind of monkey?
1 EnwardShekelman 2018-06-10
There’s a chick I work with who might be kinda fuckable if she quit being fat. How might one explain this to her?
1 KangolVos 2018-06-10
How fat?
1 EnwardShekelman 2018-06-10
So fat that I’d probably gag while fucking her now, but not so fat that I can’t see her potential as a fixer-upper.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-06-10
just fuck her, soldier. Too much skylarking around here
1 no1raniuk 2018-06-10
Atta boy.
1 KangolVos 2018-06-10
Might need to just do it anyway. For the goof.
1 RUAutisticRU 2018-06-10
If she quit being fat she wouldn't fuck you.
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-06-10
hurr durr im on ketamine
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-06-10
yaaayyy
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-06-10
drugs suck. All the time you read "oh wow ketamin is so good, GHB is the bomb, Kratom is awesome"
and they all stink. Drugs are so unsatisfying.
The only good highs are the first 3 lines of coke but that only lasts 20 minutes each and is ridiculously expensive and u have a bad comedown. or the first few times u take mdma but that gets old real fast.
benzos are to subtle that u almost cant feel it and when you reach the treshold for a good buzz ull have a blackout and wont remember most.
Opiates are supposed to be good but codeine was fun only once and just boring afterwards and for everything stronger in that category you have every single opioid addict on the internet telling you that they wished they havent had tried it so i have to stay away from oxys etc
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-06-10
shut up
1 RetardedNiggerHitler 2018-06-10
Psychedelics
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-06-10
I did a bit of acid today but only ~60mcg . I might give microdosing another try in a couple of days
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-06-10
Braunheiser is wheelchair bound!
1 jofreal 2018-06-10
IHON
1 pbrochon 2018-06-10
There are an endless amount of times where Tits came off terribly unfunny with no self awareness BUT i stumbled upon the show where he gave E-rock boxes of quarters to make up for ruining his vacation. In my opinion, it’s the lowest point in his career. NO ONE found it funny and it was prolonged because he thought it would be this great bit. He ruined one of the only enjoyable things I had to listen to at work.
1 heslaotian 2018-06-10
Glowing reviews about this sub from the boys on Cumtown this week. We made it boys.
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-06-10
you guys should try 50-0mcg of LSD. before u get any pseudo hallucinations just a very very slight morphing if at all and a bit of alcohol. it really gets you in a great mood
1 McGowan9 2018-06-10
Does the foreman know you're a convicted felon
1 RetardedNiggerHitler 2018-06-10
I'm not reading all that drivel
1 KangolVos 2018-06-10
I hope you stick around. You're a real breath of fresh air.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-06-10
Shut the fuck up, faggot.