The best part of the Louis thing was that he's been talking about masturbating in front of women for years, it was never a secret
85 2018-06-10 by fish_flower
Retarded women, women on the phone, I'm pretty sure he even had an episode about it.
He loved masturbating in front of women since childhood and has talked openly about it for years. His dumb fucking luck, by the time he finally "made it" in hollywood, there was a movement that decided it wasn't ok, even though what he did was totally ok.
I do think he deserved the punishment for becoming so faggy at the end there. A great man lost.
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1 deepdirt 2018-06-10
He's funny, and a great writer/producer/director..
But, it's always nice to see a big ego humiliated.
1 breadmoccasin 2018-06-10
I truly believe that he was threatened with it being revealed earlier, which is why he so heavily backed Hillary.
Another person who really pushed Hillary: Patton Oswalt. What might he have to hide?
1 ShittingOutYourTwats 2018-06-10
guh???
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-06-10
Do ya?
1 RoundImage4 2018-06-10
So, what other boring speculations do you have to offer, you gossipy hen?
1 YourOldPalHoward 2018-06-10
we really need to clean house of all the alt-lite T_D rejects on this sub. I can deal with the unabashedly reactionary white nationalists/western traditionalists on the sub, at least you guys have a self-consistent and time-tested ideology steeped that I can relate to as a leftist extremist. But if the extent of your political awareness is thinking that Killary Pizzagate Clinton had to blackmail milquetoast Hollywood liberals like Patton Oswalt to support her, you’re a fucking mouthbreathing doofus and the sub has passed you by.
Fucking rubes.
1 HandsomeJimmyD 2018-06-10
Show-business liberal supporting the liberal candidate
Probably just to cover up their own bad behavior
Who the fuck else were they gonna support?
1 ShittingOutYourTwats 2018-06-10
Mickey Mouse would have been good
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2018-06-10
^ lol this guy watches CNN
1 [deleted] 2018-06-10
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1 frrunkis 2018-06-10
Chapo fag gtfo
1 Clamdilicus 2018-06-10
Murder?
1 ShittingOutYourTwats 2018-06-10
not him
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-06-10
There are sooo many soundclips of him saying it. He really did leave alot of stuff laying around to use against him. Silly sock. https://imgur.com/a/w271IVY
1 fish_flower 2018-06-10
I wish I had the skills and resources to put together a compilation
1 pastorpotluck 2018-06-10
I wish Louis had the balls to own the whole thing
1 Dennyislife 2018-06-10
All famous sex offenders have a urge to brag about it
Cosby did a bit on it, Jimmy Savile wrote about it in his book.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-10
Amy Schumer gleefully regaled us with the tale of her sexual assault on a cab driver
1 ShittingOutYourTwats 2018-06-10
He'll be back and fine
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-06-10
Lauren Michaels was all like, won't be seein' him no more...
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-06-10
His name is Lorne.
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-06-10
*Corn Michaels
1 LetsGoToThePhones 2018-06-10
If he didnt shill for Hillary at the end maybe he'd have people on his side.
Thats how he probably lost a big chunk of his "real" fans.
1 Teppler832 2018-06-10
It really worked out beautifully.
This scandal came just in time after he finished pretty much his 'fuck you' to all his long time fans that built him up in favor of the social justice mainstream.
Nice timing Louie.
1 thrillated 2018-06-10
Didn't he have a documentary about faggot gangsters coming out just before "I Love You, Daddy?"
1 grocery_man 2018-06-10
Fuck louie. He lost all respect after kissing Hillary's ass on national tv.
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-06-10
I hope he regrets becoming woke.
1 fish_flower 2018-06-10
To be fair she's a mother
1 frrunkis 2018-06-10
The most difficult job on the planet
1 cabaretcabaret 2018-06-10
He said he showed his dick to a girl with down syndrome.
That's worse than asking before showing two 30 something comics
1 fish_flower 2018-06-10
30 something jews*
1 bal0rd 2018-06-10
They started politicizing this on twitter because while they know women aren't really bothered much by it, the fucking begging-politely-to-be-touched white knights are completely enraged hearing about it and will do things t give them power.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-06-10
ENRAGED
do you always mimic lil Jimmys phrases or just today?
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-10
One word isn't a phrase
1 BillyBats33 2018-06-10
I was actually watching his "Comedians in Car Getting Coffee" with Seinfeld and they went out on his boat (which si a beaut BTW). He said on it that he could not afford this boat then when we was at height of success. I wonder how finances are for him now...
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-06-10
When he was still an unknown comic he also bought a 1200 dollar trumpet which he couldn't afford and never played it.
1 aRTie02150 2018-06-10
All he needed to do was masturbate and he could have saved $1,200.
1 Amiigo7 2018-06-10
Didn't he end up masturbating on the trumpet?
1 ScarletNumbered 2018-06-10
Yes. Yes, he did.
1 Superbad415 2018-06-10
I think he could. That’s definitely just a bit from when he first bought the boat.
1 retromingent_cunt 2018-06-10
We need more louis, except for that fucking sad, gay show with unfunny people at a bar. Horace + Pete and hebrew shecklers or some shit. Fuck that show into a grave then smash it with a guided drone bomb from the space. I hope when he comes back it will be unbridled and relentless with no boundaries. Just fucking awesomeness without any care.
1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-06-10
What else do you hope?
1 retromingent_cunt 2018-06-10
Dave smith will hang himself a USB cable in his motel room.
1 andycumiashow 2018-06-10
The saddest thing is that he might not even be capable of funny anymore. I saw him at the Village Underground in August and he had become totally unrelatable. He had 5 minutes on not taking pictures with fans and a bit about embarrassing his daughters at a pride parade by pulling the celebrity card with some cops.
He hasn't been Louie in so long that he forgot how to play the character. Hopefully all of this destroyed his self-esteem to the point where he'll never be comfortable guy again.
1 throwawawyy2 2018-06-10
I was hoping this would get him depressed and funny again but apparently nah.
1 dsbnh 2018-06-10
August was before the fall from grace.
1 PrincipalBlackman 2018-06-10
I read an interview with him when Louie ended and he said he ended it because that is no longer who he is and he "doesn't have have stories for that guy anymore". Unfortunately bits about private jets don't fly (tssssss).
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-06-10
Say have again
1 Teppler832 2018-06-10
You don't just become a raging liberal faggot and not have it ruin the rest of your personality. Once he went down that road, it was game over.
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-10
Nice hot take. People made this point repeatedly back when it was actually a topic of discussion.
Can you lead me through the thought process that led you to make this post?
1 thrillated 2018-06-10
This is not the subreddit for you.
1 notsurebutsurewhy 2018-06-10
Thank you. That may be the most profound compliment I have ever received.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-06-10
Yet you're still here sniff
1 pyramiddust 2018-06-10
There is an episode of Louis where he talks about his dick, and the conclusion I drew from that is he’s just a fat ugly faggot who’s been questioning his dick his whole life. I don’t think he’s some malicious almost-rapist, but just a half autistic dude who doesn’t have common sense when it comes to interacting with people.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-06-10
na the best part is him denying his nature and origins to cozy up to the showbiz left and acting like an artist/Compassionate Caring Man only to have the hypocrisy blow up in his face
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-06-10
Can’t believe anyone ever took the side of a skirt claiming rape cause a guy jacked it over the phone.
If what Roman Polanski did “wasn’t ‘rape’ rape,” then this shit isn’t even “ra”.
1 sherockradio 2018-06-10
It definitely wasn't rapity rape rape.
1 Clamdilicus 2018-06-10
Louis CK was the only one that asked permission first. Yeah, its fucking weird, but if they said no he didn't do it. And before those bitches ever complained about him he had already apologized, long before this me too bullshit. They just did it for attention.
1 breadmoccasin 2018-06-10
I truly believe that he was threatened with it being revealed earlier, which is why he so heavily backed Hillary.
Another person who really pushed Hillary: Patton Oswalt. What might he have to hide?
1 ShittingOutYourTwats 2018-06-10
not him
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-10
Amy Schumer gleefully regaled us with the tale of her sexual assault on a cab driver
1 frrunkis 2018-06-10
The most difficult job on the planet
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-06-10
Yet you're still here sniff