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I just realized this may be a response to Anthony saying Opie has never kept a friend before in that interview the other day. Opie's "proving" him wrong by saying he's going to keep these new friends for life. lmao.
I can only speculate, but the people at Ubon's Barbeque must be severe sexual fetishists (coprophilia) and/or share his hate for homeless people and dogs... if this story of Opie is true.
Made some friends for life today. I literally remember thinking this when I was 16 on the piss down the beach and met up with some other drunk teenagers. What an immature cunt.
I hope those good people don't end their lives voluntarily, facing both the threat of the Opester's return and the fate of a lifelong friendship with this ass.
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Who the fuck says they made “Friends for life” besides a 12 year old girl who met another 12 year old girl with the same shade of purple hair. Maybe he’s right though being 70 and all.
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1 BeerCanThick 2018-06-10
He hasn't made and kept one friend yet but apparently some barbecue people are friends for life now. What a dolt.
1 RoundImage4 2018-06-10
Opie was never meant to be the smart guy.
1 kaseius1 2018-06-10
Mission accomplished.
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1 PowerfulSir 2018-06-10
"Made some friends for life today". That'd be so fucking weird for them to read that.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-10
Hope nobody finds them and forwards that stuff
1 RoundImage4 2018-06-10
Yeah, that's what a child that's a little off would say.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-06-10
“Uh, this asshole I made a pulled pork sandwich for thinks we’re best friends now or something. ...I know it’s weird. “
1 holodog 2018-06-10
"Who was it, the guy who ordered the #7?"
1 1428ElmStreet 2018-06-10
“You say odd things to people”
1 therealstinks 2018-06-10
he really is terrible at emulating what he thinks normal people do. just more evidence of what a sociopath he is
1 balancedchaos 2018-06-10
It must be so easy for him, making lifelong friendships over the course of a day.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-10
As if the underage children who Opie pays to manage his internet presense are white and clean of clothe.
1 RoundImage4 2018-06-10
He's a humble man with humble needs: Just has to treated like a king, that's all.
1 PowerfulSir 2018-06-10
I just realized this may be a response to Anthony saying Opie has never kept a friend before in that interview the other day. Opie's "proving" him wrong by saying he's going to keep these new friends for life. lmao.
1 therealstinks 2018-06-10
dude him and the dishwasher broed down so hard you dont understand
1 ScarletNumbered 2018-06-10
The Tunisian Truth Teller
1 sumant28 2018-06-10
ME: Those are my BOSOM buddies asshole. Nice try with the hate tho sniff
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-06-10
Dorks say "you" Laid back rebels say "ya"
1 AlchemyWizard 2018-06-10
Keeping it real brutha-man. See you mutherhuckers laterz.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-06-10
I can only speculate, but the people at Ubon's Barbeque must be severe sexual fetishists (coprophilia) and/or share his hate for homeless people and dogs... if this story of Opie is true.
1 johnnyroberts 2018-06-10
This fucking cunt still thinks his "brand" matters and I'm sure these hardworking people at Ubons bought right in with his shit.
1 kimchifart 2018-06-10
Made some friends for life today. I literally remember thinking this when I was 16 on the piss down the beach and met up with some other drunk teenagers. What an immature cunt.
1 MrAndySocial 2018-06-10
“I just know we’re gonna be friends forever!”
1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-06-10
He left out the xoxo at the end.
1 therealstinks 2018-06-10
jesus christ hes a faggot. writing about making friends tells me he made no friends
1 no_one_inparticular 2018-06-10
He must think any stripper that's even him a lapdance is secretly waiting for him to take her away from all this.
1 Marathon_Man_3k 2018-06-10
Quick! Get me some lifelong friends!
1 HughStink 2018-06-10
I hope those good people don't end their lives voluntarily, facing both the threat of the Opester's return and the fate of a lifelong friendship with this ass.
1 DryTeeth 2018-06-10
How lonely is this fucking guy!!!
Who makes "friends for life" at 57yrs old?!?!
1 suchanjv 2018-06-10
Pretty sure it takes more than a couple hours to do that.
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1 Gnu_Mutant 2018-06-10
Who the fuck says they made “Friends for life” besides a 12 year old girl who met another 12 year old girl with the same shade of purple hair. Maybe he’s right though being 70 and all.
1 ScarletNumbered 2018-06-10
At least when Fez did his Dear Diary bit it was obvious it was a bit.