Dear Diary, I just had the BEST DAY EVER!!!

190  2018-06-10 by SpudsCuckley

34 comments

He hasn't made and kept one friend yet but apparently some barbecue people are friends for life now. What a dolt.

Opie was never meant to be the smart guy.

Mission accomplished.

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"Made some friends for life today". That'd be so fucking weird for them to read that.

Hope nobody finds them and forwards that stuff

Yeah, that's what a child that's a little off would say.

“Uh, this asshole I made a pulled pork sandwich for thinks we’re best friends now or something. ...I know it’s weird. “

"Who was it, the guy who ordered the #7?"

“You say odd things to people”

he really is terrible at emulating what he thinks normal people do. just more evidence of what a sociopath he is

It must be so easy for him, making lifelong friendships over the course of a day.

As if the underage children who Opie pays to manage his internet presense are white and clean of clothe.

He's a humble man with humble needs: Just has to treated like a king, that's all.

I just realized this may be a response to Anthony saying Opie has never kept a friend before in that interview the other day. Opie's "proving" him wrong by saying he's going to keep these new friends for life. lmao.

dude him and the dishwasher broed down so hard you dont understand

Anthony saying Opie has never kept a friend before throughout his entire career the other day

The Tunisian Truth Teller

ME: Those are my BOSOM buddies asshole. Nice try with the hate tho sniff

Dorks say "you" Laid back rebels say "ya"

Keeping it real brutha-man. See you mutherhuckers laterz.

I can only speculate, but the people at Ubon's Barbeque must be severe sexual fetishists (coprophilia) and/or share his hate for homeless people and dogs... if this story of Opie is true.

This fucking cunt still thinks his "brand" matters and I'm sure these hardworking people at Ubons bought right in with his shit.

Made some friends for life today. I literally remember thinking this when I was 16 on the piss down the beach and met up with some other drunk teenagers. What an immature cunt.

He left out the xoxo at the end.

jesus christ hes a faggot. writing about making friends tells me he made no friends

He must think any stripper that's even him a lapdance is secretly waiting for him to take her away from all this.

Quick! Get me some lifelong friends!

I hope those good people don't end their lives voluntarily, facing both the threat of the Opester's return and the fate of a lifelong friendship with this ass.

How lonely is this fucking guy!!!

Who makes "friends for life" at 57yrs old?!?!

Made some good friends for life today.

Pretty sure it takes more than a couple hours to do that.

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Who the fuck says they made “Friends for life” besides a 12 year old girl who met another 12 year old girl with the same shade of purple hair. Maybe he’s right though being 70 and all.

At least when Fez did his Dear Diary bit it was obvious it was a bit.