Memo - Anthony married his older brother's ex and cried on his wedding night because he wanted to appear like "a regular guy" to the old rummies who drank at the bar his mother worked at.

56  2018-06-09 by McGowan9

That certainly sounds like something a regular heterosexual man would do.

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She also passed out before he could fuck her.

At which point he breathed an effeminate sigh of relief.

Artie also very uncomfortable there. The self-destructive drugs, the "woe is me" public breakdown/puppy dog shit with ex girlfriends...Lange is probably fruit too.

probably

Artie has always been the guy in the room who needs to overcompensate and make a show of how repulsed he is by anything gay going on. Sal and Richard used to do some very very ultra gay things on Stern and Artie would always make it into a much bigger deal than it needed to, like a 12 year old looking away from the screen when a dick was shown in a movie.

Definitely half a fruit.

With your logic sucking a dick makes you straight

are you trying to become straight?

cause I got a big ol’ donkey dick for you to suck

BIG OLE DONKEY DICK HAHAHAHAHA

pics or bust

I'm kind of let down, to be honest

join the club

Definitely half a fruit.

Perhaps more than that

He was Norm's gay buddy for awhile. Norm always travels with a male companion.

Norm isn't a queer you filthy degenerate.

Are you sure? Never seen with women, always traveling with another man.

There was Artie, Ralph, Kato Kaelin, Steve Fromstein, Kevin Farley, Sean O'Connor,...

Norm's not gay, he just hates women. Why would you want to hang out with women when you're not having sex with them anyway? You're blaming Norm for not taking Kelsey Cook on tour with him? Fuck outta here Nordon.

Hating women is gay. He just doesn't think they're funny, but so what? Any red blooded male would at least get one fuckable opener once in his life. Not Norm though.

And so what if is? Ya homo hater.

why would you fuck your opener?

oh shit, I actually remembered typing this I knew a female comic who fucked Norm to open for him, she was dating another comic at the time.

Norm’s a dirty dawg!

He was married for years has a son and he had an affair with Elle MacPherson that broke up his marriage.

So? That's exactly how them faggots be doing.

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Didn't he used to make his mom dress up in skimpy outfits to impress his friends? The fuck is that guy's problem?

Oedipal complex. A lot of gay men have an unhealthily close relationship with their mothers apparently.

So close that they leave their mother to rot in a nursing home for 5 years - never visiting?

She wasn't sexy anymore

Same.

Hating women is gay. He just doesn't think they're funny, but so what? Any red blooded male would at least get one fuckable opener once in his life. Not Norm though.

And so what if is? Ya homo hater.

I'm kind of let down, to be honest