Couple of saline bags was all it took to win the love of a confused little boy.

"Iv got Fred, Steve from bayshore, uh bobo.. what have you got" Sits back, washes another Xanax down with Heineken... hits send

As if he can stomach a Heineken.

Or afford it

I'm pretty sure this was actually an attempt at humor. The problem is it doesn't stand out from his standard of obliviousness.

It probably is, but I get the feeling that deep down he actually does believe it on some level.

🎶She willll be loved🎵

Such a sweet old lady before the dementia took hold.