Speak up, Pat. What's your username?

/u/PatFrmMoonachie

Poor internet connection is industrial Moonachie.

August 3.

You left off "lifelong bachelor". I love Pat, met him back in 2006 and he gave me a stack of WOW stickers.

How many bubs did you see from all those stickers?

I bet it was as an odd number.

Not a one.

Fat from booonachie

Yeah, Pay is actually a nice guy. Got my million pest March shirt from him.

You a stupid.

unlike the median of this sub's users:

• fit

• barely any hair loss late in life

• if missing a limb, only by war injuries

• successful private and professional lifes outside of entertainment (=''the great whore of satan'')

• live on a private airstrip, sometime sleep in their own private jets to mix it up

• companions outnumber enemies like a funny woman among comediennes

• fathers are held in high esteem and regularly contacted, visited.

• drive experimental racing cars and high-end oldtimers

• comparable to Jim Norton's girlfriend but thicker and undiseased

• commands the mood, whether funny or stern

This sub needs something like this as a constant reminder that it's users may try to hold themselves above the rest of reddit, but that they are in fact reddit fags.

what did it say

C'mon now you should have led with "Commands the mood, whether funny or stern."

This may as well be written in Swahili.

I have a full head of hair and all my toes.

not trying to brag or nothing but i got a hair cut few days ago, i would imagine its a rare luxury for many of you here

Probably not, now if you had said getting laid then...

Hey I'm not actually pretty funny

Ahh I see what you did there you fat bald piece of shit

C'mon now you should have led with "Is actually pretty funny".

Pat is a national treasure!

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Fucking hate that guy and there’s actually a compilation of his calls on YouTube what disgrace.

Didn't he get a blowjob from Bree Olson?

I thought that was Black Earl?

Yes, that does sound familiar. Pat got a blowjob from black Earl.

I wish!

searchedmonikeronreddit

It was Lisa Sparxxx

That’s a steep downgrade.

Lives in a dilapidated trailer at the end of the airport

How dare you, sir? I'll have you know it is across the street from the airport.

Bitch fuck you, his claim to fame is The Baby Bird

uhhhhh...actually....uhhhhhhhhhh....actually, the most quintessential O&A fan is actually uhhh BIG A.

Is actually pretty funny

Yeah, most O&A fans aren't really funny. Look around, there's 40 funny people and 500 Opies tagging their lines.

thank you :)

• Stuck Bob Kelly's cellphone up his putrid ass

•Got cucked by Master Po