Old men just don't get Twitter do They?

Fucking hilarious, all these old people that think followers is a status symbol. Twitter is aids but I do like hearing when people fuck up their careers because of it. Stop putting your stupid thoughts in writing and sign your real name to it. If it can be taken out of context, it will.

Tom's actually only 34, he's just had that hairline since his teens.

Tough being a comedian these days. You have to be on the Twitter grind just to maintain your brand. Now imagine how hard it would be if you weren't as hilarious as the famous Tom Myers.

For people unfamiliar with Tom: imagine CQs twitter personality as a comic. Toms confidence in being bad at comedy but still being so certain he will get gigs and is a good comic is honestly pretty amazing

Pinned in the comments:

Hi, Nick. Tom here (obviously).

Just watched this and I'm not sure if you're checking the comments here, but let me set you straight. You spend God knows how many hours talking about me and bits that I performed ten years ago and haven't done since. Damn. Are you really still angry about me not buying you a drink because of some Comics' Tab that you somehow thought I had? Aww. I'm sorry your feelings were hurt that I didn't tend to your wants at my CD recording show. If you really want to beef with someone, take it up with Mike Turpin as he was the one who worked out the details with the venue and booked the comics on the bill (hence your appearance - I wouldn't have booked you).

Do you really want to rehash stage shows from the time I did the "Ed Schrader Show?" Okay. Here goes. I presume this is because you are still focusing on your days when you were a DC open mic extraordinaire at that College Park coffee house pretending like you discovered some big revelation about 7-11 Double Gulp cups and yelling at audiences that they were "the worst crowd ever." Really? They were all "the worst crowd ever?" I wonder what those crowds all have in common. If they were thinking that about you, then I imagine that they have discernible taste in their forms of entertainment.

And to answer your email (again), I'm not doing your stupid podcast. Ever. And no amount of requests from your sycophants will change my decision. It sucks. Your comedy sucks. You suck. So give up. Now.

Yours,

Tom

I mean, I'm sure he's right, Nick probably really wanted that drink at Tom's "CD" recording show and never got it. Being blown off by Tom Meyers clearly hurt his feelings so he's making up some bullshit about his comedy for ten years straight.

Sounds about right to me...

Very Joe Cumia-esq

It’s the modern “do you know who I am!?!?” and it’s extra pathetic when the honest answer is “no one does.”

Tom Myers? Tss. He related to Fred or somethin'?

King really went off in the replies on that tweet and the Bourdain death "joke" tweet.

That dude got sent back to obscurity by a bong hit transplant

I have literally never heard of this asshole.

He apparently does it all the time:

https://twitter.com/Tom_Myers/status/1004078668606529537

Oh and in OP's tweet he even brags about his '2 retweets':

https://twitter.com/__danw/status/1004804411313590272

/r/Politipod

Tom was on the most recent episode of "Paco's got balls" podcast. Wendy went after him relatively hard, if anyone cares. He is truly delusional.

Tom's rock bottom story was about as frightening as Jim Norton. This one time I THREW UP!!! And I blacked out for an hour.

Guy was on Opie's podcast the other day.

Twitter sucks.

Bring out the bodybags. Tom is slaying chumps again.