If Anthony Bourdain is offing himself, why is Jimmy hanging on?
12 2018-06-08 by MiniChipper
You have become the joke. You have no respect from your peers. Your show sucks. You have no family. Your fans have turned on you. Your Viking/ViQueen he/she that you paid for has spurned you. Just jump off the bridge already.
34 comments
1 Opprobriousness 2018-06-08
He has no chin. The noose keeps slipping off.
1 dougfunny86 2018-06-08
lol!
1 dougfunny86 2018-06-08
PS you couldve just said the second sentence. We all would have understood and respected you more.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-06-08
LOL!
1 dougfunny86 2018-06-08
Hahaha
1 RoundImage4 2018-06-08
Some useful advise on humor by this sub's resident Sam Roberts.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-06-08
buried dat sawkcucka!
1 Belchides 2018-06-08
Sorry But I wouldnt have understood
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2018-06-08
Dude doesn’t even spend time with his family on holidays instead goes to one of his more successful comedian friends houses and eats pretzels.
1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-06-08
Pretzels are good.
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-06-08
Except for all the sugar in the salt.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-06-08
Don't forget the mustard!
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-08
That's a tough one
1 G4mblog 2018-06-08
The scuuuuuumbaaaaags at Amazon really motherfucked him on the toe trigger
1 Snake_____86 2018-06-08
He did have a fake suicide attempt. It's a tough one, man.
1 GangstaFag 2018-06-08
Jimmy is still one of the funniest guys broadcasting. He has a great regular job, and he enjoys doing standup. The chip podacast is a massive hit and he probably has a decent chunk of money in the bank.
Why are you hanging on?
1 MiniChipper 2018-06-08
No, he's not anymore. You have a CM subscription don't you.
1 GangstaFag 2018-06-08
Nope. Anthony is a dreary alcoholic mess who does nothing but tweet unfunny garbage. Dave Landau’s wife was almost hunted to extinction on the prairies. You’re still wrong about jimmy.
1 RoundImage4 2018-06-08
You think that guy has less of reason to live than you do? After posting this?
1 MiniChipper 2018-06-08
Did you ever get your perks. You seem like one of the guys who would've gave him money.
1 RoundImage4 2018-06-08
I just don't like your pro-wife beating and pro-corrective rape positions, that's all.
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-06-08
I think you’re both fags.
1 RoundImage4 2018-06-08
You got Skype?
1 TheDirtyWolfman 2018-06-08
Technically Anthony Bourdain is the one hanging on something
1 packitchofsositch 2018-06-08
Nice fanfiction. J&S still get a 10:1 upvote ratio, Chip gets over 20:1. Sorry to break it to you.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-08
Especially yours
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-06-08
Yeah one faggy thing on this sub is how people seem to revere visiting family and acting like its unheard of to not visit constantly. who likes doing that?
1 packitchofsositch 2018-06-08
White supremacist faggots who think their sperm matters. It's not their aunts and uncles they're referring to. It's their shitfaced kids who never should have been born in the first place. That's all these stupid faggots have to tell themselves that they're worth a shit, which they are not.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-06-08
lol i dont think thats quite it, "white supremacist" has become sort of an anachronism used to rile people up, lets just stick with faggots
1 packitchofsositch 2018-06-08
I would estimate that a full 3 or 4 percent of this sub consists of unapologetic white supremacists. A further 10 to 15 percent are white nationalists. I've seen the O&A chatrooms. I know what Europe is like. It's a lot like niggermania. In fact, it probably more or less IS niggermania.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-06-08
But you don't understand the specific layers of sarcasm, explaining it kills it which is why maybe no one has told you , at worst some of it is three quarters joking for the taboo and for the sake of it makespeople mad, but it doesn't really exist the way autistic people and sjws think it does
1 packitchofsositch 2018-06-08
How the fuck are you not agreeing with me.
3% - 4% supremacists. That leaves 96% - 97% of this one subreddit. Of which:
10% - 15% nationalists.
C'mon
1 3stepsbackward 2018-06-08
How's he supposed to chat up all those transsexuals on Chaturbate from inside a grave?!
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-06-08
because he's wrong
1 MiniChipper 2018-06-08
Did you ever get your perks. You seem like one of the guys who would've gave him money.