If Anthony Bourdain is offing himself, why is Jimmy hanging on?

12  2018-06-08 by MiniChipper

You have become the joke. You have no respect from your peers. Your show sucks. You have no family. Your fans have turned on you. Your Viking/ViQueen he/she that you paid for has spurned you. Just jump off the bridge already.

34 comments

He has no chin. The noose keeps slipping off.

lol!

PS you couldve just said the second sentence. We all would have understood and respected you more.

LOL!

Hahaha

Some useful advise on humor by this sub's resident Sam Roberts.

buried dat sawkcucka!

Sorry But I wouldnt have understood

Dude doesn’t even spend time with his family on holidays instead goes to one of his more successful comedian friends houses and eats pretzels.

Pretzels are good.

Except for all the sugar in the salt.

Don't forget the mustard!

That's a tough one

The scuuuuuumbaaaaags at Amazon really motherfucked him on the toe trigger

He did have a fake suicide attempt. It's a tough one, man.

Jimmy is still one of the funniest guys broadcasting. He has a great regular job, and he enjoys doing standup. The chip podacast is a massive hit and he probably has a decent chunk of money in the bank.

Why are you hanging on?

No, he's not anymore. You have a CM subscription don't you.

Nope. Anthony is a dreary alcoholic mess who does nothing but tweet unfunny garbage. Dave Landau’s wife was almost hunted to extinction on the prairies. You’re still wrong about jimmy.

You think that guy has less of reason to live than you do? After posting this?

Did you ever get your perks. You seem like one of the guys who would've gave him money.

I just don't like your pro-wife beating and pro-corrective rape positions, that's all.

I think you’re both fags.

You got Skype?

Technically Anthony Bourdain is the one hanging on something

Nice fanfiction. J&S still get a 10:1 upvote ratio, Chip gets over 20:1. Sorry to break it to you.

Especially yours

Yeah one faggy thing on this sub is how people seem to revere visiting family and acting like its unheard of to not visit constantly. who likes doing that?

White supremacist faggots who think their sperm matters. It's not their aunts and uncles they're referring to. It's their shitfaced kids who never should have been born in the first place. That's all these stupid faggots have to tell themselves that they're worth a shit, which they are not.

lol i dont think thats quite it, "white supremacist" has become sort of an anachronism used to rile people up, lets just stick with faggots

I would estimate that a full 3 or 4 percent of this sub consists of unapologetic white supremacists. A further 10 to 15 percent are white nationalists. I've seen the O&A chatrooms. I know what Europe is like. It's a lot like niggermania. In fact, it probably more or less IS niggermania.

But you don't understand the specific layers of sarcasm, explaining it kills it which is why maybe no one has told you , at worst some of it is three quarters joking for the taboo and for the sake of it makespeople mad, but it doesn't really exist the way autistic people and sjws think it does

How the fuck are you not agreeing with me.

3% - 4% supremacists. That leaves 96% - 97% of this one subreddit. Of which:

10% - 15% nationalists.

C'mon

How's he supposed to chat up all those transsexuals on Chaturbate from inside a grave?!

because he's wrong

Did you ever get your perks. You seem like one of the guys who would've gave him money.