This made me lol

So Ant, in your own words, why can’t they behave?

Possibly the funniest comment I’ve ever read on this site.

What was it about Sue Lightning that had you so engrossed?

She's just so wise for her years, and her gender.

Which gender? I am confused.

engorged *

He puts the "N" in NPR

N Person Radio

So tell me about Obscurity and your fascination with sending folk there!

This nobody really thinks he's going on a "book tour". This is going to lead to an unprecedented, hilarious level of failure for the disgraced nigger pedophile

The best part will be his dimwit brother unironically taking partial credit for its "success".

With a foreword by Joseph Cumia

I will have you know that Joe Cumia is a civil rights icon. He established the legal right of racists to make and enforce contracts. He is also not a pedophile. No matter what you might hear, he is not a pedophile. There are a lot of people saying he is a pedophile, but Joe Cumia is not a pedophile.

Well, I bought two of Adam Carolla's books, because he provided me with a lot of free entertainment before he got bitter. And at the time, he was trying to figure out how to do standup, because there was no money in podcasting in those days. So I felt I owed him. I'm sure people feel similarly about Anthony.

Oh, no, wait. They don't. He's been behind a paywall for years.

One might call it a form of...obscurity.

Well you see. The LIBERAL LAME STREAM media isn't really shit. Cable tv and terrestrial radio are DEAD. Real Americans are sick and tired of the BIASED media. The fact of the matter is no one watches that stuff.. Anthony's brilliant podcast producer Keith the cop has laid out the ultimate media tour. All these shows were BEGGING Anthony to come on but one by one he turned down Bill Simmons, Terry Gross, Marc Maron, Chuck Todd, CNN in general, GMA, Ellen, and Colbert. They're gonna hit all the hip shows that people really care about watch and listen to. We're talking Alex Jones, Milo, Gavin, 2 twitch streams, and don't forget David Duke and Colin Flaherty.

I fotgot l"ame stream media" was a thing for like 3 weeks a couple of years ago, good callback.

so ant, your mom's dead, go

I don;t give a shit what the cool kid posters have to say, the day that this bit overtook the sub, I was laughing my ass off.

Thank Terry it's uh, great to be back, uh Compound, Compound Media Monday through Thursday 4 to 6 pm..,it's uh, a,a,a,great hang with the likes of Dave Landau and some of our old radio friends of yesteryear

I’d rather hear him interviews by Terry Clifford.

"Oh Anthony!" That would be fun if he was second mic to Terry. Terry and Tony on your drive home.

In all seriousness I can't wait for Rogan to turn him down and it'll be even funnier when and thinks for sure that he has an open invite to appear on his "friends" and "peers" foxnews shows and even those people are gonna say "oh we're all huge fans but we just can't openly put a blatant racist accused of domestic violence on our network these days.". Hannity will lean in and whisper "ya gotta calm it down man, haven't you ever heard of a dog whistle"

accused of domestic violence

Not just accused, but pled guilty.

You have to plea. Everyone does it.

I'm sure Bill O'Reilly will invite Ant to his show on that new network being started by that examplar of media respectability Newsmax.

I hope there is a chapter devoted to Sue and her tiny cock.

If the boy has breast implants, is it still gay?

"Did you ever find the gun?".

Which gender? I am confused.