Yes.

Buzz off, dweeb.

I’m waiting for Lady Di to die.

If she’s already dead and no one ever tells me, then I’ll have no closure and descend into alcoholic insanity like Jack Nicholson in the end of “The Pledge.”

Legends never die

you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.

And most importantly we're here to hate ourselves

I enjoy your name Wasalu

And this is how you break the ice!

Unironically for the mean lines - specifically the ones that don't rely on racial slurs being the punchline.

Don’t get all uppity on us.

Because one of them will fuck up again and it will be funny.

Yes to all.

Why don't you jump on the team and come in for the big win

#4 is the only thing that makes me laugh and/or gets my dick hard anymore.

I'm here for the same reason people tuned in to O&A - to laugh.

To create a relic that someday Hudson Hughes discovers, prompting him to rightfully disown his large titted father.

To annoy you

It's the last bastion of hilarious free speech on the internets or sumptin'.

Fuck you, loser. ROMONNNNNE

Correct.

I’m just here for the posts where they fail, goto jail, or suicide.

Opie hasnt quite fallen far enough, so I usually just shit on him. Most of the other poo flinging I read just read mostly.

Im here for shoplifting and child care tips.