I was in the middle of my morning masturbation session when suddenly a pop-up ad of this unfunny hack pig of a comedian pops up asking me if I wanna chat with her

48  2018-06-06 by SaintAcneBaldNoseCel

11 comments

Its uncanny. Schumer even stole her face. Is there nothing that bitch won't steal?

Poor man had some car trouble, a little over reaction but what do I know. Im just a gas station attendee trying to sell some gasoline to these people in south Vietnam. They keep digging holes outside but I just let them be. They do theirs and I do mine. Mind your business, that's what my old man used to say. He's dead, fell into one of them holes and was never seen. Ah it's for the better, the lord works in mysterious ways

What porn are you watching that this type of ad would pop up? Nigga watching bestiality

Oh I recognize her. I used to file trade wit her fuattah.

Yeah, his screen name was Uncle Standish. Old Uncle Standish always had the best pictures.

Chris Farley had better tits

Identical. Not even trying to be mean. Except this girl's tits are nice and has probably been fucked by less men.

The fucked up part is that this was supposed to be an ad of Brendan Sagalow showing his dick

well.....did you come or what???

Do you work nights? What kind of degenerate faps before the day begins? You need that cum to motivate you throughout the day, dummy.