Anyone listen to Bill Burr's Podcast

82  2018-06-06 by unclepaul84

Its fucking hilarious when his wife NIA is on. She roasts Bill and white people and it's great. She is really good at making fun of white people. I like NIA a lot.

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Me too. The way Burr lets her off the hook just makes for that winning chemistry.

Patrice was a true friend when chose to use Phillip as a Billy substitute.

I agree, a black woman who can use white guilt to make a rich comic marry her yet complains about how tough it is being a black woman is both empowering and inspiring.

I love Nia, but you give her too much credit saying she used white guilt. Bill Burr was just always a typical highly insecure comedian who has always been too scared to approacb white women. Since he found black women would sleep with him he just kept that going.

Mama Nia! That's a one a dark mixed baby!

I’m more of a Gilgore fan.

that's what im talking about!

He rapes kids though

None of my business. He does these great rants.

''Bill Burr does these Brian Gilgore type rants...''

Ayo yall look at Bills nasty ass mayonaze color face. This nigga look like a dalmatian with vitiligo ha hahh😂😂

Ahaaaaaaaa!

Hamburger!

hey everyone bill burr here with the monday morning podcast

loud moaning and fucking noises can be heard in the background h-heheh c-can you hear these noises?..uuuuhh t-the lovely nia is watching a porn parody as a joke HEY TURN IT DOWN IN THERE an angry nigger replies SHUT THE FUCK UP WHYT BOI BEFO' AH BEAT YO'ASS bill sounds nervous h-heheh...she's with an old friend, such jokers the fucking becomes so loud the voices can be heard clearly at this point -OH YES FUCK ME TYRONE FUCK MA CHOCOLATE HOLEZ TILL AH BLEED NIGGUUUHH OOOOOHHHHH OH FUCK YES TAKE IT YOU GODDAMN DIRTY HO TAKE DAT BIG BLACK DICK -YES! YES TYRONE! FUCK ME LIKE THAT LIL WHYT BOI NEVER EVER COULD bill sounds nervous and embarrassed to death h-h-haha t-theyre playing a joke on me, those bastards the nigga is about to climax -OH YEAH! OH GODDAMN ITS COMING YOU HO MAFFUGIN CUMMIN NOT IN ME NIGGUH GO AND CUM ON DAT LIL CRACKAZ BALD ROUND PATHETIC FUCKIN HEAD rushed steps are heard, the door in bills room opens in a hurry -OOOHH YEAH OH FUG YEAH TAKE IT LIL GINGER BOI FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CUMMING ON MY FUCKING HEAD?? WHAT THE F U C K STOP SHIT SOME GOT IN MY MOUTH GODDAMIT -ooooh...oooh yeah, ooh fuck, relax lil nigguh s'all ovah now.. u a good lil soldier bill can be heard whipping his head and begging the nigger to go h-h-h-heheh...aaaahhhh...t-the lovely nia and her crazy pranks everyone!

Nia's long list of accomplishments and personal goals achieved should be an inspiration to all women, everywhere.

Every time I hear Bill go, “Ahhhh look who it is, the lovely Nia, everybody!” I know the podcast is about to get 10x as good. Her insight is so fresh and unbiased.

Bill must be really fucking happy in his marriage to Nia.

You know he's never spent dozens of late nights in his basement alone, while Nia is hitting LA club scene.... he sucks the barrel of a firearm, 9 scotches deep, tears pouring down his face at thought of another 25yrs with Nia, searching for reasons to "not do it".

Remember that video of her twerking?

Link, faggot.

Put the pod on fifth gear am i right

Fawk yeah. She doesn’t throw a monkey wrench in it at all.

I listened religiously for years, but once he started quadrupaling down on SportsTalk and the lovely Nia I bailed.

Agreed, Nia fucking rules, and her contributions really increase the comedic value of the podcast.

I also really enjoy how every episode features a shit-ton of SportsTalk.

I used to love Bill like no other. This podcast basically ruined him for me over the years. I know nothing of him anymore, it's to the point now if Im seeing a show at the Comedy Store and Bill drops in as an unannounced guest, it's like "oh, cool. Ok." That's about it. I like his stand up, occasionally. That's what it's been reduced to.

Have you heard his recent weirdfellas appearance?

At least you didn't try to shoehorn my old username where it made zero sense to do so. Nice shoehorn, stupid.

shutup and take your beating stupid.

Im not taking any beating, retard. I took a "beating" because you and your alt accounts downloaded my response? Okay.

Are you really unwilling to believe that multiple people think you're a faggot?

You're literally the Opie of this subreddit. Constant boasting / likely made up stories & "haterz" conspiracies when you get called out. Lack self awareness more, tits.

downloaded my response

Also, just wanted to add that I hate you too. And I pinkie swear I'm not one of that guy's alt accounts

No problem, thanks for checking in. See you in the trenches 😘

Live from the 4... who gives a fuck

"if Im seeing a show at the Comedy Store" you'r the worst cunt here.

WREKT

You really are a try hard self glamorizing faggot, despite not having anything to boast about.

cut this guy some slack he was at the infamous tna for o&a in buffalo. thats like having a mickey mantle rookie card.

There he is! My biggest fan! Hi, sugar.

and Bill drops in as an unannounced guest, it's like "oh, cool. Ok." That's about it. I like his stand up, occasionally. That's what it's been reduced to.

How many more times do you need to humble brag before it becomes a mental illness?

Guys, be careful: seeing a show at the Comedy Store, where literally hundreds of people walk in and see a show 7 nights a week, is "humble bragging."

What happens if I see my 3rd grade teacher at the grocery store, am I allowed to talk about that?

Sweet logic. Your 3rd grade teacher at a grocery store = Bill Burr at a comedy club.

Jokes on YOU, tough guy: Bill Burr WAS my 3rd grade teacher. Now what do you have to say.

Living in a shit city where being able to go to the Comedy Store is one of the few benefits is a humble brag now? Been to the Comedy Store, it stinks. Civilians are funnier than their average comic.

I especially love that his wife and his kid steps in at any given moment. You never know when it'll be, it's such an adventure!

I was expecting this thread to be created by bams_seed

All negresses women hate each other tho

I just love her no nonsense attitude. She tells it like it is and its always wonderful

Rude to waiters, nuff said.

I was shocked to learn Nia came from a privileged background when shes so down to earth and humble.

It's sad that she never did O&A. She would have been great on the radio reigning in misogynist Patrice and others.

For someone who claims to have loved Patrice, Bill didn't learn shit from him.

who did? name one.

Nigger Nero learned diabetes from him.

Ni__a

Alternatively, Nia Gurr

Nia burrhead

White people be crazy, they invent cars and planes and medicine 'n shit.

Stole them from Wakandan engineers*

A few years ago I listened to it all the time but after a while its just the same exact shit over and over and his HEH HEH HEH laugh is so forced. That shit got old quick

When I think feminist icon, I think Nia Burr.

Bill is a millionaire and one of the most popular comedians right now. Everyone loves him. His podcast is popular and he has a hit show on Netflix. I'm so glad he married his equal in terms of talent and drive.

I like Nia because she don't take no shit from her white husband. It's quite refreshing.

Someday I hope to own my own Nia.

Lol. You guys are hysterical!!! But really, I come to this page to make sure no one is saying anything about L*yla, and am always pleased to see you trashing Joe. So, keep it up. Btw, still love Burr and Nia.

Nia Gurr

Why dont you come back here and shut up?

I think she is good but does Bill have to be with her all day every day?

Five minutes at a time it’s just too much Bill Burr

I just love the fact that that jig has a checkmark swallowing Irish cock.