Well now she’s just babbling.

Before her jokes were bad but they were at least coherent.

*le press le garage door control unit

*Le balding edge cum eating old man le pay me

It's like making a Menudo reference without Ricky Martin.

Maybe try making it a bit more wordy

If you’re not hitting that character limit, you’re not doing your job as a stand up.

Why do we care about this?

O-Town is the reference of a woman whose biological clock has almost run out.

I volunteer to put a rugrat in this stupid bitch

What the hell is she blabbering about?

She's trying to be relateable to young people or some shit, I don't fucking know.

Nothing makes me happier than knowing that people like her will be depressed in their 40s and 50s wishing they took the time to find a man and have kids before their wombs become useless.

I thought this same thing about the designer who hung herself, thinking she should have had kids.. but turns out she had a kid...

You've got to be kidding...

The next 20 years is going to see a big suicide spike among women and they won't be fooling around like they fool around now with aspirin and all that garbage. They're gonna graduate to firearms and it will be a bloodbath.

women who don't want kids really baffle me. have you never actually considered how fucking miserable you're gonna be when you're older? Your comedy "careers" don't mean anything in the long run.

Unless she's showing off those sweater yams, I could give a shit

What’s wrong with her?brutal.

Her only value is as a vehicle to carry her fun bags, asshole, and snatch around. Besides those assets she may as well be a turnip.

I have no clue what the fuck she's going on about, but that tweet is at least getting more attention than anything Tits tweets.

Why would a man have a woman's smile?

She would save herself so much time and brain power if she just typed "omg you guuuyyysss!" over and over again because that's about the gist of everything she says.

What is she even talking about?

I had to Google the song to even know what she was referencing. It came out in 2000 and peaked at number 10 for one week. Who the hell is this supposed to be appealing to?

Who the hell is this supposed to be appealing to?

Bland, boring, rapidly aging hot girls who think eating toast in the afternoon is like so totally random LOL!

*avocado toast

Shit's good, B

Self Assisted suicidal patients.

Remember the before times, guys?

What's this even mean?

What is that even supposed to mean. I'm around the same age as her and I have never heard that song before.

This legitimately could be the worst joke in history.

Now that's a relatable joke

if she just went the iliza shlesinger route of bringing your pet dog on stage and talkin about handjobs or being drunk she would make millions

What is embarrassing for her is, that’s kind of what she’s trying to do. And she can’t even do that.

I hope she reads this sub. I hope she spreads her asshole on her next Instagram story.

She’s aging herself with this reference. Not an ideal move for a yet to make it female entertainer.

Show us your tits Kelsey!

Be gone thot

Those are Opie numbers!

I don't know how she's related to anything or who she is?

Her avatar looks like a generic stock photo, so when I look at her tweets, I just pretend it's one of those bot accounts that put together semi-coherent blabber from different sources.

Overly wordy joke based around a dated reference that nobody understands.

She's learned a lot from Jimmy

And that's how you stand-up comede!

Not wordy enough

Just show the tits already

How do you microwave people together?

What happened

I feel like twitter added those additional characters for millennials and their verbose drivel.

Imagine being told “Yes” so much in you’re life that you think this is funny. She isn’t funny - but the real sin here is that Norton said “Yes” to her like any other pussy hound

This is exactly the sort of vapid nonsense that a blonde white girl her age would say.

I hope O-Town's management firm doesn't catch wind of this, because they might have a lawsuit on their hands.

I actually hate her

What the fuck is an O-Town?

This is worse than a Mike Huckabee tweet

I’ve always liked the idea of fucking a woman while she speaks in tongues.