You're irrelevant, Anthony
108 2018-06-06 by NainanMyersDickfield
Your best days are almost twenty years behind you. It's over. Nobody but this sub remembers or cares. Instead of making 7% on your fortune and living off the interest, you're sinking it into a podcast network. Bill Schultz and Aaron Berg won't bring you back. Dave Landau won't make you relevant again.
And that's what you're most scared of. That's what the tweeting is about. Everything is changing is except you. The Bud Light and Xanax can't stop it. You're fading away, irrelevAnt. Welcome to obscurity, you sad sad man
41 comments
1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-06-06
He's still hilarious! He has to be, don't you hear how hard he laughs at shit he says himself?
1 Guinness5ft2inches 2018-06-06
Tell me this isn't a man who's having a sincerely great time.
1 late_50s_why 2018-06-06
But everyone like I love honey moon references
1 EastSideDan 2018-06-06
If he was the least bit relevant the NY Post, Vulture, Buzzfeed, Jezebel and The Root would have been all over him for the allegations of child grooming, statutory rape, date rape, contributing to deliquency of minors as well as all of his racist and violent tweets.
His obscurity is the only thing that has saved him from being completely destroyed.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-06-06
I love it.
1 HoagieErocktion 2018-06-06
I don't approve of this OPIEProbriousness.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-06-06
Yours fucking stinks
1 HoagieErocktion 2018-06-06
I kno
1 HeyRememberKyleXY 2018-06-06
The words you're smashing together need to flow off the tongue, brothaman! They gotta have that CHEMISTRY!
1 ghandicumia 2018-06-06
The tiniest most insignificant insect 🐜
1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-06-06
Why don't you just go ahead and clam up!
1 RoundImage4 2018-06-06
My tummy hurts from reading this.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-06-06
Irrelev🐜
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-06-06
It must kill these guys, all of them, to know they are completely anonymous without one another. Especially Jim. He hasn’t even been fired and he has become as irrelevant as Opie and Anthony.
1 late_50s_why 2018-06-06
He's only famous because Opie picked him up
1 Dachosen17 2018-06-06
I don't believe that jim norton is more greedy than danny he is happy to be making 500k+ a year with out anyone noticing
1 JUAN_DE_FUCK_YOU 2018-06-06
O&A actually did manage to make national news once in a blue moon. First time I heard of them was when they were suspended from XM due to homeless Charlie. Nobody could give a shit about any of these losers now. Whenever there's a mention of Jim anywhere, it's always "comedian Jim Norton". Even on that fucking chip video that manages to get upvoted once in a while.
1 pcro69 2018-06-06
Redditor’s commenting on the state of someone else’s life and relevance never fails to amuse me
1 PassProtect15 2018-06-06
7% interest? What year is this?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-06-06
looshen up folksh
1 SalesCunt129 2018-06-06
You can hire one of Vos’ relatives to help with the investin
1 Sunsetsworldwide1 2018-06-06
Pretty standard average S&P return over the last 20 years.
1 chrissurra 2018-06-06
Eulogy?
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2018-06-06
Did you just make up irrelevAnt? I like it
1 SalesCunt129 2018-06-06
Do ya
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2018-06-06
Would ya?
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-06-06
He should have retired when most of his fanbase turned on him. Up until that point, Compound Media might have been had a chance at success.
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2018-06-06
Although I agree with everything you said, this whole thread is about you debuting ‘irrelevANT’.
1 MatthewStephens 2018-06-06
Still listen to him every day.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-06-06
In defense of Ant and Adam Carolla, these guys figured out that owning the studio is smarter than doing a radio show. Though Ant's show is unlistenable, his website, studio, and comedians are good.
Gavin does a better show than Ant but he's not handy enough to build a website or studio.
1 wqt00 2018-06-06
Carolla seems to be a good business man though. Ant is so lazy he doesn't even want to be involved with the business of his own business.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-06-06
It would be fucking ironic if Keith The Cop and his wife are the glue holding the entire endeavor together, while Ant puts in his ten hours per week
1 rcharliesam 2018-06-06
How long before we find out that u/NainanMyersDickfield is Joe's alt account?
1 Sanderrankonk 2018-06-06
7%? Pahaps more than that!
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2018-06-06
i disagree, he's not a man
1 hanniballa 2018-06-06
He's irrelevant... 59th fucking post about him today...
1 Nulltor 2018-06-06
Jesus, this isn't trolling, it's just a really accurate description. That makes it so much worse.
1 PretentiousJackass 2018-06-06
I'm reveling in Ant's rapid descent into obscurity as much as the next guy, but his best days were like 10 years ago on XM.
Early WAAF was pretty hacky
https://archive.org/details/OA-1998-06/
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-06-06
The best thing about O&A was that Jim got all his friends from the cellar to do the show
1 joeythew 2018-06-06
He should sell his house and buy a cheaper (same size) house in Texas and live off his proceeds. Staying in NY with those insane property and state taxes is idiotic no matter how good the pizza is.
1 Rock-Coat 2018-06-06
We don't want that fuck moving down here. He'll have adverse effects on our sensible gun ownership stats!
1 ShapeOfPunk2Come 2018-06-06
tsssss fawkin homah