Anthony's gun fantasy.
47 2018-06-05 by JohnTheGreat78
Anthony couldn't stand up to some black kid taking his lunch money, but he thinks he'd have the mindset to get in a shootout with armed robbers in his house.
He genuinely believes he'd be able to pull a Commando.
39 comments
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-06-05
Guns make me feel big and powerful
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-06-05
What about a cock?
1 fartpoop22 2018-06-05
only if I'm holding it with my ass
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-06-05
I also think that he would absolutely hide in his closet during a burglary, and then rant about how LUCKY those SAVAGES were that he acted like GHANDI and didnt SHOOT them like the ANIMALS that they ARE
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-06-05
We have proof of this. See the time square incident.
1 ohpizzawow 2018-06-05
Imagine where this sub would be if actually shot that animal
1 RoughNutsMcBuff 2018-06-05
Did he ever try to explain what he was doing there in the middle of the night?
1 strappedjammypac 2018-06-05
taking pictures of scaffolding, like any normal person
1 Mikekekeke 2018-06-05
And then he posted a picture of a girl from behind not realizing that he was basically admitting to taking pictures of people including the black lady.
1 greggtits 2018-06-05
he was going to suck cock, clearly
1 SalesCunt129 2018-06-05
Maybe in 1991
1 hSUitMSi 2018-06-05
time square
1 maloonigans 2018-06-05
Ant used to carry a satellite phone and go-bag - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMiUh3pWlX8
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-06-05
my love for guns is only exceeded by my hatred for people who pose with guns for a picture.
as much as i love guns, i would fully support a federal law that takes away guns from anyone who takes such a picture
1 WiretapStudios 2018-06-05
You don't think sprinkling unspent shells on the carpet for a posed picture is cool?
1 Kindahar 2018-06-05
Wow I didn’t even notice that. That’s truly awful.
1 ChadMeltzer 2018-06-05
He couldn't even call out Artie for snorting heroin in the bathroom during their show. He's a coward, a queer & a coon.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-06-05
"Ha ha ha HOOOLLEEE SHIT a fat retarded junkie is sabotaging my paid podcast! How hilarious is THAT! Uncle Junior ha ha ha HOOOLLLEEE SHIT!"
1 thrillated 2018-06-05
Jew broads fight vampires? HAHAHA HOOOLYYY SHIIIIITTTT
dies of laughter while pus excretes from his pocks
1 KevinLovesLenny 2018-06-05
he looks more like Dan Hedaya than Matrix.
1 fawwkyeah 2018-06-05
He'l rant about the second amendment all night on twitter, but in reality he just wants to feel like a man.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-06-05
He always claimed to have all those guns in case of a home invasion but I think he was really stocking up for a race war because he probably thought Obama was going to be like Caesar on Planet of the apes.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-06-05
Commandmo
1 WiretapStudios 2018-06-05
Rambmo
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-06-05
Homo
1 age_of_cage 2018-06-05
mo
1 VicDumb 2018-06-05
Sambmo
1 knitro 2018-06-05
I imagine the only fantasy he has about Commando is something about preteen Alyssa Milano
1 kingship75 2018-06-05
Who hasn't?
1 age_of_cage 2018-06-05
How in the name of fuck have I never realized that was her. Damn that little kid from commando is a poa
1 holodog 2018-06-05
A young girl like CHENNY would be in real danger with Ant as her guardian.
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2018-06-05
The black kid didn't even take his lunch money, he just asked for 50 cents. Ant could have said no like a normal person, but he's a little pussy.
1 SteakSauce66 2018-06-05
That little manlet can barely hold the fucking gun up.
1 age_of_cage 2018-06-05
Arnie looking like the ultimate action star and nana looking like a fucking extra from narcos
1 TheScheerMeme 2018-06-05
Ants the greatest argument for gun control the left has
1 Clamdilicus 2018-06-05
Not one but 2 guns. Oof
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-06-05
john woo style baby
1 BumbiBestie 2018-06-05
Anthony has always been an embarrassment to law-abiding gun owners.
1 anitathequeef 2018-06-05
The Chad; wood-and-metal with iron-sights semi-auto vs. the Virgin; mall-ninja plastic-gun with unhemmed pants.
1 SalesCunt129 2018-06-05
Cum man dough
1 VicDumb 2018-06-05
I bet the black kid asked him for $.50 like once or twice and that was enough to scare him and Carrie a deep seeded hatred of black people for the rest of his life.
1 LouieBeanshh 2018-06-05
Anthony's gun fantasy is finding the gun he lost after biting Dani and then fucking his prolapsed asshole with the barrel and pulling the trigger while Dani nonchalantly does Seinfeld references
My fantasy anyway, shutup
1 Hooxx4442 2018-06-05
Bill Burr really nailed him that time " Anthony, you are just a little man with a gun"
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-06-05
Homo
1 thrillated 2018-06-05
Jew broads fight vampires? HAHAHA HOOOLYYY SHIIIIITTTT
dies of laughter while pus excretes from his pocks
1 VicDumb 2018-06-05
Sambmo