Anthony's gun fantasy.

47  2018-06-05 by JohnTheGreat78

Anthony couldn't stand up to some black kid taking his lunch money, but he thinks he'd have the mindset to get in a shootout with armed robbers in his house.

He genuinely believes he'd be able to pull a Commando.

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Guns make me feel big and powerful

What about a cock?

only if I'm holding it with my ass

I also think that he would absolutely hide in his closet during a burglary, and then rant about how LUCKY those SAVAGES were that he acted like GHANDI and didnt SHOOT them like the ANIMALS that they ARE

We have proof of this. See the time square incident.

Imagine where this sub would be if actually shot that animal

Did he ever try to explain what he was doing there in the middle of the night?

taking pictures of scaffolding, like any normal person

And then he posted a picture of a girl from behind not realizing that he was basically admitting to taking pictures of people including the black lady.

he was going to suck cock, clearly

Maybe in 1991

time square

Ant used to carry a satellite phone and go-bag - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMiUh3pWlX8

my love for guns is only exceeded by my hatred for people who pose with guns for a picture.

as much as i love guns, i would fully support a federal law that takes away guns from anyone who takes such a picture

You don't think sprinkling unspent shells on the carpet for a posed picture is cool?

Wow I didn’t even notice that. That’s truly awful.

He couldn't even call out Artie for snorting heroin in the bathroom during their show. He's a coward, a queer & a coon.

"Ha ha ha HOOOLLEEE SHIT a fat retarded junkie is sabotaging my paid podcast! How hilarious is THAT! Uncle Junior ha ha ha HOOOLLLEEE SHIT!"

Jew broads fight vampires? HAHAHA HOOOLYYY SHIIIIITTTT

dies of laughter while pus excretes from his pocks

he looks more like Dan Hedaya than Matrix.

He'l rant about the second amendment all night on twitter, but in reality he just wants to feel like a man.

He always claimed to have all those guns in case of a home invasion but I think he was really stocking up for a race war because he probably thought Obama was going to be like Caesar on Planet of the apes.

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I imagine the only fantasy he has about Commando is something about preteen Alyssa Milano

Who hasn't?

How in the name of fuck have I never realized that was her. Damn that little kid from commando is a poa

A young girl like CHENNY would be in real danger with Ant as her guardian.

The black kid didn't even take his lunch money, he just asked for 50 cents. Ant could have said no like a normal person, but he's a little pussy.

That little manlet can barely hold the fucking gun up.

Arnie looking like the ultimate action star and nana looking like a fucking extra from narcos

Ants the greatest argument for gun control the left has

Not one but 2 guns. Oof

john woo style baby

Anthony has always been an embarrassment to law-abiding gun owners.

The Chad; wood-and-metal with iron-sights semi-auto vs. the Virgin; mall-ninja plastic-gun with unhemmed pants.

Cum man dough

I bet the black kid asked him for $.50 like once or twice and that was enough to scare him and Carrie a deep seeded hatred of black people for the rest of his life.

Anthony's gun fantasy is finding the gun he lost after biting Dani and then fucking his prolapsed asshole with the barrel and pulling the trigger while Dani nonchalantly does Seinfeld references

My fantasy anyway, shutup

Bill Burr really nailed him that time " Anthony, you are just a little man with a gun"

Homo

Jew broads fight vampires? HAHAHA HOOOLYYY SHIIIIITTTT

dies of laughter while pus excretes from his pocks

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