Could be.. the man in the article is a convicted sex offender that was NOT a minor and our Joe Cumia is NOT a pedophile. Adds up to me. Let's all hope little Emma has enough saliva to keep him hydrated and thinking rationally.
Great bit, she was found unharmed, though, that takes away from it a little. But you couldn't know that the toddler wouldn't be found raped and murdered at the time you posted. Maybe you could provide some more link humor on genuinely depressing stories?
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1 CasperKuhn 2018-06-05
Could be.. the man in the article is a convicted sex offender that was NOT a minor and our Joe Cumia is NOT a pedophile. Adds up to me. Let's all hope little Emma has enough saliva to keep him hydrated and thinking rationally.
1 RoundImage4 2018-06-05
Great bit, she was found unharmed, though, that takes away from it a little. But you couldn't know that the toddler wouldn't be found raped and murdered at the time you posted. Maybe you could provide some more link humor on genuinely depressing stories?