At least he's not some monster, like Louie CK.

That’s a tough man sighs I mean, I’m a sex addict? I don’t think you can compare me to Louie

everything you hear on the radio is true.

It's in his book, too

Surely you're not implying that Jim "I had a few beers when I was a teenager 30 years ago and I've been in addiction recovery ever since" Norton may have been making something up to make him seem more interesting?

my word I would never.

Opie is the one who makes up constant lies, the worm at least has semi-verifiable stories.

That’s a tough one man....

I think he’s loying.

All hookers are gross. Even the ones that shower occasionally have trashy tattoos and smell like cigarettes.

The only clean hookers are the Asian ones that advertise on Craigslist. But they don't do anything but lay there. It's a lose lose situation.

i wont moralize about something like this. its still funny to me.

Can somebody help me out with how exactly American Airlines has motherhucked Jim? Did they lose his luggage or something?

First class passengers have good seats, room for all their luggage, priority boarding, lounge access. The fuck could he have possibly been complaining about?