The average male only has to be like 30 or 40 pounds over normal weight to be classified as typicall7 obese. This motherfucker is without a doubt 3rd stage morbid obesity.
I wish this unfunny, oiled-up baby lookin motherfucker would hurry up and die.. Bert Kreischer too, that unfunny fat-titted bore should leap off the Grand Canyon while telling his stupid ass "the machiiiine" story for the squig-tillionth time on the way down
42 comments
1 ghandicumia 2018-06-04
God damn he's fat
1 LamarThePotato 2018-06-04
He's already in Obese territory.
1 meatpony 2018-06-04
Trust me, he crossed that bridge ages ago.
1 senselessdegenerate 2018-06-04
He crushed that bridge there’s no going back from morbid obesity
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-06-04
A Bridge Too Fat
1 Stratahoo 2018-06-04
A Fridge Too Far
1 Ghastlycretin85 2018-06-04
Definitely morbidly obese at this stage. He's a fucking blimp.
1 okkultism 2018-06-04
The average male only has to be like 30 or 40 pounds over normal weight to be classified as typicall7 obese. This motherfucker is without a doubt 3rd stage morbid obesity.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-06-04
Fat Narcissist
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-06-04
Stavros senior.
1 Noosarama 2018-06-04
Except Bob’s funny sometimes & Stav’s just a human laugh track.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-06-04
But what about the breakfast?
1 TheKCDangler 2018-06-04
maroon pants, care of the Jim Norton collection.
1 Antiquidated 2018-06-04
Does everyone at the old Cellar table where these? Jesus fucking Christ
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-06-04
where
1 Antiquidated 2018-06-04
Fucking fuck
1 enzo_trash 2018-06-04
only the masons
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-06-04
You could make 3 Norton pants out of a Bob Kelly pant.
1 Axelfolly 2018-06-04
What an unfunny fat fuck
1 balancedchaos 2018-06-04
And he's already lasted longer than Patrice. Life is just unfair.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-06-04
Patrice had poor genetics. Sadly
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-06-04
We wuz mortal.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-06-04
[Patrice was killed by the (((Beast))). Also, grape soda].(https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sRWdhEJuqRA)
1 Osca_rg 2018-06-04
Why the fuck do you hate bobby? Him being thrashed are some of the best moments on opie and anthony ever.
1 balancedchaos 2018-06-04
I don't hate Bobby. Maybe it came across that way, but I actually worry about his weight. And obviously I miss Patrice.
1 jizzajam 2018-06-04
Maybe try eating sugar and grains?
1 thrillated 2018-06-04
After a fatal heart attack, Bob Kelly is finally pronounced death in a Chinese buffet he was eating at after a gig.
As Bob Kelly ascends to heaven, his wings working extra hard for him to reach his destination, he finally lands at the gates of heaven.
Bob Kelly: Woahhh duuuuude, is this heaven duuuude? What do I need to do to get in dudeeeee?
St. Peter: You missed it Bawby ya big fat peeeig.
1 DrSvarheeny 2018-06-04
You really wanted this to be your big moment
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-06-04
What did I miss?
1 opieisterrible 2018-06-04
Die
1 enzo_trash 2018-06-04
St. Peter: Not you..
1 Mexijesus 2018-06-04
Blob Smelly.
1 connordon94 2018-06-04
Nice size 48 waist maroon pants Blobby
1 zersch 2018-06-04
He wishes he was size 48.
I'd put money on it being closer to 60.
1 Lish_fips89 2018-06-04
Cake-O the comedian.
1 crookedmile 2018-06-04
Fat comedian without any guts
1 TARE_ME 2018-06-04
He’s got like four or five from what I can see.
1 knitro 2018-06-04
Reminder, one of the best jokes to ever come from this subreddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/6k13l0/im_robert_kelly_you_know_me_from_louie/djigal8/
Bonus joke:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/6k13l0/im_robert_kelly_you_know_me_from_louie/djih8ef/
1 crookedmile 2018-06-04
This motherfucker is wearing a painter’s drop cloth as a robe
1 TheNiceLife 2018-06-04
He is a techie but wouldn't use a count calories app. Just imagines he is perfect.
1 enzo_trash 2018-06-04
haha, what a puss-a-rooo
1 Phkna1 2018-06-04
Blawby
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-06-04
Is he reaching for himself? Get it because he's a whale, a-boooo...
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-06-04
Food is so much better than watching your kid graduate.
1 OperationPolybius 2018-06-04
Unbelievable flaming faggot. Got a blowjob from Luis J Gomez live on stage and ejaculated
1 thereisonlyonereturn 2018-06-04
I didn’t know the Kid fucked the whale and made bob
1 Chaddox710 2018-06-04
I wish this unfunny, oiled-up baby lookin motherfucker would hurry up and die.. Bert Kreischer too, that unfunny fat-titted bore should leap off the Grand Canyon while telling his stupid ass "the machiiiine" story for the squig-tillionth time on the way down
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-06-04
where
1 enzo_trash 2018-06-04
only the masons