I was more closely envisioning that big dead whale whose own decomposition gases caused it to explode open on the deck of some Japanese fishing vessel.
How does it work if you're that fat? Do you look down and think "I'm not that big" in the same way your cock always looks bigger in a photo or in the mirror than if you just look straight down? Is it just flat out denial? I honestly don't understand how someone can let themself get that fat.
32 comments
1 Snake_____86 2018-06-04
What a fucking mess.
1 PassProtect15 2018-06-04
It's shocking that he has so much energy on stage. If I was that size, I think I'd need to be in constant need of naps.
1 KangolVos 2018-06-04
And napKINS! Folks...lemme tell ya...
1 thrillated 2018-06-04
Holy fucking shit. Bobby truly loves food more than being alive for his family.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-06-04
It’s almost as if he is a real addict, unlike James Nordin.
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-06-04
This is only his 6th fat, guys..layoff
1 SpudsCuckley 2018-06-04
I feel bad for his kid, that’s gonna grow up without a father & for the pallbearers that are gonna have to carry this fucker.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-06-04
When you're over 200 pounds they cut you into sections and stack smaller coffins on top of another in the grave.
1 Sharpfeaturedman 2018-06-04
I was more closely envisioning that big dead whale whose own decomposition gases caused it to explode open on the deck of some Japanese fishing vessel.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-06-04
They need mining machinery
1 Dennyislife 2018-06-04
Is he performing in the round?
Or is he always this fat?
GEDDIT
1 Soriano33alfonso 2018-06-04
Yuck, he looks like a Fat Queen.
1 Axelfolly 2018-06-04
Yes but that's only because he is a fat queen
1 HappensHappen 2018-06-04
He's dying.
1 JustPooch 2018-06-04
"Eating right and exercising doesn't work for me" - Bob Kelly.
At this rate the selfish fuck will drop dead of a heart attack in front of his kid like James Gandolfini. He's never been this fat.
1 LoloTheRogan 2018-06-04
Come on .you know how hard it is to cut down the marscipone cheese and pork belly to three times a week?
1 HappensHappen 2018-06-04
Nice abandoning your child alone in a foreign country, stupid.
1 bigstephen420 2018-06-04
Did he hire the same gay guy Norton goes to for fashion advice, or did he just borrow his pants?
1 DapperDan0979 2018-06-04
It always surprises me when you see how short Bobby is.
Poor bastard, I like him, I hope he gets his shit together.
1 BergStonewall 2018-06-04
He won't.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-06-04
That's probably good for him, isn't it? Better to be a short fat fuck than a giant fat fuck. Andre the Giant didn't live to 47, Bob Kelly has.
1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-06-04
Is it better to be 7'4" 560 lbs, or 4'7" 560lbs?
1 kaseius1 2018-06-04
From Grenoble, France!
1 SlimWiggins 2018-06-04
That doesn’t look healthy
1 Osca_rg 2018-06-04
Ralphie may was fatter but bobbys fatness is still more shocking.
1 crappedinmyhat 2018-06-04
He could get up early and walk in shopping mall hallways but the grandmas and grandpas would chortle and point.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-06-04
Bob Kelly looks like a shorter version of Boy George:
http://www.spetteguless.it/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/100707Z3_ODOWD_B-GR_01.jpg
1 McGowan9 2018-06-04
How does it work if you're that fat? Do you look down and think "I'm not that big" in the same way your cock always looks bigger in a photo or in the mirror than if you just look straight down? Is it just flat out denial? I honestly don't understand how someone can let themself get that fat.
1 berserka-cawk 2018-06-04
The buckle fuses to the belly fat. Hence, no belt.
1 havingmadfun 2018-06-04
Pretty empty in that audience
1 LoloTheRogan 2018-06-04
Low attendance to a show with the bloobb jelly and rish vosh NO WAY .
1 ucfgavin 2018-06-04
Bobby....come on man
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-06-04
ya gotcha empty crowd duuuude