Opie is on Grinder

14  2018-06-03 by OAUK

10 comments

Okay, Faggot. What's next?

OAUK is on Grindr

Tap me up, boys!

Leave him alone

Good one, Chip.

Keep your head on a swivel lambchop sniff

This concept is funny as fuck at first glance, but the reality is you're now just going to be spending hours having sexually charged conversations with middle aged queens and young twink prostitutes.

Which likely isn't a departure from your normal Sunday afternoon.

I will give Opie his due that so far he has really put some numbers up on Grinder and seems to be a success in the community. But you’re right, a lot of guys just wanna show me their cock and wanna fuck right now.

"Funny as fuck" glance again jizz rag.

Let's put this into perspective.

You, a real life human being, downloaded an app mainly used for closeted gay men to anonymously hook up with other closeted gay men. THEN you made a Facebook profile for the former host of a radio show that was funny for about 15 minutes 10 years ago. Then you actually engaged in conversation with gay men so that you could what? Impress strangers on the saddest corner of the internet?

You should really just off yourself. Make sure you do it outside though. No one wants to have to clean that shit up.

No, lets see how far he's willing to take this.

Don’t need a Facebook profile for Grinder. These guys like it as promiscuous as possible, God bless. Making a Grinder account is the easiest thing ever. You would know if you were a fun guy.