I can but only when it's a dark brown penis so obviously my eyes are usually closed when one of those is there because I'm busy passionately slathering it with my Christ-murdering spittle.
As a staunch librarian, how do you feel about late fees or fines for damaged books? Are they legit, or are they akin to putting people in a cage, maaan.
We need ancap, because if my neighbor's sex slaves escapes and is bleeding on my lawn, I can just hit her with the flame thrower without getting government involved.
Does it still bother you that Lauren was more into a character Jim Norton cooked up than you? You were basically the consolation prize since Jim likes "questionables"?
29 comments
1 Yaseetheo 2018-06-02
Why do you smuggle cum in your butt?
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-06-02
There's only so much room in my stupid gay stomach.
1 AfricanRapeGuy 2018-06-02
As a libertarian what are your thoughts on fucking children?
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-06-02
Do wet dreams count as a thought?
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-06-02
Did you not read? He’s a librarian. Not a libertarian.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-06-02
Why can't you make your eyes focus on the same object at once
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-06-02
I can but only when it's a dark brown penis so obviously my eyes are usually closed when one of those is there because I'm busy passionately slathering it with my Christ-murdering spittle.
1 TARE_ME 2018-06-02
If you've ever dealt with a chin like that... you'd know.
Like looking at the sun and the moon at the same time
1 PhilipMarma 2018-06-02
As a staunch librarian, how do you feel about late fees or fines for damaged books? Are they legit, or are they akin to putting people in a cage, maaan.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-06-02
Finally a serious question.
Long answer: it depends on whether the government is involved in handing out the fines.
Short answer: My anus is a group home for gay teenagers.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-06-02
Punitive fines are ok.
1 Superbad415 2018-06-02
Has a warlock cursed you and took your voice? How come i never hear you talk. Not complaining, jus curious.
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1 NainanMyersDickfield 2018-06-02
It appears that comedian Tom Myers has more hits than you on Spotify. Would it be fair to say that the free market decided he is far funnier than you?
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-06-02
Looks like Dave needs a comedy hit transplant
1 LoloTheRogan 2018-06-02
Maaaaaaaan the fact that you don't grasp NAP make question your librarian leanings. Is Ron Paul Jesus or is he like Mohammed a pillow bitter????
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2018-06-02
That [turnip headed nigga] tellin it like it is.
1 SibHashian13 2018-06-02
Anarchy maaaan. Taxation is theft bro
1 ManbadFerrara 2018-06-02
What the fuck is going on under your nose in this picture, dried boogers/blood or something?
1 CryptoZappa 2018-06-02
We need ancap, because if my neighbor's sex slaves escapes and is bleeding on my lawn, I can just hit her with the flame thrower without getting government involved.
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-06-02
Dan Smith...BYU
1 drudrudrudru 2018-06-02
Torque (construction noise) leuith nevada State penitentiary
1 TARE_ME 2018-06-02
Dave "I still plug a nine-month old "special"" Smith.
Brought to you by LED college dorm flex lights.
1 Opesterino 2018-06-02
Woke Dave Smith
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-06-02
why economy bad?
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-06-02
Isn't that fred Smith?
1 VandalGay 2018-06-02
"Boobs? Nah, I'm more of a moon-chin man myself." - Dave "pile of shit" Smith
1 hSUitMSi 2018-06-02
i've noticed that you were born with a cleft palate. to what extent was your family burdened by what were likely expensive and frequent surgeries?
1 no_one_inparticular 2018-06-02
Is it too true you jerk off raw to pictures of Ayn Rand?
1 Ippi_Boy 2018-06-02
Does it still bother you that Lauren was more into a character Jim Norton cooked up than you? You were basically the consolation prize since Jim likes "questionables"?