I wish those were sticks of dynamite

Is there any other reason for a non-smoker to suck on an enormous brown nicotine stick for an hour?

I wish Bert’s was dynamite. I like Bwabby. I hope he isn’t hurt by Bert’s skull shrapnel.

I like blobby too and wish him nothing but success and stomach staples

[removed]

I'm a husky guy who smokes cigars. Do we really look like this? Time for a fucking change.

Is bert kreischer a kike? Probably

No just redneck Florida trash

You've got a bad attitude, mister

How dare you assume my gender identity you privileged heterozygous bigot. #FreeHillary

I was illegally streaming the movie "Unsane" the other night. Imagine my surprise when Fat Bawby Kelly showed up dressed like a fat cop.

Almost choked on the Panera meal I brought home from work. It's a good movie too.

Just reported you to corporate. Assistant shift supervisor, here I come!

Based snitch.

Gotta keep your head on a swivel, brothaman.

How is Unsane? I've thought about checking it out, but Soderberg movies are hit and miss.

I liked it. If you like psychological thriller/horror movies give it a try.

Also Bob Kelly's in it. So there's that.

I’ve come around on Bert. His stand up still isn’t very good and his shirtless gimmick is certainly tired But he’s great on various podcasts and shows. Good in small dosages especially

The high pitched fake voice doesn’t bother you? Do you have ears?

I see keto has failed blubbbers

I'm seeing double here!

Eight fatties

I see you're drinking what I'm drinking.

A real couple of fat fucks.

“I’m smoking a bat” I wish one was on the side of your head

Cigars that big will fuck you up, and make you puke if you're on an empty stomach.

I need to have a cigar this weekend.

I used to really like Bert.

What the fuck was my problem?

[removed]

I love how these Table guys say they're tough customers and they can sniff out bullshit a mile away but they all embrace Burt "the hack" Kreischer