Anthony folds his hand and gets up from the table, telling the other players he's going to grab a drink. As he walks tentatively and clenched across the linoleum floor to the fridge he diverts and catches the attention of his teenage girlfriend, slumped on a leather sofa chair in a tanktop and boy-shorts. She rises to meet her beau in conversation. "Turn it off, babe, it's itching!", Anthony whispers as he passes in a fleeting manner. At the fridge, he reaches past a souring bowl of caponata to grasp an ice cold can of Guinness from the fridge and returns to the game, adjusting his boxer shorts on his return.
A clipping from Daego Dreams: A Long Island Fairytale by Colin Quinn, to be released in 2019.
Seems healthy and stable. He’s so fucking stupid. He could have invested that money in real estate and hire a competent property management company. Could make way more money, enjoy his life, and have some privacy. He’s so needy for attention it’s disgusting.
He is an old guy. Without friends or family to text, call, go to dinner with, or connect on facebook. These tweets are his only meaningful social outlet for him.
The skin of a colored
The face of a sponge
The hair of a nana
The sexuality of a shamed queeb
And the personality of a teenage girl trying to mimic “the guys” with shallow understanding of male culture and only 3 repeated interests
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I don't know how he has the stamina to do it. I can barely summon the interest to Tweet more than a few times a week. Every time I log in it's a contest to see who can express the highest level of ideological indignation.
26 comments
1 EdguhMellencamp 2018-06-02
What would you be without your Twitter and your vibrating egg, Anth? Nothing.
1 DoubleGuns 2018-06-02
A clipping from Daego Dreams: A Long Island Fairytale by Colin Quinn, to be released in 2019.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-06-02
But isn't that photo of his avatar, avatar is supposed to mean he can't speak anymore?
1 Applesauceinmypants 2018-06-02
Must be using less xanax and more of whatever Artie left in a shoebox in the bathroom.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-06-02
You forgot the arms, ya DOPE
1 WhatTooReal 2018-06-02
Oh yeah? I have better things to do with my time (fucking hot bitches, rollerskating) than care what some fag on reddit says about my PS skills.
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-06-02
Username checks out, amirite, you guys?
FAWK YEAH
1 NotAlaskan 2018-06-02
Suck my ass
1 JustPooch 2018-06-02
That's a fucking odd existance. Paints a pretty pathetic picture of what his life is like behind doors.
1 turdstew 2018-06-02
1943, also the year of his birth
1 Mikekekeke 2018-06-02
Ant's birth set in motion events that led to the good guys losing WWII.
1 DennisFalconePunch 2018-06-02
1943, or as he calls it, the year when everything started going downhill (because he pretends to be white, you see)
1 anonimescu 2018-06-02
Well, he's not wrong.
1 SamsHairLine 2018-06-02
Seems healthy and stable. He’s so fucking stupid. He could have invested that money in real estate and hire a competent property management company. Could make way more money, enjoy his life, and have some privacy. He’s so needy for attention it’s disgusting.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-06-02
Jeez he really is a spook through and through
1 246h8 2018-06-02
Pocky's got some quick fingers. No arthritis for the man from the Greatest Generation.
1 ofimmsl 2018-06-02
He is an old guy. Without friends or family to text, call, go to dinner with, or connect on facebook. These tweets are his only meaningful social outlet for him.
1 WiretapStudios 2018-06-02
Meaningful to him maybe, but ultimately they don't fulfill him.
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-06-02
How lonely is he to feel compelled to reach out for human contact 60+ times per day? It’s almost pathological.
1 SibHashian13 2018-06-02
Well what do u expect him to do? He only works two hours a day...
1 Fightingrooster 2018-06-02
The skin of a colored The face of a sponge The hair of a nana The sexuality of a shamed queeb And the personality of a teenage girl trying to mimic “the guys” with shallow understanding of male culture and only 3 repeated interests
Anthony is a really interesting person
1 erocktober 2018-06-02
Congoid Cumia
1 Chicken_Buttholes 2018-06-02
100% real nigger
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1 GreatGrandini 2018-06-02
hardly on twitter
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-06-02
Tell him to behave
1 drudrudrudru 2018-06-02
That’s a lot of tweets. He really is addicted to it.
1 jofreal 2018-06-02
I don't know how he has the stamina to do it. I can barely summon the interest to Tweet more than a few times a week. Every time I log in it's a contest to see who can express the highest level of ideological indignation.
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-06-02
Username checks out, amirite, you guys?
FAWK YEAH