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You should anyway and join the legion of Gomites. It's only a little less gay than proud boys and chip army but enough so you can look down on those retards and make fun of them.
I subscribe to enough things. But I've seen Louis perform in New York and he's a very nice guy. No comedian is worth "following" but I do wish him all the best.
Being a part of some minor celebrity's army is one of the dumbest things you can be on the internet. If you unironically call yourself a gomite or a Proud Boy you deserve to be shot.
Ladybird was the first good thing she did in 30 years. She’s questionable, but it looks like she actually made an effort and didn’ just wait for Roseanne to lift her up.
Don't go to the entertainment industry if you don't want your income to be dependent on the whims of absolute nutjobs. It's inherently transient work. It's also nonessential and I have no sympathy for someone getting paid $5000/week to eat Chex Mix getting the short end of the stick.
Why is she upset... We all know its those filthy Jews and their PC Faggot Leftwing ballwashers who keep down White-y! Rogan could truly help her understand we are all Chimps not just the Blackies. "Jamie pull up the video!"
How can Rogan seem like such a reasonable person on some days and then believe in absolute hooey (pardon my language) on other days.
It’s like, he’s vastly more intelligent than Opie, Ant, Jim, or Sam, but even those four are smart enough to not believe in the ‘stoned ape theory,’ whatever the fuck that is.
the ‘stoned ape theory,’ whatever the fuck that is.
Early humans were running out of food, so they ate magic mushrooms. That caused them to trip and they started to talk and have orgies and understand each other more intimately. It's a bunch of hooey and was proposed by a huge stoner that was articulate and mystical, so Rogan bought it. Now, though, he seems to be treating it like a good parable. Like people that defend the Bible as analogous and not literal after it becomes clear to them it's bullshit but they still want to be religious.
According to researchers, our brains are more advanced than the brains of apes because of NOTCH2NL, a gene we don't share with apes.
These human-only genes are typically created when bits of DNA accidentally get duplicated. Duplication creates backup copies of existing genes, which are then free to mutate with impunity and take on new roles. In this way, duplication events provide fresh fuel for evolution.
Getting stabbed in the back by those ungrateful actors like her "son" DJ who couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag and the others must have been a gut punch. If not for her they'd all never had made any real money. Ingrates.
I thought it was funny that the insignificant zero who played Darlene’s daughter tried to quit after Roseanne made her comment, but before Roseanne was fired. That’s a great move! Roseanne was the second highest rated show of the season and still nobody knows or cares who the fuck that girl is!
Best thing Roseanne can do is jump into that massive volcano she lives close to in Hawai, and hopefully her mass will quieten that shit down. Win win all around, am I right folks!
62 comments
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-06-01
Brutal on her? What did think was going to happen?
1 CasinoIndian 2018-06-01
Wow... imagine if John Goodman outlives Roseanne.
1 Belchides 2018-06-01
tsss that would be good, man.
1 thatskelp 2018-06-01
HOMERUN!
1 Bams_seed 2018-06-01
Fat people always making excuses
1 loperetti 2018-06-01
Organs fat?
1 rsroot 2018-06-01
So very close...
1 enzo_trash 2018-06-01
Poor millionaire
I hope she finds peace in her mansion
1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-06-01
She has plenty of Ambien, so she’s good.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-06-01
Hope she finds peace, MMMMAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN.
1 Suibu 2018-06-01
A bong hit? Jeez how high are you?
1 PhilipMarma 2018-06-01
Rogan dodged a bullet.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-06-01
Seriously. Some celebrities are wacky from having ass kissers but Roseanne is actually crazy.
1 cbanks420lol 2018-06-01
It would've looked bad for Joe if she went on there and started ranting about 'niggers & jews'.
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1 cbanks420lol 2018-06-01
Thanks for protecting me, Chipbot.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-06-01
It would finally be a reason to listen to his podcast though, shame.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-06-01
If he were a few inches taller, that bullet would have landed square between the eyes.
1 PassProtect15 2018-06-01
No surprise. She deleted the tweet saying she'd come on and he made no mention of her appearing on the show during the Kevin Smith interview.
1 xyniphis 2018-06-01
He said she would be on today during the first 20 mins of the kevin smith podcasy
1 kelsec 2018-06-01
Wait what? They talked about Roseanne for like 20 minutes.
1 Sockucucka 2018-06-01
She should go on LoS and sit there while Louis screams jewnigger for an hour straight.
1 deegan258 2018-06-01
Honestly, I'd probably subscribe if that happened.
1 Sockucucka 2018-06-01
You should anyway and join the legion of Gomites. It's only a little less gay than proud boys and chip army but enough so you can look down on those retards and make fun of them.
1 deegan258 2018-06-01
I subscribe to enough things. But I've seen Louis perform in New York and he's a very nice guy. No comedian is worth "following" but I do wish him all the best.
1 aTwinkForFez 2018-06-01
"following"
who are you quoting? retard
1 deegan258 2018-06-01
Being a part of some minor celebrity's army is one of the dumbest things you can be on the internet. If you unironically call yourself a gomite or a Proud Boy you deserve to be shot.
1 fatnakedninja 2018-06-01
I’m living the Pest life
1 brmlb 2018-06-01
it’s her fault a whole bunch of people lost their jobs, and she deserves to feel bad
1 joeythew 2018-06-01
If not for her they'd never had those jobs to begin with. Not going to shed one tear for them.
1 brmlb 2018-06-01
yea you’re right....fuck ‘em
1 fatnakedninja 2018-06-01
Everyone of them, besides John Goodman, road her coat tails right back into obscurity for a 2nd time. Right where they belong.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-06-01
Didn't Ladybird drop before the reboot?
1 fatnakedninja 2018-06-01
Ladybird was the first good thing she did in 30 years. She’s questionable, but it looks like she actually made an effort and didn’ just wait for Roseanne to lift her up.
1 shitloadofshit 2018-06-01
Laurie Metcalf is an extremely highly regarded and accomplished stage actress and has been working consistently all this time.
1 loperetti 2018-06-01
That is something to think about, imagne having to nervously check your bosses twitter everyday.
1 LittleBittyBigJohn 2018-06-01
Don't go to the entertainment industry if you don't want your income to be dependent on the whims of absolute nutjobs. It's inherently transient work. It's also nonessential and I have no sympathy for someone getting paid $5000/week to eat Chex Mix getting the short end of the stick.
1 WestStarKinger666 2018-06-01
Why is she upset... We all know its those filthy Jews and their PC Faggot Leftwing ballwashers who keep down White-y! Rogan could truly help her understand we are all Chimps not just the Blackies. "Jamie pull up the video!"
1 FuhWyPeepo 2018-06-01
I dont see the comparison to this and the subjugation of white folk
1 HappensHappen 2018-06-01
How can Rogan seem like such a reasonable person on some days and then believe in absolute hooey (pardon my language) on other days.
It’s like, he’s vastly more intelligent than Opie, Ant, Jim, or Sam, but even those four are smart enough to not believe in the ‘stoned ape theory,’ whatever the fuck that is.
1 MAGAUSA1776 2018-06-01
Stoned ape theory is an extremely racist Reefer Madness era research paper.
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2018-06-01
Early humans were running out of food, so they ate magic mushrooms. That caused them to trip and they started to talk and have orgies and understand each other more intimately. It's a bunch of hooey and was proposed by a huge stoner that was articulate and mystical, so Rogan bought it. Now, though, he seems to be treating it like a good parable. Like people that defend the Bible as analogous and not literal after it becomes clear to them it's bullshit but they still want to be religious.
1 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2018-06-01
According to researchers, our brains are more advanced than the brains of apes because of NOTCH2NL, a gene we don't share with apes.
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/05/a-new-genetic-clue-to-how-our-brains-got-so-big/561602/?utm_source=twb
1 Thelonius16 2018-06-01
It’s called Jim and Fred.
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-06-01
Penn Jillette you giant aids patient child fucker
1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-06-01
It's definitely brutal joe... she had a punchers chance but the opponent was just an animal.
1 joeythew 2018-06-01
Getting stabbed in the back by those ungrateful actors like her "son" DJ who couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag and the others must have been a gut punch. If not for her they'd all never had made any real money. Ingrates.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-06-01
DJ was absolutely terrible on the show. They should have killed him off or wrote him off like they did the youngest kid nobody cared about.
1 Moxson4 2018-06-01
I thought it was funny that the insignificant zero who played Darlene’s daughter tried to quit after Roseanne made her comment, but before Roseanne was fired. That’s a great move! Roseanne was the second highest rated show of the season and still nobody knows or cares who the fuck that girl is!
1 consensualsexnovd 2018-06-01
www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/06/01/abc-reportedly-looking-to-reboot-roseanne-with-focus-on-sara-gilbert.amp.html
1 consensualsexnovd 2018-06-01
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/06/01/abc-reportedly-looking-to-reboot-roseanne-with-focus-on-sara-gilbert.html
1 Moxson4 2018-06-01
Oh Great, the liberal Dyke from The View. That sounds excellent!
1 consensualsexnovd 2018-06-01
Who's the liberal dyke from the view?
1 Moxson4 2018-06-01
Sara Gilbert
1 consensualsexnovd 2018-06-01
She wasnt on the view she's the girl from Roseanne you're talking about
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-01
This Moxson4 character is a bit off-kilter because he has allergies.
1 ManHash 2018-06-01
She is/was however on "The Talk" - the even edgier show about women taking on the news of the day and getting applause for being brave.
1 Moxson4 2018-06-01
Someone posted a link about a Roseanne reboot featuring Sara Gilbert. That’s why I mentioned...Sara Gilbert!
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-06-01
Unless you had the unfortunate displeasure of being a fan of Shameless.
1 Rock-Coat 2018-06-01
Best thing Roseanne can do is jump into that massive volcano she lives close to in Hawai, and hopefully her mass will quieten that shit down. Win win all around, am I right folks!
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-01
You're supposed to drop sexy virgins in volcanos to quiet them. Dropping in a Roseanne would cause the volcano gods to smite us all.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-06-01
Tss tss Roseanne? Why not tulipbetty or sumfin i dunno. Tss tss
1 PelicanWhoFucksHorse 2018-06-01
I hope Joe can find his car keys on the counter. It's been pretty hard on him since they removed the step stool. He's just going to step up and reach.
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1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-06-01
It would finally be a reason to listen to his podcast though, shame.
1 fatnakedninja 2018-06-01
Everyone of them, besides John Goodman, road her coat tails right back into obscurity for a 2nd time. Right where they belong.
1 rsroot 2018-06-01
So very close...