Artie gets 4 years of probation and a week of community service

6  2018-06-01 by loscrenshaw

for gobs of heroin. Our judicial system is perfect.

9 comments

1  no_one_inparticular 2018-06-01

Hahahaha You actually thought consequences aren't just for the little people. Hahahahaha

1  loscrenshaw 2018-06-01

I think he's getting off easy. Judge probably knows he'll be back in there in no time

1  consensualsexnovd 2018-06-01

Roundabout death sentence by leaving him free. Not as lenient as it seems.

1  PhilipMarma 2018-06-01

The question: will he live long enough to violate his probation?

1  Blackmonkfish 2018-06-01

4 years till he can do junk again? I’ll take the under

1  erickz123 2018-06-01

I'd take the Under on the 4 years parlayed with an OD.

1  BeerCanThick 2018-06-01

I firmly believe that everybody deserves a 79th chance.

1  Jungies 2018-06-01

The guy was caught with a trafficable quantity of heroin, admitted to using while awaiting sentencing, skipped out on court dates, and at one point snorted drugs live on-stage...

I've left out the time he was busted using drugs in a parking garage somewhere in the middle of all that, haven't I?

1  Jungies 2018-06-01

So is New Jersey just one big GTA-style DMZ/themepark? Do they enforce any laws at all over there?