Jim and his body by GRIDS is proof enough that he isn't feeling women at all

Going wayback with the GRIDS reference. Vury Guud.

There are mutants here other than myself that use it too.

This has got to be a more debasing payday for her than pretending to enjoy Facial Abuse. RIP Wanker Wang.

dod she ever do facial abuse?

With Terence Stump as General Dod, no less. Needless to say, she knelt before him.

damn, thanks, now I got something to look for

Never listened to J&S but why is she on every other week?

sam's wife said the same thing

There goes another grand

She gets paid to tongue punch anus on camera, but this has to be a new low of humiliation for the cunt.

I refuse to believe Sam has ever fucked

If it weren't for his mom giving him blowey joey's his entire childhood he would have never had sexual contact with another human being.

Sam used his 'Macho Man with Karate Chop Action' to fling his drippy cum into his wife's vagina from a safe distance to get her pregnant.

He had one eye on his Jordans while this happened

There it is

Line of the day

Hold on hold on let's go to a caller I had some better lines earlier on go ahead snowayyy

Diiiip

I don't know, I can imagine him Cosbying some interns.

Sam said once his ejaculate dribbles/gurgles out slowly. I doubt he can get a full erection.

What a disaster of a human.

Sam fucks

The only way Sam can cum is with his mother gently milking him and whispering what a special guy he is in his ear. The moment he makes a whiny little grunt, she guides his misshapen shrimp into Jess, making eye-contact with her and repeating to her how lucky she is to have Sam's seed. His pale belly jiggles twice and she then removes him to lick off the icky girl germs. His Dad sits in the corner silently watching while stroking his mustache. Jess cries.

The more he attempts to deny it, the more it is true. Jess definitely reads all this and is taking notes. Bye Sammy.

Poor Jess.

I cant remember correctly but why is this bitch allowed in SiriusXM? Didn't she physically assault a SiriusXM employee at a Jim and Sam live show?

Building security mistook her for bladderwrack a common, slimy, brown algae found in the Atlantic ocean, and figured it could do little harm to let her upstairs.

Why the need to deny?!

Is there a problem behind the scenes?

Guys... He's weirded out by the idea of eating a steak.

You REALLY think he fucked a spic?

You telling me old Sammy Fag Panties is into brown ass shoogah?

Did you ever consider Sam might have been "Jazzing It Up" when he claimed to have gone out with a string of black girls

I honestly can't see it

(((white)))

Slow down there, partner.

I'd fuck Mary Jean, lets be honest here.