How did your parents die? I died swinging from a rope.

0  2018-06-01 by thats-the-bit

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"No, nothing's wrong, just stay in the living room and I'll handle it" - steve c to his wife, from the dying room

No-no-no-no-no-no-no

If I ever hang myself, I will do it on my wedding anniversary, just to stick it to my bitch wife.

Selfish idiot.

I’m sure his wife and kid are fine.

He could’ve at least taken Opie or Danny with him.

Actually, if you say he died dancing - at the end of a rope, it adds a little more dignity to his exit.

Also, when you die all bodily functions come loose, so can you imagine the mess that fat selfish shitbag left for his family to clean up while he was hanging there dripping?