Remember the feeling of tuning in to the OnA show and found out that it was gonna be a nopie show that day? Pure joy that I have something good to listen to!
All I'm saying is you're not Italian if you live anywhere other than Italy. I'm not going to listen to this garbage. Norton is terrible and Joe is worse.
I get a real big kick for some reason of using some unfunny comedians material and delivering it differently and being bigger than said comedian. Anyway good work.
Some of the snippets in this are infuriating. To evaluate and philosophise about your flaws like that and do zero to address them or work on it, there's sense this sickening of hubris to it
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2 onemancrimespree 2018-06-01
I don't even think I know what Joe sounds like and I just imagine this to be how he talks.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2018-06-01
The funniest thing about these is that the real Joe doesn't even have an accent
1 RoughNutsMcBuff 2018-06-01
Everybody has an accent.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-06-01
It's a Christmas miracle!
1 flip0pilf 2018-06-01
Woo!
1 Subeck 2018-06-01
I love how you disappear then reappear out of nowhere and drop another masterpiece
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-06-01
Gabagoosh! Fucking love this bit. Is the Yimmy audio from the Tits fight? Just trying to figure out if you put a phone filter over it or something.
1 commissarjb 2018-06-01
Some of it definitely is. I recognize the "apology tour" line.
1 RetardedNiggerHitler 2018-06-01
Hell yeah porsalin, so the truce with Joe is off?
1 porsalin 2018-06-01
I just can't quit Joe
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2018-06-01
Please don’t , ever..... Thank you for your service.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-06-01
Yesss I was waiting for the mention of Joe's shitty antique etsy dresser way to deliver
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-06-01
So youre like a... baby boy...
1 Ichise-san 2018-06-01
PAAHDKEEEEEST
1 boogsuge 2018-06-01
This is some of ur best work
1 enzo_trash 2018-06-01
joe matt-a-Reeese
1 cbanks420lol 2018-06-01
I don't know what Joe Matarese's real voice sounds like. I assume it's exactly like you but not funny.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-06-01
Animator by day, podcast impressionist by night.
1 Stud_beaner_69 2018-06-01
Remember the feeling of tuning in to the OnA show and found out that it was gonna be a nopie show that day? Pure joy that I have something good to listen to!
1 HudsonMargera 2018-06-01
I was also worried that the Etsy dresser wasn't going to be mentioned but when it finally was, I laughed my ass off.
1 olgravylegs 2018-06-01
One of the best ones. Princess Alena is now permanently Thor Ragnarok in my mind
1 commissarjb 2018-06-01
I like how Joe started the show talking in third person and then faded away from it.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-06-01
Classic Matarese commitment.
1 GWARscientist 2018-06-01
"Friendzoned by HeMan & his power sword."
They don't write em better than that.
1 thrillated 2018-06-01
"So I hear you're dating Thor Ragnarok"
Porsalin, as I've always said, is 100% talented.
1 danTHEdick 2018-06-01
Just a couple of fags. Talkin' fag shit.
1 RacksDiciprine 2018-06-01
Man I hope you are doing a bit
1 danTHEdick 2018-06-01
It's a country, dummy.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-06-01
I know there are a few signs that make this look like joe matarese interviewing him Norton for 7 minutes, but that's not exactly what it is
1 danTHEdick 2018-06-01
All I'm saying is you're not Italian if you live anywhere other than Italy. I'm not going to listen to this garbage. Norton is terrible and Joe is worse.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-06-01
Ok it's a bit
1 danTHEdick 2018-06-01
Joe Matarese is 100% not Italian < New (not a bit) T-Shirts
1 jewniggercuck 2018-06-01
You're over explaining...
Joe can't be 100% Italian because he's half a fag!
1 Wolosocu 2018-06-01
I am 100% sincere when I say these make me laugh more than Opie's, Anth's or Jim's show.
1 KangolVos 2018-06-01
And he distresses a mean piece of furniture.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-06-01
Kisses, Porsie 😘
1 knitro 2018-06-01
chaturbate multisexual
glam rock dolph lundgren
howling
1 dhort13 2018-06-01
I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-06-01
Norton: "That's a rough one man, my sobriety needs work."
Thanks for unearthing some of the most hatable audio of the worm.
1 ChippySez 2018-06-01
Jam Morken and Thor Ragnarok
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-06-01
We would all suck your dick one at a time the same way we would with Big Dick Dennis Falcone at this point.
1 enzo_trash 2018-06-01
Don’t speak for the board A3
I’d tongue his asshole
1 Opesterino 2018-06-01
got that fucking scummbag
1 1Bison 2018-06-01
this is funny
1 imcrapyall 2018-06-01
I get a real big kick for some reason of using some unfunny comedians material and delivering it differently and being bigger than said comedian. Anyway good work.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-06-01
hell yeah dude
1 OpiesInnerCircle 2018-06-01
OMG!!!! Thank you!!!!
1 RoundImage4 2018-06-01
You are funny, but do you have to be so mean?
1 consensualsexnovd 2018-06-01
Clicks start, sees 7:27 seconds left, "fawk porsalin went all in this time"
1 kingship75 2018-06-01
Bravo, u/porsalin ....fawkin' brav-O! sniff
1 dirtmerchant1980 2018-06-01
I love a good matarese beating. I’ve still never heard his standup.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-06-01
"Addiction is just an empty promise."
What an empty and meaningless platitude.
1 Hassan_iBlackSabbath 2018-06-01
"why are you paying tokens to some glam rock Dolph Lundgren?"
1 FloggingTheHorses 2018-06-01
Some of the snippets in this are infuriating. To evaluate and philosophise about your flaws like that and do zero to address them or work on it, there's sense this sickening of hubris to it
1 porsalin 2018-06-01
I seriously disliked making this for that reason.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-06-01
what was the source audio? At the end sounds like he got into a tiff with the interviewer. Sounds juicy, wanna hear it in full
1 porsalin 2018-06-01
Some from the opie fight, I think the rest from the advice show - just random episodes
1 KangolVos 2018-06-01
Look at those pill bottles.
1 schmuckOnWheels 2018-06-01
I didn't know Joe Materese sounded like Mike Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
1 aRTie02150 2018-06-01
Let's hear it for u/Porsalin
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-06-01
These are the best. I bet you a million bucks Jimmy hears this and still laughs his ass off, even though it's busting his balls.
1 StuntPeckah 2018-06-01
Great work, as always, but needs more commercials for his furniture restoration "business" on Etsy.
1 porsalin 2018-06-01
I just can't quit Joe
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2018-06-01
Please don’t , ever..... Thank you for your service.