100% Italian with 'Joe Matarese' 017 // JIM NORTON

205  2018-06-01 by porsalin

59 comments

I don't even think I know what Joe sounds like and I just imagine this to be how he talks.

The funniest thing about these is that the real Joe doesn't even have an accent

the real Joe doesn't even have an accent

Everybody has an accent.

It's a Christmas miracle!

Woo!

I love how you disappear then reappear out of nowhere and drop another masterpiece

Gabagoosh! Fucking love this bit. Is the Yimmy audio from the Tits fight? Just trying to figure out if you put a phone filter over it or something.

Some of it definitely is. I recognize the "apology tour" line.

Hell yeah porsalin, so the truce with Joe is off?

I just can't quit Joe

Please don’t , ever..... Thank you for your service.

Yesss I was waiting for the mention of Joe's shitty antique etsy dresser way to deliver

So youre like a... baby boy...

PAAHDKEEEEEST

This is some of ur best work

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I don't know what Joe Matarese's real voice sounds like. I assume it's exactly like you but not funny.

Animator by day, podcast impressionist by night.

Remember the feeling of tuning in to the OnA show and found out that it was gonna be a nopie show that day? Pure joy that I have something good to listen to!

I was also worried that the Etsy dresser wasn't going to be mentioned but when it finally was, I laughed my ass off.

One of the best ones. Princess Alena is now permanently Thor Ragnarok in my mind

I like how Joe started the show talking in third person and then faded away from it.

Classic Matarese commitment.

"Friendzoned by HeMan & his power sword."

They don't write em better than that.

"So I hear you're dating Thor Ragnarok"

Porsalin, as I've always said, is 100% talented.

Just a couple of fags. Talkin' fag shit.

Man I hope you are doing a bit

It's a country, dummy.

I know there are a few signs that make this look like joe matarese interviewing him Norton for 7 minutes, but that's not exactly what it is

All I'm saying is you're not Italian if you live anywhere other than Italy. I'm not going to listen to this garbage. Norton is terrible and Joe is worse.

Ok it's a bit

Joe Matarese is 100% not Italian < New (not a bit) T-Shirts

You're over explaining...
Joe can't be 100% Italian because he's half a fag!

I am 100% sincere when I say these make me laugh more than Opie's, Anth's or Jim's show.

And he distresses a mean piece of furniture.

Kisses, Porsie 😘

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glam rock dolph lundgren

howling

I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis

Norton: "That's a rough one man, my sobriety needs work."

Thanks for unearthing some of the most hatable audio of the worm.

Jam Morken and Thor Ragnarok

We would all suck your dick one at a time the same way we would with Big Dick Dennis Falcone at this point.

Don’t speak for the board A3

I’d tongue his asshole

got that fucking scummbag

this is funny

I get a real big kick for some reason of using some unfunny comedians material and delivering it differently and being bigger than said comedian. Anyway good work.

hell yeah dude

OMG!!!! Thank you!!!!

You are funny, but do you have to be so mean?

Clicks start, sees 7:27 seconds left, "fawk porsalin went all in this time"

Bravo, u/porsalin ....fawkin' brav-O! sniff

I love a good matarese beating. I’ve still never heard his standup.

"Addiction is just an empty promise."

What an empty and meaningless platitude.

"why are you paying tokens to some glam rock Dolph Lundgren?"

Some of the snippets in this are infuriating. To evaluate and philosophise about your flaws like that and do zero to address them or work on it, there's sense this sickening of hubris to it

I seriously disliked making this for that reason.

what was the source audio? At the end sounds like he got into a tiff with the interviewer. Sounds juicy, wanna hear it in full

Some from the opie fight, I think the rest from the advice show - just random episodes

Look at those pill bottles.

I didn't know Joe Materese sounded like Mike Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Let's hear it for u/Porsalin

These are the best. I bet you a million bucks Jimmy hears this and still laughs his ass off, even though it's busting his balls.

Great work, as always, but needs more commercials for his furniture restoration "business" on Etsy.

I just can't quit Joe

Please don’t , ever..... Thank you for your service.