Dave Landau - Worst 2nd mic since Opie?

12  2018-05-31 by SociallyAwkwardRyan

If you close your eyes you can tell he's just dollar store Gavin McInnes

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You know you have a good 2nd mic when every show has a "one time on family guy" reference.

Literally who?

Theres too many Literally who's already so it's more like Literally who who?

Literally Horton hears a who

Who who, tell 'em, Fred.

Being super politically incorrect is only ballsy if you have something to lose.

Fuck off. Theres nothing wrong with Landau you genetic drift motherfuckers.....

who?

Hi Dave. I'm so unfamiliar with you that I can only make fun of your immensely fat wife. kys

I’m sure I’m about to get downvoted till the cows come home (E-Rock, you home yet?), but I was at the Cumia Show today, and Landau was a ridiculously nice guy after the show. I rode the elevator with Ant and Nick, and they wouldn’t even look at me. Dave had a full conversation with me, and thanked me for coming to the show. I can’t hate the guy.

They didn’t even look at you? I met Ant a few times and he was always decent

Not even once. It’s cool though. I wasn’t expecting anything really, but seeing as how there were only 3 people in the audience, I thought we’d at least get a wave or a nod.

Out of the 3, how many had goatees and new balances?

Just me.

He's constantly trying to sound like someone else. I've heard him switch from Gavin to Pat Dixon within the same sentence. He's on the show to make Ant look good and to try to recoup some of the money they lost on Artie's dope problem.

Sam Roberts

I still chuckle out loud thinking about how Ant has been reduced to hiring absolute nobodies for second mic. What a disaster his life turned out to be.

His wife is fat as shit, and even though hes fat she makes him look like DJ Qualls with the black chick from one of those road trip movies...but someone just posted the video of them callin gavin a gay cult leader....and it wasnt a mess of fake laughing over each other, they seemed to actually be talking, ill never listen regularly but it actually sounded like a step in the right direction for trant

Landau is so far below Opie or Gavin or "Medicated Artie" it isn't funny. Landau is the worst I've ever heard. Just a Super Ball-washing Closeted Fag with a Fattie Beard!

Anthony's output and career right now is just like his mom, forgettable and rotting.

Out of the 3, how many had goatees and new balances?